Slang jokes
I have (I HAVE) bolas.
What does a squirrel eat? Deez Nutz in their mouth.
Why is jelly laughing a lot?
Because his friend goes nuts!
Eshay.
A skeleton walks into a bar and said it takes "backbone" to mess with me, and if you try to insult me, I have thick skin.
Your daddy must be a drug dealer, because you're dope.
So, is a homosexual in a coma a fruit or a vegetable?
What do you call a group of depressed teenagers? The Suicide Squad.
Why is it called scissoring and not lip-syncing?
I'm inventing a new glue and calling it "Six Seven"... it's a chemical brainrott.
Student: What's the best thing in the world?
Teacher: I don't know what.
Student: Hard rock cock.
Willy bum.
What do you call a group of cops having a sleep over?
Pigs in a blanket.
DEEZ NUTS
GOTTEM!
Daveon is my blud, cuh.
So, two condoms walk by a gay bar. What does one condom say to the other? "Hey, wanna get 'shit-faced?'"
My cock was in the book of world records...
The librarian told me to take it out.
I was listening to some Drake in class.
My teacher shouted to turn it off. She then exclaimed that "Drake is mid and his music is very Pessi!" I didn’t understand the meaning until I checked the dictionary and realised it is a synonym for overrated.
"Ligma" is a disease, so does that mean "ligma balls?"
SMG4 Mario be like in Ohio: I don’t wanna do this...
Candice everyone: Candice?
Mario: CAN DEEZ NUTS FIT IN YOUR MOUTH!