Slang jokes
What's the code thing on Minecraft that decides the world generation?
Seed?
Seedeeznuts!
Bro, I was told that "LMAO" meant launching missiles at orphanages. Well, I LMAOed. I don't think they are ever gonna see their parents again.
BLM = Bang local MILFs.
Have you learned SoDN in chemistry? It's so hard.
What's SoDN?
Suck on deez nuts.
What do you call a shake? Shake ya booty!
Memes
straight (DYM 56)
I bought a new camera once. Every shot I took was killer!
If I have ligma and you have ligma, how about you ligma balls? 😏 (It’s all about how you pronounce the end.)
Looks dragon!
Draggin' these nuts across yo face!
Your (DYM 13).
Who ever said "condom?" YES DADDY!
Big (DYM 78).
What do you call a thicc boy... big boi?
Why did the duck walk across the road? I lost my pecker!
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To fix his flow.
I went to the market to get eggs, and my sister thought that I meant my balls.
When the drip is sus.
"Me so cutie right?"
Kid amogus backwards.
SUGOMA DIK!
What did the butt say to the other butt? "I got big fat apples for butt checks!"