Slang jokes
Hey do you know saga?
Saga these ball sacks!
What is a chode?
"Pogchamp ETHAN!"
Why did the Duck go to rehab?
Because he was a Quackhead.
Y u gey, bruh?
Why were people sad when John F. Kennedy got shot? All he got was head.
Me: It smells like good fam.
Friend: What's good fam?
Me: Nothing much, what about you fam?
Gay shit.
What do you call a dick?
Suck my dick!
I always wear Puma, put my balls in your mouth.
Balls in your jaws.
My name is Justin. I like dick. Lit? Let me eat you out like?
I (DYM 143).
If a prostitute is celebrating her birthday, does she get a hoecake?
Knock knock. Who's there? Ligma. Ligma who? LIGMA BALLS!
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra bars and dough!
My bro said food was cool. So I threw a piece of cool chicken at him. For some reason, he hit me, OOF.
What do you call a dirty Mexican?
A chulo.
Method Man: Yo what’s crackin’?
ODB: Yep
What is deez + nuts = deez nuts, ha!