My brother thinks hes cool when he just SMELLS
I can smell your kids
Why would you not let an elephant sleep in the same bed with you? Because they stinks and now the room smells like elephant shit.
Your mama smells so bad. Everytime she goes outside. She gets ticketed for pollution. She's so ugly everytime she looks out a window she gets arrested for mooning.
its smell like something die in my room, oh yeah its my dignity,hope, and my feeling. put in the corner of my room, they make a decent blanket to wipe my tears .
why does Struan smell so awful. Because he is friends with jerp
What did one ass cheek say to the other?
Blimey, what's that smell coming from the corridor?
"Do you have a noose" Nose?- "Yeah, nose- nose... I heard your's was stuffed lately- haha." I actually smell something- Like a corpse Is it you?- "No." *Dying on the inside has never been so detectable
fraser smells
Sorry man but I got to say one thing you know when a bully in a movie walks you to you then they walk up to yiu and they smell you and say what are you doing
Lynx. For that cheap teenage smell, of desperation
i smell like skunk
The lasagna i just cook is for me my friends and family you don't get none because your name is not on the list. You wanna know why cause you got the whole place smelling like catdog and ass.
So I was doing a project in my class and my teacher asked me to give an example of allusion, which is referencing something else with a word.
So I answered, “Jane 9/11ed her little sisters Jenga kit”
The principles office smells nice
You smell like you farted (FARTED) harded (HARDED) A, B, Honor Roll all F’s you retarded (re-OHHHHH)
I Put a magnet in my butthole and made the teachers smell it
Wee dyslexic boy and girl in class. Wee boy says"Can you smell gas?? Wee girl replies"I canny even smell my name"
I smell Ice a mile. *Titanic I want to Icebeld.
How can you tell when a comic passes gas? Something smells funny.
Why did the Indian man refuse to use deodorant? Because he wanted to smell like his natural habitat, the shitter.
