Slang jokes
I bought some sneakers from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been trippin' all day.
Can I put my baaaaalls in yo jaaaaaaws?
What do you say to an emo's wrist?...
"I like ur cut G."
Yo mama's so fat, brexshit is deporting British citizens.
Lol.
Why is it called scissoring and not lip-syncing?
What do you call a nut on a wheelchair?....A busted nut.
Ya momma is sus.
Have you seen the Justin meme?
Yeah, the ones that cracked at Fortnite?
Just-in time for deez nuts.
Bruh.
But actually, it's a parody.
Wait, actually?
Parodiesnuts (pair of deez nuts).
Do you like Wendy's when these nuts hit your face?
Isac, I suck deez nuts!
What did the balls say to the dick?
Hey dick, how's it hanging?
Bros over hos.
Jack and Jill went up the hill. So Jack could lick her candy.
But Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock.
Because Jill's real name was Randy.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To make some DOUGH on the side.
Haha, balls hahaha!
Who's Joe?
Joe Mama sucks my fat nuts, bitch!
POV: you
"Did you go to the light show?"
"Yeah, it was lit."
Your friend lost his left arm, and after getting out of the hospital, you ask him if he’s OK. He says, "Yeah, I’m all RIGHT."