Slang jokes
Why did the Duck go to rehab?
Because he was a Quackhead.
If a prostitute is celebrating her birthday, does she get a hoecake?
Gay shit.
I always wear Puma, put my balls in your mouth.
Balls in your jaws.
Memes
I (DYM 143).
My name is Justin. I like dick. Lit? Let me eat you out like?
Knock knock. Who's there? Ligma. Ligma who? LIGMA BALLS!
What is deez + nuts = deez nuts, ha!
What do you call a dirty Mexican?
A chulo.
Method Man: Yo what’s crackin’?
ODB: Yep
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RX XD INBOUND!
I’m gay because I nutted on the wall, now there are walnuts.
My bro said food was cool. So I threw a piece of cool chicken at him. For some reason, he hit me, OOF.
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra bars and dough!
Can I put my baaaalls in yo jaaaaws?
Why was the fanny flat?
So it can flop about.
Have you heard of dideys?
Dideys balls fit in your mouth.
Do you like Mirah?
Mirah-t nuts.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yo mama!