Slang jokes
Reese's.
Reese's who? Re-sees with deez nuts!
What’s your favorite food? Chode in the hole?
Is it classed as down under if you eat out an Australian chick?
Gimme a nickel or I'll tickle your pickle!
Ever heard of ligma? Ligma ba--
Your mum went to the dentist so she could install Bluetooth.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
POV: you
Me: How do you say yes in Spanish? You: Si. Me: Si if these nuts fit in your mouth.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
Suck on deez balls!
Me: I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g.”
Emo kid: He said like your bullet holes, G.
Me: I have no bullet holes.
Emo kid: Not yet, you don't.
Me: Ayo what the fuc*.
What did the emo guy say to the emo girl?
"Like ur cute g."
Can I put my balls in your jaw <3?
Are you going to SHOWCON?
What’s SHOWCON?
Show con these nuts.
Deez nuts eat nuts.
I made this game called Ligma. Say it, "Ligma."
Lick my balls.
How do pirates like their movies?
You already know the answer, don't you?
Well...
ARRR rated! Huh huh huh...
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Have you heard of the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?
See if these nuts fit in your mouth.