Slang jokes
Me rn: "Yo yo yo, for pre-K I went to K.I.S.S. a school."
My friend: "What is K.I.S.M.A.?"
Me: "K.I.S.M.A. balls!"
A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before, what can I get you?" "Pop," goes the weasel.
My cock was in the book of world records...
The librarian told me to take it out.
Knock knock. Who's there? Ligma. Ligma who? LIGMA BALLS!
I (DYM 143).
Do you like Wendy's? When deez nutz are in your mouth.
What did the wire say to the electrician?
"Stop twisting my nuts!"
Q. What do you call a prostitute who asks too many questions?
A. An intrusive thot.
Q: What did the emo kid say to the other emo kid?
A: I like ya cut, G.
Why couldn't a lifeguard save the hippie? -- Because he was too far out, man.
What do you call a gay drive-by?
A fruit roll-up.
Someone stole my balls :(
"Dick dick dick, fuck dick nugget shit."
What's the name for a short legged tramp?
A low-down bum.
Me: Do you like cobble?
My friend: No.
Me: Gobble deez nuts!
So, is a homosexual in a coma a fruit or a vegetable?
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
*Aye, Matey!*
Died and came back a cowboy, I call that reintarnation.
What do you call a dick?
Suck my dick!
when the sus.