Slang jokes
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses?
To SHADE the HATERS!
When people mean "phat feast," they don't mean fat.
When yo mumma says "phat," she means FAT but thinks she's cool!
What’s the only type of batteries that they use in prisons? Duracell.
Yeet? Yeet yeet yeet!
Ya momma is sus.
Sorry.
Why are you sorry?
Sorry for putting deez nuts in your mouth.
"Jizzy jazz all over my ass."
Yo, Buster, I hope I am not busting your bubble.
That's kinda sus, you know?
I have ligma.
What do you call a gay grenade?
A fragette.
Who remembers when ‘tweeting’ meant “stabbing a hooker”?
My grandpa died to ligma :(
LIGMA BALLS!
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To fix his flow.
What do you call a thicc boy... big boi?
Why did the duck walk across the road? I lost my pecker!
Me: Hey, are you going to Sawcon?
Sensei: What is that?
Me: Saw con deez nu...
Sensei: Oh, is it for people with ligma?
Me: What’s ligm...
Sensei: 😈
Me: no no no no
Sensei: Ligma ba...
Looks dragon!
Draggin' these nuts across yo face!
If I have ligma and you have ligma, how about you ligma balls? 😏 (It’s all about how you pronounce the end.)
What do you call a shake? Shake ya booty!