Knock knock. Who's there? Ligma. Ligma who? LIGMA BALLS!
Slang Jokes
What is deez + nuts = deez nuts, ha!
What do you call a dirty Mexican?
A chulo.
Method Man: Yo what’s crackin’?
ODB: Yep
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RX XD INBOUND!
I’m gay because I nutted on the wall, now there are walnuts.
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra bars and dough!
My bro said food was cool. So I threw a piece of cool chicken at him. For some reason, he hit me, OOF.
Can I put my baaaalls in yo jaaaaws?
Why was the fanny flat?
So it can flop about.
Have you heard of dideys?
Dideys balls fit in your mouth.
Do you like Mirah?
Mirah-t nuts.
Cao ni man sha bi lalla shabi.
Duck my sick.
Avocado. Avocado deez nuts!
Who's Joe?
Joe Mama sucks my fat nuts, bitch!
Oof.
Two plus two is four. Minus one, that's three, quick maths. Every day, man's on the block. Smoke trees (Ah). See your girl in the park. That girl is a uckers. When the ting went quack-quack-quack You man were ducking (You man ducked). Hold tight, Asznee (My brudda). He's got the pumpy (Big ting). Hold tight, my man (My guy). He's got the frisbee (Few). I trap, trap, trap on the phone Movin' that cornflakes (Uh). Rice Krispies. Hold tight, my girl Whitney (My G). On, on, on, on, on the road doin' 10 toes Like my toes (Like my toes). You man thought I froze. I see a peng girl, then I pose (Chilin'). If she ain't on it, I ghost. Hah, look at your nose (Check your nose, fam). You donut. Nose long like garden hose.
