Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish, and the other is a walrus. You're welcome.
its only ok to beat up an dwarf when they walk up to your wife and say your hair smells nice
What's green and smells like bacon?
Kermit's finger.
If your going shopping at school what color would Iike to smell : True or False
skinny deformed creature in the distance
So I was doing a project in my class and my teacher asked me to give an example of allusion, which is referencing something else with a word.
So I answered, “Jane 9/11ed her little sisters Jenga kit”
The principles office smells nice
You smell like tap water and cornflakes
Go up to your friend and say: “It smells like updog.” They will likely reply: “What’s updog?” To which you reply: “Nothing much, what about you?”
why do giraffes have such long necks?
Because their feet smell!
What time is it when you can smell smoke 💨 inside? Time to get outside
What's red green and smells like shit
...Red and green shit
I smell up dog in here.
"What's up dog?"
Nothin much, how bout you?