Slang jokes
Do you like pudding? Pudding deez nuts in your mouth!
What do you call a disabled person who gets high?
Baked potato.
What did one copper say to the other? C U.
"Lemme clap your girl's booty cheeks, daddy papi."
A dick has a sad life. His hair's a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his best friend's a pussy, and his owner beats him.
What did the balls say to the dick?
Hey dick, how's it hanging?
Q: What is it called when a hoe is getting ready for her party but doesn't know what to wear but is thinking about it? A: A thotprosses
Black comedy name week:
Malt liquor Monday Tupac Tuesday Watermelon Wednesday Thong Thursday Fried chicken Friday Sukie Sukie Saturday Slap a hoe Sunday
What did the kid say to the emo?
"Don't leave me hanging!"
What do you call a vagina with teeth?
A vicious cunt.
What do you call a Mexican that smokes weed? A baked bean.
Was gonna make a gay joke but fuck... Cum on guys.
What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hoe? A hoe can wash her crack and sell it again.
What did one buttcheek say to the other buttcheek?
"Keep this shit between you and me."
People say, "I like your cut G." Which is when you get a fresh cut. But I guess when you go bald, we can say, "Like your forehead, G."
I know it's really, really, really, really bad.
Can I put deez nuts in yo cluts?
What do you call it when you rickroll someone in the LGBTQ?
You just got fruit-rolled.
What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs?
One's a crusty bus station and one's a busty crustacean.
Ever heard of iLadies? I laid deez nutz on yo' face!
How does a gay man trick a heterosexual man into giving him a blowjob?
The gay man asks the heterosexual man if he wants to give him a "brojob."