Slang jokes
BLM = Bang local MILFs.
Have you learned SoDN in chemistry? It's so hard.
What's SoDN?
Suck on deez nuts.
What do you call a shake? Shake ya booty!
"Nihha scarborough face."
My boyfriend and I were playing baseball last night with some of our friends. Halfway through the game we took a break and he asked me to hold his balls for him whilst he went to the toilet.
All our friends were shocked when I went into the boys' bathroom with him.
Memes
I bought a new camera once. Every shot I took was killer!
Big (DYM 78).
Yo, back off from my homey Freshfry; he's mine!
Who ever said "condom?" YES DADDY!
If I have ligma and you have ligma, how about you ligma balls? 😏 (It’s all about how you pronounce the end.)
Doin (DYM 49).
Looks dragon!
Draggin' these nuts across yo face!
Your (DYM 13).
Why did the duck walk across the road? I lost my pecker!
What do you call a thicc boy... big boi?
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To fix his flow.
Me: Hey, are you going to Sawcon?
Sensei: What is that?
Me: Saw con deez nu...
Sensei: Oh, is it for people with ligma?
Me: What’s ligm...
Sensei: 😈
Me: no no no no
Sensei: Ligma ba...
I went to the market to get eggs, and my sister thought that I meant my balls.
When the drip is sus.
"Me so cutie right?"