Smell jokes
How can you tell a woman's pussy is good?
You smell her fingers.
A guy is walking down the street when he almost steps in something. He looks down and says, "Looks like shit."
He crouches down and smells it, "Smells like shit."
He sticks his finger in, tastes it, "Tastes like shit."
He then smiles and says, "Well, good thing I didn't step on it!"
Me: Hey friend!
Friend: Yes?
Me: What is the missing sense? Seeing, smelling, _, tasting, hearing.
Friend: Touch.
Me: What do you spawn on Minecraft always? (jk only 99.99%)
Friend: Grass.
Me: And you get?
Friend: Touch grass.
Lynx Africa is based on a nice smell. Do you think Lynx England would smell like Stella and disappointment?
You're a copycat from Ballarat You smell like a rat, you wear a hat and you are shaped like a baseball bat.
Song by John Rizk
Wanna hear a poop joke?
Nah, they always stink.
A, B, C, E, F, G. You smell like a baby. Maybe you should not be "Hati-ey."
Why does Donald Trump smell like dog shit? Cuz he's a dawg!
I put a magnet in my butthole and made the teachers smell it.
Does breath smell like 🍑?
Your mama smells so bad that everytime she goes outside, she gets ticketed for pollution. She's so ugly that everytime she looks out a window, she gets arrested for mooning.
Yo mama so smelly, she’s even banned from the perfume store!
I work on medicine; my job is to smell it to see if it's bad :)
What is black, smells bad, and long? Line to social services.
Joe Biden walks into the White House kitchen.
"Are those brownies I smell?" he asks.
"Indeed, they are," he was told.
"Gee," he says, "they smell nothing like Girl Scouts!"
I can smell your kids!
How do you stop a skunk from smelling?
Hold its nose.
Worst joke ever.
My cat's breath smells like cat food.
Why would you not let an elephant sleep in the same bed with you?
Because they stink and now the room smells like elephant shit.
What attracted Jeffrey Dahmer to abortion clinics?
- He smelled veal.