Slang jokes

What is deez + nuts = deez nuts, ha!

My bro said food was cool. So I threw a piece of cool chicken at him. For some reason, he hit me, OOF.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Yo mama!

Have you heard of dideys?

Dideys balls fit in your mouth.

Why was the fanny flat?

So it can flop about.

Can I put my baaaalls in yo jaaaaws?

Do you like Mirah?

Mirah-t nuts.

Cao ni man sha bi lalla shabi.

Duck my sick.

Who's Joe?

Joe Mama sucks my fat nuts, bitch!

Avocado. Avocado deez nuts!

Oof.

MANGO 67 MUSTARD. Skibidi Toilet. Sigma. Ohio. Those who knows. Gyat.

Two plus two is four. Minus one, that's three, quick maths. Every day, man's on the block. Smoke trees (Ah). See your girl in the park. That girl is a uckers. When the ting went quack-quack-quack You man were ducking (You man ducked). Hold tight, Asznee (My brudda). He's got the pumpy (Big ting). Hold tight, my man (My guy). He's got the frisbee (Few). I trap, trap, trap on the phone Movin' that cornflakes (Uh). Rice Krispies. Hold tight, my girl Whitney (My G). On, on, on, on, on the road doin' 10 toes Like my toes (Like my toes). You man thought I froze. I see a peng girl, then I pose (Chilin'). If she ain't on it, I ghost. Hah, look at your nose (Check your nose, fam). You donut. Nose long like garden hose.