Slang jokes
Do you like pudding? Pudding deez nuts in your mouth!
What do you call a virgin lying on a waterbed?
A cherry float.
What is smegma name?
What do you call a disabled person who gets high?
Baked potato.
What did one copper say to the other? C U.
A dick has a sad life. His hair's a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his best friend's a pussy, and his owner beats him.
What did the balls say to the dick?
Hey dick, how's it hanging?
Q: What is it called when a hoe is getting ready for her party but doesn't know what to wear but is thinking about it? A: A thotprosses
What did the kid say to the emo?
"Don't leave me hanging!"
What do you call it when you rickroll someone in the LGBTQ?
You just got fruit-rolled.
What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hoe? A hoe can wash her crack and sell it again.
What do you call a vagina with teeth?
A vicious cunt.
What do you call a Mexican that smokes weed? A baked bean.
Was gonna make a gay joke but fuck... Cum on guys.
What did one buttcheek say to the other buttcheek?
"Keep this shit between you and me."
People say, "I like your cut G." Which is when you get a fresh cut. But I guess when you go bald, we can say, "Like your forehead, G."
I know it's really, really, really, really bad.
What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs?
One's a crusty bus station and one's a busty crustacean.
Can I put deez nuts in yo cluts?
Him: Hey girl, do you have pet insurance?
Her: Yes, why do you ask?
Him: Cuz I'm going to bang that pussy up!
How does a gay man trick a heterosexual man into giving him a blowjob?
The gay man asks the heterosexual man if he wants to give him a "brojob."