Slang jokes
"Nihha scarborough face."
My boyfriend and I were playing baseball last night with some of our friends. Halfway through the game we took a break and he asked me to hold his balls for him whilst he went to the toilet.
All our friends were shocked when I went into the boys' bathroom with him.
If I have ligma and you have ligma, how about you ligma balls? 😏 (It’s all about how you pronounce the end.)
Looks dragon!
Draggin' these nuts across yo face!
What's the code thing on Minecraft that decides the world generation?
Seed?
Seedeeznuts!
What do you call getting assaulted by a gay man? Fruit punch.
BLM = Bang local MILFs.
Bro, I was told that "LMAO" meant launching missiles at orphanages. Well, I LMAOed. I don't think they are ever gonna see their parents again.
Have you learned SoDN in chemistry? It's so hard.
What's SoDN?
Suck on deez nuts.
Who ever said "condom?" YES DADDY!
straight (DYM 56)
I bought a new camera once. Every shot I took was killer!
Big (DYM 78).
Your (DYM 13).
Yo, back off from my homey Freshfry; he's mine!
Doin (DYM 49).
What do you call a thicc boy... big boi?
You think your friends get butthurt?
That's gay guys.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Your.
Your who?
Your hoochie coochie stinks.
I went to the market to get eggs, and my sister thought that I meant my balls.