What do you call a person with a fat brain?
A fat neek!
Slang Jokes
What’s your favorite food? Chode in the hole?
That's cringe, bro. The ex weas pisitive.
But your mom's the best, the super M.I.L.F.
What's a rapper's favorite instrument?
The MIC-DROPHONE!
I can see your cameltoe, you nasty thot!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some FRESH RHYMES in the cafeteria!
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You've got me DROPPING like it's HOT!"
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To catch some SICK WAVES!
I told an emo kid that we were going to hang (hangout), but they took it too literal.
Squirtle to Bulbasaur: "You kinda cum... like a baka..."
Wiener.
Bro, I was told that "LMAO" meant launching missiles at orphanages. Well, I LMAOed. I don't think they are ever gonna see their parents again.
lolo.
Have you seen the Justin meme?
Yeah, the ones that cracked at Fortnite?
Just-in time for deez nuts.
Bruh.
But actually, it's a parody.
Wait, actually?
Parodiesnuts (pair of deez nuts).
Rodd Flanders: What's "gay" mean?
Bart: Uh, it means you used to be afraid, but now you're not.
Rodd says to his dad Ned: I'm gay, Daddy.
Did you hear about that one guy who dipped his balls in paint?
My friend said they were “Pretty nuts!”
You're so clapped that you make Susan Boyle attractive.
Do you know who Dee is?
Dees nuts!
Dez nuts!
