Slang jokes

"Lemme clap your girl's booty cheeks, daddy papi."

What is the female version of t-bagging? A clam slapping.

What do you call a virgin lying on a waterbed?

A cherry float.

American soldier: "Did you come here to die?"

Australian soldier: "Nah mate, I came 'ere yesterdie."

What did the kid say to the emo?

"Don't leave me hanging!"

What did the balls say to the dick?

Hey dick, how's it hanging?

Q: What is it called when a hoe is getting ready for her party but doesn't know what to wear but is thinking about it? A: A thotprosses

A dick has a sad life. His hair's a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his best friend's a pussy, and his owner beats him.

What do you call a vagina with teeth?

A vicious cunt.

What do you call a Mexican that smokes weed? A baked bean.

Was gonna make a gay joke but fuck... Cum on guys.

What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hoe? A hoe can wash her crack and sell it again.

What did one buttcheek say to the other buttcheek?

"Keep this shit between you and me."

People say, "I like your cut G." Which is when you get a fresh cut. But I guess when you go bald, we can say, "Like your forehead, G."

I know it's really, really, really, really bad.

What do you call it when you rickroll someone in the LGBTQ?

You just got fruit-rolled.

Can I put deez nuts in yo cluts?

What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs?

One's a crusty bus station and one's a busty crustacean.

Ever heard of iLadies? I laid deez nutz on yo' face!

How does a gay man trick a heterosexual man into giving him a blowjob?

The gay man asks the heterosexual man if he wants to give him a "brojob."

Why did the zookeeper lose his job? For choking the chicken and spanking the monkey!