Slang jokes
Your (DYM 13).
Big (DYM 78).
I bought a new camera once. Every shot I took was killer!
Doin (DYM 49).
Who ever said "condom?" YES DADDY!
straight (DYM 56)
What do you call a thicc boy... big boi?
Me: Hey, are you going to Sawcon?
Sensei: What is that?
Me: Saw con deez nu...
Sensei: Oh, is it for people with ligma?
Me: What’s ligm...
Sensei: 😈
Me: no no no no
Sensei: Ligma ba...
Why did the duck walk across the road? I lost my pecker!
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To fix his flow.
I went to the market to get eggs, and my sister thought that I meant my balls.
When the drip is sus.
"Me so cutie right?"
Kid amogus backwards.
SUGOMA DIK!
What did the butt say to the other butt? "I got big fat apples for butt checks!"
I met a lovely girl at a friend's house party, so I went and introduced myself by saying I'm Noah, what's yours?
She turned around angrily and offended and said, "I identify as a hockey puck, didn't you see the sign?"
To which I replied, "Bitch, that says hickey puck. If you identify as a hockey puck, then let me hit you!"
This is fucking cringe smd fuckers.
"Dez nuts, bell suck and she ugly."
Who likes eating ass?
My Little Pony.
What is Jay?
Phat.