Slang jokes
"Nihha scarborough face."
What's the code thing on Minecraft that decides the world generation?
Seed?
Seedeeznuts!
BLM = Bang local MILFs.
Have you learned SoDN in chemistry? It's so hard.
What's SoDN?
Suck on deez nuts.
Bro, I was told that "LMAO" meant launching missiles at orphanages. Well, I LMAOed. I don't think they are ever gonna see their parents again.
My boyfriend and I were playing baseball last night with some of our friends. Halfway through the game we took a break and he asked me to hold his balls for him whilst he went to the toilet.
All our friends were shocked when I went into the boys' bathroom with him.
What do you call getting assaulted by a gay man? Fruit punch.
Big (DYM 78).
Who ever said "condom?" YES DADDY!
straight (DYM 56)
I bought a new camera once. Every shot I took was killer!
Yo, back off from my homey Freshfry; he's mine!
Doin (DYM 49).
Your (DYM 13).
You think your friends get butthurt?
That's gay guys.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Your.
Your who?
Your hoochie coochie stinks.
I went to the market to get eggs, and my sister thought that I meant my balls.
When the drip is sus.
Kid amogus backwards.
SUGOMA DIK!
What did the butt say to the other butt? "I got big fat apples for butt checks!"