Slang

Slang jokes

Dick

What did the balls say to the dick?

Hey dick, how's it hanging?

Dick

A dick has a sad life. His hair's a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his best friend's a pussy, and his owner beats him.

Hoe

Q: What is it called when a hoe is getting ready for her party but doesn't know what to wear but is thinking about it? A: A thotprosses

Memes

Hoe

What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hoe? A hoe can wash her crack and sell it again.

Buttcheek

What did one buttcheek say to the other buttcheek?

"Keep this shit between you and me."

Forehead

People say, "I like your cut G." Which is when you get a fresh cut. But I guess when you go bald, we can say, "Like your forehead, G."

I know it's really, really, really, really bad.

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  • Rickroll

    What do you call it when you rickroll someone in the LGBTQ?

    You just got fruit-rolled.

    Lobster

    What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs?

    One's a crusty bus station and one's a busty crustacean.

    Brojob

    How does a gay man trick a heterosexual man into giving him a blowjob?

    The gay man asks the heterosexual man if he wants to give him a "brojob."

    Allergy

    There is a kid in my class who is allergic to peanuts. He says he's gay. He can't be though... he's allergic to nuts!

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  • Orphan

    Why can’t orphans be gay?

    They have nobody to call "daddy" 😔