Slang jokes
Kid amogus backwards.
SUGOMA DIK!
What did the butt say to the other butt? "I got big fat apples for butt checks!"
This is fucking cringe smd fuckers.
"Dez nuts, bell suck and she ugly."
Who likes eating ass?
My Little Pony.
Memes
What is Jay?
Phat.
Student: What's the best thing in the world?
Teacher: I don't know what.
Student: Hard rock cock.
SMG4 Mario be like in Ohio: I don’t wanna do this...
Candice everyone: Candice?
Mario: CAN DEEZ NUTS FIT IN YOUR MOUTH!
Have you heard of the work called "ligma balls?"
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that walks into a fire?
Hot Wheels.
I was listening to some Drake in class.
My teacher shouted to turn it off. She then exclaimed that "Drake is mid and his music is very Pessi!" I didn’t understand the meaning until I checked the dictionary and realised it is a synonym for overrated.
"Uwu daddy."
"So what, ah, my G?"
Hey do you know saga?
Saga these ball sacks!
What is a chode?
"Pogchamp ETHAN!"
Why were people sad when John F. Kennedy got shot? All he got was head.
Eggshausted.
Y u gey, bruh?
Me: It smells like good fam.
Friend: What's good fam?
Me: Nothing much, what about you fam?