Slang jokes
Q: Why do clowns always get into fights?
A: Because they have the balls to.
What is smegma name?
What do you call a disabled person who gets high?
Baked potato.
Do you like pudding? Pudding deez nuts in your mouth!
What did one copper say to the other? C U.
"Lemme clap your girl's booty cheeks, daddy papi."
Why is it called scissoring and not lip-syncing?
A dick has a sad life. His hair's a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his best friend's a pussy, and his owner beats him.
Q: What is it called when a hoe is getting ready for her party but doesn't know what to wear but is thinking about it? A: A thotprosses
What do you call it when you rickroll someone in the LGBTQ?
You just got fruit-rolled.
What did the kid say to the emo?
"Don't leave me hanging!"
What did the balls say to the dick?
Hey dick, how's it hanging?
Was gonna make a gay joke but fuck... Cum on guys.
What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hoe? A hoe can wash her crack and sell it again.
What do you call a vagina with teeth?
A vicious cunt.
What do you call a Mexican that smokes weed? A baked bean.
What did one buttcheek say to the other buttcheek?
"Keep this shit between you and me."
People say, "I like your cut G." Which is when you get a fresh cut. But I guess when you go bald, we can say, "Like your forehead, G."
I know it's really, really, really, really bad.
Him: Hey girl, do you have pet insurance?
Her: Yes, why do you ask?
Him: Cuz I'm going to bang that pussy up!
Can I put deez nuts in yo cluts?