Slang jokes
Ever heard of ligma? Ligma ba--
POV: you
Your mum went to the dentist so she could install Bluetooth.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Me: How do you say yes in Spanish? You: Si. Me: Si if these nuts fit in your mouth.
Is this tuff in 2023?
What did the emo guy say to the emo girl?
"Like ur cute g."
Is it classed as down under if you eat out an Australian chick?
Me: I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g.”
Emo kid: He said like your bullet holes, G.
Me: I have no bullet holes.
Emo kid: Not yet, you don't.
Me: Ayo what the fuc*.
Suck on deez balls!
Can I put my balls in your jaw <3?
I made this game called Ligma. Say it, "Ligma."
Lick my balls.
How do pirates like their movies?
You already know the answer, don't you?
Well...
ARRR rated! Huh huh huh...
What do you call a person with a fat brain?
A fat neek!
I have (I HAVE) bolas.
Deez nuts eat nuts.
Have you heard of the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?
See if these nuts fit in your mouth.
Gimme a nickel or I'll tickle your pickle!
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Are you going to SHOWCON?
What’s SHOWCON?
Show con these nuts.
Person 1: Do you know Imagine Dragons?
Person 2: Yeah.
Person 1: Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!