Slang jokes
Knock knock. Who's there? Ligma. Ligma who? LIGMA BALLS!
Ur mom. (Idk, I'm bored.)
Why couldn't a lifeguard save the hippie? -- Because he was too far out, man.
"Jizzy jazz all over my ass."
Have you heard of Imagine Dragons (the band)? Imagine dragging these nuts across your face.
What do you call a crazy lesbian?
Fruit Loops.
"So what, ah, my G?"
Ever heard of ligma? Ligma ba--
What did the Mexican man say when his house fell on him?
"Get off me homes."
Why did the rapper become a mathematician?
To count his STACKS of CASH.
What did the rapper say to his BLENDER?
"Mix it up, yo!"
Yo mama so "PHAT," she has big boobs and nice legs!
Why do they call my dick section 8?
Because all the hoes are on it.
Ok, now I'm not good at telling jokes, but this one is not too bad. One cunt said to another cunt, "Do you get cold at night?"
"Fuck no, cunt," the first cunt said, "Why?"
"I have a built-in set of vertical curtains to keep the cold out, cunt!" xx
What do Ligma and Bofa have in common?
They both ride on my dick.
Have you ever seen the Pokemon called Ryh... Rhydon these nuts?
Like (DYM 139).
Why do some men call their testicles "bells"? Because it's next to their "ding-dong."
Memories: I have ligma.
Ligma what?
Ligma balls.
One day a rooster fell into a swimming pool and a cat laughed. And the moral of the story? A wet cock can always satisfy a pussy.