Slang jokes
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To catch some SICK WAVES!
What's a rapper's favorite instrument?
The MIC-DROPHONE!
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You've got me DROPPING like it's HOT!"
What do you call a Pegasus that is being sus?
A megasus!
Why are farts a nice break for emos?
They get to cut cheese.
Bros over hos.
POV: you
When people say they get ho's: You don't get no ho's, the only ho's you get is in yo draws.
Ever heard of ligma? Ligma ba--
Your mum went to the dentist so she could install Bluetooth.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Me: How do you say yes in Spanish? You: Si. Me: Si if these nuts fit in your mouth.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
What did the emo guy say to the emo girl?
"Like ur cute g."
Is it classed as down under if you eat out an Australian chick?
Can I put my balls in your jaw <3?
Gimme a nickel or I'll tickle your pickle!
Reese's.
Reese's who? Re-sees with deez nuts!
What do you call a person with a fat brain?
A fat neek!
I have (I HAVE) bolas.