Slang jokes
Your mom, bro! XD Roasted! Lmfaoooooooooo!
Why did the booty go to the party?
It heard it was a "bash."
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the interview?
Because his FUTURE was too BRIGHT!
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses?
To SHADE the HATERS!
When people mean "phat feast," they don't mean fat.
When yo mumma says "phat," she means FAT but thinks she's cool!
Ya momma is sus.
Sorry.
Why are you sorry?
Sorry for putting deez nuts in your mouth.
"Jizzy jazz all over my ass."
Yo, Buster, I hope I am not busting your bubble.
That's kinda sus, you know?
Yeet? Yeet yeet yeet!
What’s the only type of batteries that they use in prisons? Duracell.
I have ligma.
Who remembers when ‘tweeting’ meant “stabbing a hooker”?
What do you call a gay grenade?
A fragette.
My grandpa died to ligma :(
LIGMA BALLS!
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To fix his flow.
Me: Hey, are you going to Sawcon?
Sensei: What is that?
Me: Saw con deez nu...
Sensei: Oh, is it for people with ligma?
Me: What’s ligm...
Sensei: 😈
Me: no no no no
Sensei: Ligma ba...
Why did the duck walk across the road? I lost my pecker!
What do you call a shake? Shake ya booty!