Slang jokes
Your sense of humor is like being a short bus kid: it's retarded.
You think your friends get butthurt?
That's gay guys.
Method Man: Yo what’s crackin’?
ODB: Yep
What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A fruit stand.
I went to the market to get eggs, and my sister thought that I meant my balls.
Why did the three 23s not go to the orphanage?
Because they already 69'd.
Can I put my balls in your jaws?
Why is it called scissoring and not lip-syncing?
My friend has ligma...
Lick ma balls!
How do prisoners call each other? Cell phones.
I pushed the disabled kid into a fire, then called him "Hot Wheels."
Why was the fanny flat?
So it can flop about.
Deez nuts eat nuts.
"Lemme clap your girl's booty cheeks, daddy papi."
Walk up to an emo and say, "I like your cuts G."
Balls.
This man came up to me and asked if I could sell my house to him, and I said sure. Then five days later, he said that the loan should come in the mailbox. Then I checked the mailbox, and the only thing I saw was nothing, so I told the guy, "DEEZ NUTS IN YOUR MOUTH!"
Have you seen the Justin meme?
Yeah, the ones that cracked at Fortnite?
Just-in time for deez nuts.
Bruh.
But actually, it's a parody.
Wait, actually?
Parodiesnuts (pair of deez nuts).
Why were people sad when John F. Kennedy got shot? All he got was head.
Why did the orphan become gay? Because he wanted to call someone "daddy."