Slang jokes
Why did the booty go to the party?
It heard it was a "bash."
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses?
To SHADE the HATERS!
When people mean "phat feast," they don't mean fat.
When yo mumma says "phat," she means FAT but thinks she's cool!
What’s the only type of batteries that they use in prisons? Duracell.
Yeet? Yeet yeet yeet!
I have ligma.
What do you call a gay grenade?
A fragette.
Who remembers when ‘tweeting’ meant “stabbing a hooker”?
My grandpa died to ligma :(
LIGMA BALLS!
Yo, back off from my homey Freshfry; he's mine!
"Nihha scarborough face."
What do you call a shake? Shake ya booty!
BLM = Bang local MILFs.
What's the code thing on Minecraft that decides the world generation?
Seed?
Seedeeznuts!
Have you learned SoDN in chemistry? It's so hard.
What's SoDN?
Suck on deez nuts.
Bro, I was told that "LMAO" meant launching missiles at orphanages. Well, I LMAOed. I don't think they are ever gonna see their parents again.
What do you call getting assaulted by a gay man? Fruit punch.
My boyfriend and I were playing baseball last night with some of our friends. Halfway through the game we took a break and he asked me to hold his balls for him whilst he went to the toilet.
All our friends were shocked when I went into the boys' bathroom with him.
If I have ligma and you have ligma, how about you ligma balls? 😏 (It’s all about how you pronounce the end.)
Looks dragon!
Draggin' these nuts across yo face!