Slang jokes
I met a lovely girl at a friend's house party, so I went and introduced myself by saying I'm Noah, what's yours?
She turned around angrily and offended and said, "I identify as a hockey puck, didn't you see the sign?"
To which I replied, "Bitch, that says hickey puck. If you identify as a hockey puck, then let me hit you!"
My grandpa died to ligma :(
LIGMA BALLS!
Why did the duck walk across the road? I lost my pecker!
What do you call a shake? Shake ya booty!
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To fix his flow.
Me: Hey, are you going to Sawcon?
Sensei: What is that?
Me: Saw con deez nu...
Sensei: Oh, is it for people with ligma?
Me: What’s ligm...
Sensei: 😈
Me: no no no no
Sensei: Ligma ba...
BLM = Bang local MILFs.
What's the code thing on Minecraft that decides the world generation?
Seed?
Seedeeznuts!
Have you learned SoDN in chemistry? It's so hard.
What's SoDN?
Suck on deez nuts.
Bro, I was told that "LMAO" meant launching missiles at orphanages. Well, I LMAOed. I don't think they are ever gonna see their parents again.
What do you call getting assaulted by a gay man? Fruit punch.
Yo, back off from my homey Freshfry; he's mine!
Doin (DYM 49).
Who ever said "condom?" YES DADDY!
If I have ligma and you have ligma, how about you ligma balls? 😏 (It’s all about how you pronounce the end.)
"Nihha scarborough face."
My boyfriend and I were playing baseball last night with some of our friends. Halfway through the game we took a break and he asked me to hold his balls for him whilst he went to the toilet.
All our friends were shocked when I went into the boys' bathroom with him.
Looks dragon!
Draggin' these nuts across yo face!
Big (DYM 78).
I bought a new camera once. Every shot I took was killer!