Smell jokes

BULLY vs. QUIET KID

Bully: I bet your dick is as small as a Tic Tac.

Quiet Kid: That's why your mom's breath smells so good.

QUIET KID WINS

I put a magnet in my butthole and made the teachers smell it.

Wee dyslexic boy and girl in class.

Wee boy says, "Can you smell gas?"

Wee girl replies, "I canny even smell my name!"

A bear and a rabbit are at a bar getting high, smoking weed, talking about nothing but lies and straight up garbage.

And then the bear starts to drink too much damn liquor, gets drunk, and asks the rabbit, "Can I have one more scotch, pretty please?"

And the rabbit says, "Hell to the naw, I'm not about to carry your drunk ass home with me and smell your breath."

You smell like you farted hard. A, B, Honor Roll, all F’s, you retarded!

I smell ice a mile. Titanic, I want to iceberg.

How can you tell when a comic passes gas? Something smells funny.

Why did the Indian man refuse to use deodorant? Because he wanted to smell like his natural habitat, the shitter.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I took a poo, and it smelt like you.

Does breath smell like 🍑?

Person 1: Somebody farted.

Person 2: No, all I can smell is your breath.

I told my therapist you are too fat and ugly to date grown men. Then she asked me, "You wanna give a judgemental reaction about that?" I said, "Okay, you smell rat pee on somebody's cock."

I think democracy is a scam. I love men and I love you. I love men and I love you. I love my dog. He won't sleep inside and I shitted my pants. I peed my pants. I smell bad. I took a shower and my dog was like, "Oh my god." I was like, "Oh." I was like, "Oh my god," and then I was like, "I shitted again" and he was like, "Bark bark," cause he's a dog. Thanks for listening.

This guy went to the gas station to get some gas, and as he asked the cashier for gas he noticed a terrible smell. He asked what the smell was and the cashier replied, "That's your gas, cuz I farted. Now hand me the 20 bucks!"

The guy said, "No, not the kind that comes from your ass, but the kind you put in a car!" The cashier says, "That fart was worth 20 bucks, so beat it!"

Guy says, "I need real gas, nothing about your ass impresses me!" Then another guy gets in line and says, "I know the guy personally, we grew up together. Always trying to be the cool kid in school, bragging about his big horse's ass...no wonder he was always the *butt* of all jokes!"

Juice WRLD farts smell like McDonalds.

Orphans smell like Grandma cunt.

A, B, C, E, F, G. You smell like a baby. Maybe you should not be "Hati-ey."

Why does Donald Trump smell like dog shit? Cuz he's a dawg!

Roses are red.

Roses are red.

Roses are red.

I smell burnt toast.

Knock knock. Who's there? You... You who? You smell like shit!