Slang jokes
I wish I didn't have depression because all my friends have "BBC Bitch be crazy" disease.
Q: What's the best part about gardening?
A: Getting down and dirty with your hoes.
Deez nutz!
What's the difference between saying "bloody" in America and in the U.K.?
In the U.K., it's a swear word.
In America, it's a family reunion.
Looks dragon!
Draggin' these nuts across yo face!
What is the female version of t-bagging? A clam slapping.
Why are handicap signs blue?
Because they're all Crips.
What do you call a rooster lollipop?
A cock sucker!
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user? -- Meals on wheels.
Big (DYM 78).
"So what, ah, my G?"
What do JFK’s killer and a prostitute have in common?
“They both blow heads.”
So, y'all remember Hitler, right?
Ok, so I own a gun with Nazi rounds. I shot a guy who was entering my home who wasn't invited. He said, "Did you shoot me with Nazi rounds?" Then I said, "Do you mean 'nein' millimeter?"
Have you ever seen the Pokemon called Ryh... Rhydon these nuts?
Kid amogus backwards.
SUGOMA DIK!
Your mom, bro! XD Roasted! Lmfaoooooooooo!
Have you heard of the... uh Pokemon called uh rhy... rhy... Rhydon deez nuts?
My grandpa died to ligma :(
LIGMA BALLS!
What did the rapper say to the vegetable?
"Lettuce DROP some BEATS!"
Ever heard of ligma? Ligma ba--