Slang jokes
Are you a Muslim, because you're the bomb?
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To fix his flow.
You think your friends get butthurt?
That's gay guys.
When you think of the word "simp," you think of a girl. "Girl" stands for ghosts in real life. Another word for simp is "ding dong." Put them together, and you get ghosts in real life with ding dongs.
Six one.
Can I put my balls in your jaw <3?
Gay shit.
My boyfriend and I were playing baseball last night with some of our friends. Halfway through the game we took a break and he asked me to hold his balls for him whilst he went to the toilet.
All our friends were shocked when I went into the boys' bathroom with him.
How does a gay man trick a heterosexual man into giving him a blowjob?
The gay man asks the heterosexual man if he wants to give him a "brojob."
Why did the duck cross the road to get to his quack dealer?
What do you call a whore with a runny nose?
...Full!
When I tell people my girlfriend's packin', they always think she's really good with a gun.
She's actually transgender and on the waiting list for surgery.
Why did the three 23s not go to the orphanage?
Because they already 69'd.
"Jack and Jill run up the hill to have sex but in a text a sibling sayed I’m on a hill sleeping with a mex. foursome peace love and biches."
Avocado. Avocado deez nuts!
I made this game called Ligma. Say it, "Ligma."
Lick my balls.
Oof.
Q. Why did the pimp buy a journal?
A. To organize his thots.
I just busted a nut. A ginger nut.
Have you heard of the work called "ligma balls?"