Slang jokes
"Nihha scarborough face."
My boyfriend and I were playing baseball last night with some of our friends. Halfway through the game we took a break and he asked me to hold his balls for him whilst he went to the toilet.
All our friends were shocked when I went into the boys' bathroom with him.
I bought a new camera once. Every shot I took was killer!
Big (DYM 78).
Yo, back off from my homey Freshfry; he's mine!
Who ever said "condom?" YES DADDY!
If I have ligma and you have ligma, how about you ligma balls? 😏 (It’s all about how you pronounce the end.)
Doin (DYM 49).
Looks dragon!
Draggin' these nuts across yo face!
Your (DYM 13).
Why did the duck walk across the road? I lost my pecker!
What do you call a thicc boy... big boi?
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To fix his flow.
Me: Hey, are you going to Sawcon?
Sensei: What is that?
Me: Saw con deez nu...
Sensei: Oh, is it for people with ligma?
Me: What’s ligm...
Sensei: 😈
Me: no no no no
Sensei: Ligma ba...
I went to the market to get eggs, and my sister thought that I meant my balls.
When the drip is sus.
"Me so cutie right?"
Kid amogus backwards.
SUGOMA DIK!
What did the butt say to the other butt? "I got big fat apples for butt checks!"
This is fucking cringe smd fuckers.