Slang jokes
What do you call a shake? Shake ya booty!
What do you call a midget born from precum?
"Half Nut!"
Kenya? Ligma balls!
Your (DYM 31).
Do nut get in my way.
Toes for hoes.
When the drip is sus.
Lick my nut.
Why are farts a nice break for emos?
They get to cut cheese.
What do you call a gay drive by?
A fruit roll up.
TASTE THE RAINBOW BITCH!!!
What did one emo kid say to the other?
"I like ya cut, G."
I wish I didn't have depression because all my friends have "BBC Bitch be crazy" disease.
Hey girl, are you a wizard? Because you cast lit in my Final Fantasy!
What types of erections do skeletons have? Boners.
What do you call a down syndrome person that was hit by a car?
Mash potato.
You: OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE ALL THE KRAP THEY HAVE BEEN THROUGH!
The other person: Who?
You aka answer: Your Butt cheeks.
What’s a booty’s favorite type of bread?
Buns.
Eggshausted.
Is it classed as down under if you eat out an Australian chick?
What do you get when you combine a penis and a potato?
A dictator.