Slang jokes
How do booties greet each other?
"What's crackin'?"
How do butts communicate?
By using CRACK-BERRIES!
What’s a booty’s favorite type of bread?
Buns.
What did the rapper say to his BLENDER?
"Mix it up, yo!"
What did the rapper say to the traffic jam?
"Move over, I'm about to drop some FIRE!"
I can see your cameltoe, you nasty thot!
Where do you find the best comedians?
In the funny farm!
Gay air.
"Fuck" and "sex" are hot, which is fire.
Nick sucks dick.
Penis when sussy; bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bud buh dum boo dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum bfrhgtjkg buygubukbjkuhkbjub. AMOGUS (sus).
A skeleton walks into a bar and said it takes "backbone" to mess with me, and if you try to insult me, I have thick skin.
"Dick dick dick, fuck dick nugget shit."
Haha, yeet my fuckin' meat!
Your mom, bro! XD Roasted! Lmfaoooooooooo!
Sorry.
Why are you sorry?
Sorry for putting deez nuts in your mouth.
"Jizzy jazz all over my ass."
Ya momma is sus.
That's kinda sus, you know?
Yo, Buster, I hope I am not busting your bubble.