Slang jokes
Student: What's the best thing in the world?
Teacher: I don't know what.
Student: Hard rock cock.
Have you heard of the work called "ligma balls?"
"So what, ah, my G?"
"Uwu daddy."
I was listening to some Drake in class.
My teacher shouted to turn it off. She then exclaimed that "Drake is mid and his music is very Pessi!" I didn’t understand the meaning until I checked the dictionary and realised it is a synonym for overrated.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that walks into a fire?
Hot Wheels.
Hey do you know saga?
Saga these ball sacks!
What is a chode?
Y u gey, bruh?
Why were people sad when John F. Kennedy got shot? All he got was head.
SMG4 Mario be like in Ohio: I don’t wanna do this...
Candice everyone: Candice?
Mario: CAN DEEZ NUTS FIT IN YOUR MOUTH!
Why did the Duck go to rehab?
Because he was a Quackhead.
Me: It smells like good fam.
Friend: What's good fam?
Me: Nothing much, what about you fam?
"Pogchamp ETHAN!"
Eggshausted.
Gay shit.
I always wear Puma, put my balls in your mouth.
Balls in your jaws.
I (DYM 143).
If a prostitute is celebrating her birthday, does she get a hoecake?