Slang jokes
"Me so cutie right?"
I met a lovely girl at a friend's house party, so I went and introduced myself by saying I'm Noah, what's yours?
She turned around angrily and offended and said, "I identify as a hockey puck, didn't you see the sign?"
To which I replied, "Bitch, that says hickey puck. If you identify as a hockey puck, then let me hit you!"
This is fucking cringe smd fuckers.
"Dez nuts, bell suck and she ugly."
Who likes eating ass?
My Little Pony.
What is Jay?
Phat.
Student: What's the best thing in the world?
Teacher: I don't know what.
Student: Hard rock cock.
Why were people sad when John F. Kennedy got shot? All he got was head.
Why did the Duck go to rehab?
Because he was a Quackhead.
Me: It smells like good fam.
Friend: What's good fam?
Me: Nothing much, what about you fam?
Y u gey, bruh?
Eggshausted.
Have you heard of the work called "ligma balls?"
"Uwu daddy."
SMG4 Mario be like in Ohio: I don’t wanna do this...
Candice everyone: Candice?
Mario: CAN DEEZ NUTS FIT IN YOUR MOUTH!
"So what, ah, my G?"
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that walks into a fire?
Hot Wheels.
I was listening to some Drake in class.
My teacher shouted to turn it off. She then exclaimed that "Drake is mid and his music is very Pessi!" I didn’t understand the meaning until I checked the dictionary and realised it is a synonym for overrated.
Hey do you know saga?
Saga these ball sacks!
What is a chode?