Slang jokes
What's a rapper's favorite instrument?
The MIC-DROPHONE!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some FRESH RHYMES in the cafeteria!
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You've got me DROPPING like it's HOT!"
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To catch some SICK WAVES!
That's cringe, bro. The ex weas pisitive.
But your mom's the best, the super M.I.L.F.
What do you call a Pegasus that is being sus?
A megasus!
Is it classed as down under if you eat out an Australian chick?
Reese's.
Reese's who? Re-sees with deez nuts!
I have (I HAVE) bolas.
What do you call a person with a fat brain?
A fat neek!
Me: How do you say yes in Spanish? You: Si. Me: Si if these nuts fit in your mouth.
POV: you
Ever heard of ligma? Ligma ba--
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
Your mum went to the dentist so she could install Bluetooth.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
When people say they get ho's: You don't get no ho's, the only ho's you get is in yo draws.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A milkshake.
Gimme a nickel or I'll tickle your pickle!