A dick has a sad life. His hair's a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his best friend's a pussy, and his owner beats him.
What did the balls say to the dick?
Hey dick, how's it hanging?
Q: What is it called when a hoe is getting ready for her party but doesn't know what to wear but is thinking about it? A: A thotprosses
What did the kid say to the emo?
"Don't leave me hanging!"
What do you call a vagina with teeth?
A vicious cunt.
What do you call a Mexican that smokes weed? A baked bean.
Was gonna make a gay joke but fuck... Cum on guys.
What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hoe? A hoe can wash her crack and sell it again.
What did one buttcheek say to the other buttcheek?
"Keep this shit between you and me."
People say, "I like your cut G." Which is when you get a fresh cut. But I guess when you go bald, we can say, "Like your forehead, G."
I know it's really, really, really, really bad.
Can I put deez nuts in yo cluts?
What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs?
One's a crusty bus station and one's a busty crustacean.
What do you call it when you rickroll someone in the LGBTQ?
You just got fruit-rolled.
How does a gay man trick a heterosexual man into giving him a blowjob?
The gay man asks the heterosexual man if he wants to give him a "brojob."
Ever heard of iLadies? I laid deez nutz on yo' face!
There is a kid in my class who is allergic to peanuts. He says he's gay. He can't be though... he's allergic to nuts!
You like to draw? Because I like the MD, raw :)
Why don’t we just call blue balls a cummy ache?
Can I put my balls in your jaws?
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy" 😔
