Slang jokes
Gay air.
Where do you find the best comedians?
In the funny farm!
My balls are so purple that I use them as crayons, and I am not talking about the balls you play with. I am talking about the boy balls.
Why are handicap signs blue?
Because they're all Crips.
What is a testicle's favorite book?
Put Tony's Nuts in Your Mouth!
I pushed the disabled kid into a fire, then called him "Hot Wheels."
"Deznuts up your ass."
Capital Extra is a radio station!
Capital Extra is Ashley's dead ass!
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
I (DYM 117)
Yo mama so "PHAT," she has big boobs and nice legs!
Fuck jk.
Nick sucks dick.
Penis when sussy; bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bud buh dum boo dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum bfrhgtjkg buygubukbjkuhkbjub. AMOGUS (sus).
"Dick dick dick, fuck dick nugget shit."
Haha, yeet my fuckin' meat!
A skeleton walks into a bar and said it takes "backbone" to mess with me, and if you try to insult me, I have thick skin.
Your mom, bro! XD Roasted! Lmfaoooooooooo!
Why did the booty go to the party?
It heard it was a "bash."
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the interview?
Because his FUTURE was too BRIGHT!