Slang jokes
Nick sucks dick.
Penis when sussy; bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bud buh dum boo dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum bfrhgtjkg buygubukbjkuhkbjub. AMOGUS (sus).
A skeleton walks into a bar and said it takes "backbone" to mess with me, and if you try to insult me, I have thick skin.
"Dick dick dick, fuck dick nugget shit."
Haha, yeet my fuckin' meat!
Your mom, bro! XD Roasted! Lmfaoooooooooo!
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses?
To SHADE the HATERS!
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the interview?
Because his FUTURE was too BRIGHT!
Why did the booty go to the party?
It heard it was a "bash."
Sorry.
Why are you sorry?
Sorry for putting deez nuts in your mouth.
"Jizzy jazz all over my ass."
Ya momma is sus.
What’s the only type of batteries that they use in prisons? Duracell.
Yeet? Yeet yeet yeet!
Yo, Buster, I hope I am not busting your bubble.
That's kinda sus, you know?
When people mean "phat feast," they don't mean fat.
When yo mumma says "phat," she means FAT but thinks she's cool!
I have ligma.
Who remembers when ‘tweeting’ meant “stabbing a hooker”?
What do you call a gay grenade?
A fragette.