Smell Jokes

I was walking down the street when i thought i smelled my ex's perfume, turns out i was standing in front of a fish market.

why did the cow smell coz the horse gave it a pat on the back

my sister said you smell but then she saw her panties having moles on it

Wee dyslexic boy and girl in class. Wee boy says"Can you smell gas?? Wee girl replies"I canny even smell my name"

A bear and a rabbit are at a bar getting high smoking weed talking about nothing but lies and straight up garbage. and then the bear starts to drink too much damn liquor gets drunk and ask the rabbit can i have one more scotch pretty please? And the rabbit says hell to the naw I'm not about to carry your drunk ass home with me and smell your breath.

I smell Ice a mile. *Titanic I want to Icebeld.

Why did the Indian man refuse to use deodorant? Because he wanted to smell like his natural habitat, the shitter.

Is breath smell like 🍑

How can you tell when a comic passes gas? Something smells funny.

i think democracy is a scam i love men and i love you i love men an d i love you i love my dog he wontsleep iinside and i shitteed my pants i peed my pants i smell bad i took a shower and my dog was like oh my god i was like ohh i was like oh my god and then i was like i shitted again and he was like bark bark casue hes a dog thanks for listening

Juce world farts smell like Macdonalds

Roses are red Roses are red Roses are red I smell burnt toast