Slang jokes

My balls are so purple that I use them as crayons, and I am not talking about the balls you play with. I am talking about the boy balls.

What is a testicle's favorite book?

Put Tony's Nuts in Your Mouth!

I (DYM 117)

"Deznuts up your ass."

Capital Extra is a radio station!

Capital Extra is Ashley's dead ass!

Fuck jk.

Yo mama so "PHAT," she has big boobs and nice legs!

"Fuck" and "sex" are hot, which is fire.

Do you like Wendy's when these nuts hit your face?

Gay air.

Where do you find the best comedians?

In the funny farm!

I can see your cameltoe, you nasty thot!

Stormtrooper: What happened to the Jedi Order?

Palpatine: Slew it!

Hey girl, are you a wizard? Because you cast lit in my Final Fantasy!

The Ace of Spades was Hippy Flipping.

Nick sucks dick.

Penis when sussy; bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bud buh dum boo dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum bfrhgtjkg buygubukbjkuhkbjub. AMOGUS (sus).

Haha, yeet my fuckin' meat!

A skeleton walks into a bar and said it takes "backbone" to mess with me, and if you try to insult me, I have thick skin.

"Dick dick dick, fuck dick nugget shit."