Slang jokes
My boyfriend and I were playing baseball last night with some of our friends. Halfway through the game we took a break and he asked me to hold his balls for him whilst he went to the toilet.
All our friends were shocked when I went into the boys' bathroom with him.
Yo, back off from my homey Freshfry; he's mine!
Your (DYM 13).
What do you call a thicc boy... big boi?
I went to the market to get eggs, and my sister thought that I meant my balls.
Memes
When the drip is sus.
Kid amogus backwards.
SUGOMA DIK!
"Me so cutie right?"
What did the butt say to the other butt? "I got big fat apples for butt checks!"
This is fucking cringe smd fuckers.
"Dez nuts, bell suck and she ugly."
What is Jay?
Phat.
Who likes eating ass?
My Little Pony.
Student: What's the best thing in the world?
Teacher: I don't know what.
Student: Hard rock cock.
If a prostitute is celebrating her birthday, does she get a hoecake?
Me: It smells like good fam.
Friend: What's good fam?
Me: Nothing much, what about you fam?
Why did the Duck go to rehab?
Because he was a Quackhead.
SMG4 Mario be like in Ohio: I don’t wanna do this...
Candice everyone: Candice?
Mario: CAN DEEZ NUTS FIT IN YOUR MOUTH!
"Uwu daddy."
Hey do you know saga?
Saga these ball sacks!