Slang jokes
Guy: Do you want a nickel?
Girl: Sure.
Guy: So you’ll tickle my pickle?
Girl: 😳😩😩😩
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme-n-Sneakers.
What do you call a downy who can't get a girlfriend?
Down bad.
How does a pimp answer when asked why he chose his occupation?
Answer: He wanted a stable source of income.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
What do you call a midget born from precum?
"Half Nut!"
Who ever said "condom?" YES DADDY!
Like if you have nuts.
Hey kids, are you ready for Faptisim?
I luv sucking on big balls, I'm gay af.
Toes for hoes.
When you think of the word "simp," you think of a girl. "Girl" stands for ghosts in real life. Another word for simp is "ding dong." Put them together, and you get ghosts in real life with ding dongs.
Your (DYM 31).
Yeet.
What does LMAO stand for?
Launching Moms At Orphans.
What did the butt say to the other butt? "I got big fat apples for butt checks!"
Six one.
It's sad someone has ligma.
Hey girl, are you a wizard? Because you cast lit in my Final Fantasy!
What do ya call a legless prostitute in a strawberry field?
A jammy cunt.