Slang jokes
I have ligma.
Who remembers when ‘tweeting’ meant “stabbing a hooker”?
What do you call a gay grenade?
A fragette.
My grandpa died to ligma :(
LIGMA BALLS!
Me: Hey, are you going to Sawcon?
Sensei: What is that?
Me: Saw con deez nu...
Sensei: Oh, is it for people with ligma?
Me: What’s ligm...
Sensei: 😈
Me: no no no no
Sensei: Ligma ba...
Memes
Why did the duck walk across the road? I lost my pecker!
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To fix his flow.
What do you call a shake? Shake ya booty!
Doin (DYM 49).
Who ever said "condom?" YES DADDY!
straight (DYM 56)
If I have ligma and you have ligma, how about you ligma balls? 😏 (It’s all about how you pronounce the end.)
I bought a new camera once. Every shot I took was killer!
Big (DYM 78).
Looks dragon!
Draggin' these nuts across yo face!
"Nihha scarborough face."
What do you call getting assaulted by a gay man? Fruit punch.
Have you learned SoDN in chemistry? It's so hard.
What's SoDN?
Suck on deez nuts.
BLM = Bang local MILFs.
What's the code thing on Minecraft that decides the world generation?
Seed?
Seedeeznuts!