Slang jokes
Ya momma is sus.
Yo, Buster, I hope I am not busting your bubble.
That's kinda sus, you know?
What’s the only type of batteries that they use in prisons? Duracell.
Yeet? Yeet yeet yeet!
Memes
When people mean "phat feast," they don't mean fat.
When yo mumma says "phat," she means FAT but thinks she's cool!
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses?
To SHADE the HATERS!
Why did the booty go to the party?
It heard it was a "bash."
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the interview?
Because his FUTURE was too BRIGHT!
I have ligma.
Who remembers when ‘tweeting’ meant “stabbing a hooker”?
What do you call a gay grenade?
A fragette.
I met a lovely girl at a friend's house party, so I went and introduced myself by saying I'm Noah, what's yours?
She turned around angrily and offended and said, "I identify as a hockey puck, didn't you see the sign?"
To which I replied, "Bitch, that says hickey puck. If you identify as a hockey puck, then let me hit you!"
My grandpa died to ligma :(
LIGMA BALLS!
Me: Hey, are you going to Sawcon?
Sensei: What is that?
Me: Saw con deez nu...
Sensei: Oh, is it for people with ligma?
Me: What’s ligm...
Sensei: 😈
Me: no no no no
Sensei: Ligma ba...
"Nihha scarborough face."
My boyfriend and I were playing baseball last night with some of our friends. Halfway through the game we took a break and he asked me to hold his balls for him whilst he went to the toilet.
All our friends were shocked when I went into the boys' bathroom with him.
What do you call getting assaulted by a gay man? Fruit punch.
Yo, back off from my homey Freshfry; he's mine!
Doin (DYM 49).