Slang jokes
What did the kid say to the emo?
"Don't leave me hanging!"
I am so cool that even the fridge or a snowman would shiver his timbers when they see me :).
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, “Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?” The birch says he cannot tell, but just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, “Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?”
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies, “It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch, it is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever poked my pecker into.”
Me: I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g.”
Emo kid: He said like your bullet holes, G.
Me: I have no bullet holes.
Emo kid: Not yet, you don't.
Me: Ayo what the fuc*.
How do butts communicate?
By using CRACK-BERRIES!
Is this tuff in 2023?
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra bars and dough!
What do you call getting assaulted by a gay man? Fruit punch.
What do you call a lesbian pirate?
Red Beard.
"Deznuts up your ass."
What’s the only type of batteries that they use in prisons? Duracell.
What do you call a gay grenade?
A fragette.
I bought a guh on the weekend.
(what's a guh?)
GUHZZLE DEEZ NUTS! 🥜 🔩 🌰
Ligma
Mijn penis is lang lmao.
What did the rapper say to the vegetable?
"Lettuce DROP some BEATS!"
What did the wire say to the electrician?
"Stop twisting my nuts!"
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair smoking weed?
A baked potato.
MANGO 67 MUSTARD. Skibidi Toilet. Sigma. Ohio. Those who knows. Gyat.
Gay air.
What did one nut say to the other nut?
A: "Candice deez nuts fit in my mouth."