Slang jokes
Ever heard of ligma? Ligma ba--
POV: you
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
I have (I HAVE) bolas.
Reese's.
Reese's who? Re-sees with deez nuts!
Memes
Is this tuff in 2023?
Have you heard of the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?
See if these nuts fit in your mouth.
I made this game called Ligma. Say it, "Ligma."
Lick my balls.
How do pirates like their movies?
You already know the answer, don't you?
Well...
ARRR rated! Huh huh huh...
What do you call a person with a fat brain?
A fat neek!
Deez nuts eat nuts.
Person 1: Do you know Imagine Dragons?
Person 2: Yeah.
Person 1: Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Are you going to SHOWCON?
What’s SHOWCON?
Show con these nuts.
What’s your favorite food? Chode in the hole?
That's cringe, bro. The ex weas pisitive.
But your mom's the best, the super M.I.L.F.
What do you call a Pegasus that is being sus?
A megasus!
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A milkshake.
Bros over hos.
What's a rapper's favorite instrument?
The MIC-DROPHONE!