Smoothbrain jokes

Your forehead is so big your inner thoughts echo.

Your forehead's so big that it has its own gravitational pull.

I finally know why my brain doesn't work!

On the left side, there's nothing right, and on the right side, there's nothing left.

People say that biting off your finger would be as easy as biting a carrot if your brain didn't try to stop you. How the f do people know that and how many people's fingers did they bite off before coming to that conclusion?

Grew up playing Fruit Ninja on my iPad. Spent time with my online sister playing multiplayer.

Now I play it in school with an awesome small steel blade.

I’m not allowed my phone during school hours and I have to give it in at the start of the day...