Slang jokes
When the drip is sus.
"Me so cutie right?"
Kid amogus backwards.
SUGOMA DIK!
What did the butt say to the other butt? "I got big fat apples for butt checks!"
I met a lovely girl at a friend's house party, so I went and introduced myself by saying I'm Noah, what's yours?
She turned around angrily and offended and said, "I identify as a hockey puck, didn't you see the sign?"
To which I replied, "Bitch, that says hickey puck. If you identify as a hockey puck, then let me hit you!"
This is fucking cringe smd fuckers.
"Dez nuts, bell suck and she ugly."
What is Jay?
Phat.
Who likes eating ass?
My Little Pony.
Student: What's the best thing in the world?
Teacher: I don't know what.
Student: Hard rock cock.
"Uwu daddy."
"So what, ah, my G?"
Have you heard of the work called "ligma balls?"
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that walks into a fire?
Hot Wheels.
Eggshausted.
Hey do you know saga?
Saga these ball sacks!
What is a chode?
I was listening to some Drake in class.
My teacher shouted to turn it off. She then exclaimed that "Drake is mid and his music is very Pessi!" I didn’t understand the meaning until I checked the dictionary and realised it is a synonym for overrated.
Why were people sad when John F. Kennedy got shot? All he got was head.
"Pogchamp ETHAN!"