Slang jokes
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Person 1: Do you know Imagine Dragons?
Person 2: Yeah.
Person 1: Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!
Gimme a nickel or I'll tickle your pickle!
Your mum went to the dentist so she could install Bluetooth.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Memes
COSMO um???
Me: How do you say yes in Spanish? You: Si. Me: Si if these nuts fit in your mouth.
Reese's.
Reese's who? Re-sees with deez nuts!
What do you call a person with a fat brain?
A fat neek!
I have (I HAVE) bolas.
What did the emo guy say to the emo girl?
"Like ur cute g."
Is it classed as down under if you eat out an Australian chick?
Deez nuts eat nuts.
Have you heard of the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?
See if these nuts fit in your mouth.
Me: I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g.”
Emo kid: He said like your bullet holes, G.
Me: I have no bullet holes.
Emo kid: Not yet, you don't.
Me: Ayo what the fuc*.
Suck on deez balls!
Can I put my balls in your jaw <3?
What’s your favorite food? Chode in the hole?
That's cringe, bro. The ex weas pisitive.
But your mom's the best, the super M.I.L.F.
Six one.