Slang jokes
Your (DYM 13).
straight (DYM 56)
What do you call a thicc boy... big boi?
I went to the market to get eggs, and my sister thought that I meant my balls.
When the drip is sus.
"Me so cutie right?"
Kid amogus backwards.
SUGOMA DIK!
What did the butt say to the other butt? "I got big fat apples for butt checks!"
This is fucking cringe smd fuckers.
"Dez nuts, bell suck and she ugly."
Who likes eating ass?
My Little Pony.
What is Jay?
Phat.
Student: What's the best thing in the world?
Teacher: I don't know what.
Student: Hard rock cock.
SMG4 Mario be like in Ohio: I don’t wanna do this...
Candice everyone: Candice?
Mario: CAN DEEZ NUTS FIT IN YOUR MOUTH!
"Uwu daddy."
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that walks into a fire?
Hot Wheels.
I was listening to some Drake in class.
My teacher shouted to turn it off. She then exclaimed that "Drake is mid and his music is very Pessi!" I didn’t understand the meaning until I checked the dictionary and realised it is a synonym for overrated.
Eggshausted.
Have you heard of the work called "ligma balls?"
"So what, ah, my G?"