Slang jokes

What is a chode?

"So what, ah, my G?"

Have you heard of the work called "ligma balls?"

What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that walks into a fire?

Hot Wheels.

I was listening to some Drake in class.

My teacher shouted to turn it off. She then exclaimed that "Drake is mid and his music is very Pessi!" I didn’t understand the meaning until I checked the dictionary and realised it is a synonym for overrated.

"Pogchamp ETHAN!"

Why were people sad when John F. Kennedy got shot? All he got was head.

Y u gey, bruh?

Eggshausted.

Gay shit.

I (DYM 143).

I always wear Puma, put my balls in your mouth.

Balls in your jaws.

My name is Justin. I like dick. Lit? Let me eat you out like?

Knock knock. Who's there? Ligma. Ligma who? LIGMA BALLS!

How do rappers like their pizza?

With extra bars and dough!

I’m gay because I nutted on the wall, now there are walnuts.

What do you call a dirty Mexican?

A chulo.

Method Man: Yo what’s crackin’?

ODB: Yep

What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?

RX XD INBOUND!