Slang jokes

I have (I HAVE) bolas.

Reese's.

Reese's who? Re-sees with deez nuts!

Deez nuts eat nuts.

Have you heard of the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?

See if these nuts fit in your mouth.

How do pirates like their movies?

You already know the answer, don't you?

Well...

ARRR rated! Huh huh huh...

What do you call a person with a fat brain?

A fat neek!

What’s your favorite food? Chode in the hole?

That's cringe, bro. The ex weas pisitive.

But your mom's the best, the super M.I.L.F.

Why did the rapper go to school?

To drop some FRESH RHYMES in the cafeteria!

What did the beat say to the rapper?

"You've got me DROPPING like it's HOT!"

What's a rapper's favorite instrument?

The MIC-DROPHONE!

What do you call a white person having a seizure?

A milkshake.

Why did the rapper go to the beach?

To catch some SICK WAVES!

I told an emo kid that we were going to hang (hangout), but they took it too literal.

Squirtle to Bulbasaur: "You kinda cum... like a baka..."

Wiener.

Bro, I was told that "LMAO" meant launching missiles at orphanages. Well, I LMAOed. I don't think they are ever gonna see their parents again.

lolo.

Have you seen the Justin meme?

Yeah, the ones that cracked at Fortnite?

Just-in time for deez nuts.

Bruh.

But actually, it's a parody.

Wait, actually?

Parodiesnuts (pair of deez nuts).