Smell jokes

Wee dyslexic boy and girl in class.

Wee boy says, "Can you smell gas?"

Wee girl replies, "I canny even smell my name!"

A bear and a rabbit are at a bar getting high, smoking weed, talking about nothing but lies and straight up garbage.

And then the bear starts to drink too much damn liquor, gets drunk, and asks the rabbit, "Can I have one more scotch, pretty please?"

And the rabbit says, "Hell to the naw, I'm not about to carry your drunk ass home with me and smell your breath."

You smell like you farted hard. A, B, Honor Roll, all F’s, you retarded!

I smell ice a mile. Titanic, I want to iceberg.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I took a poo, and it smelt like you.

Why did the Indian man refuse to use deodorant? Because he wanted to smell like his natural habitat, the shitter.

Does breath smell like 🍑?

Person 1: Somebody farted.

Person 2: No, all I can smell is your breath.

I told my therapist you are too fat and ugly to date grown men. Then she asked me, "You wanna give a judgemental reaction about that?" I said, "Okay, you smell rat pee on somebody's cock."

How can you tell when a comic passes gas? Something smells funny.

I think democracy is a scam. I love men and I love you. I love men and I love you. I love my dog. He won't sleep inside and I shitted my pants. I peed my pants. I smell bad. I took a shower and my dog was like, "Oh my god." I was like, "Oh." I was like, "Oh my god," and then I was like, "I shitted again" and he was like, "Bark bark," cause he's a dog. Thanks for listening.

This guy went to the gas station to get some gas, and as he asked the cashier for gas he noticed a terrible smell. He asked what the smell was and the cashier replied, "That's your gas, cuz I farted. Now hand me the 20 bucks!"

The guy said, "No, not the kind that comes from your ass, but the kind you put in a car!" The cashier says, "That fart was worth 20 bucks, so beat it!"

Guy says, "I need real gas, nothing about your ass impresses me!" Then another guy gets in line and says, "I know the guy personally, we grew up together. Always trying to be the cool kid in school, bragging about his big horse's ass...no wonder he was always the *butt* of all jokes!"

Orphans smell like Grandma cunt.

Juice WRLD farts smell like McDonalds.

A, B, C, E, F, G. You smell like a baby. Maybe you should not be "Hati-ey."

Why does Donald Trump smell like dog shit? Cuz he's a dawg!

Roses are red.

Roses are red.

Roses are red.

I smell burnt toast.

Knock knock. Who's there? You... You who? You smell like shit!

What is something that smells yuck? 🤮

Old bus seats.

Me: "Hey, you trashy pig woman, go in the toilet or lay on the grass where you belong."

Trashy pig woman: "Why?"

Because you smell like fart, and you're pretty much just a turd with lips.