Slang jokes
A skeleton walks into a bar and said it takes "backbone" to mess with me, and if you try to insult me, I have thick skin.
Doin' (DYM 19)
DEEZ NUTS!
Codenames for them FUCKING drugs, my crackhead ngas.
Cannabis: Weed, Pot, Ganja, Herb, Grass, Mary Jane, Bud, Chronic, Kush, Trees, Hash, Hashish (concentrates).
Cocaine: Coke, Blow, Snow, Dust, Charlie, White girl, Pearl, Nose candy, Rail, Sniff.
Crack Cocaine: Rock, Hard, Nuggets, Dice, Jelly beans, Moon rocks, Sugar block.
Heroin: Smack, H, Dope, Junk, Black tar, Brown sugar, China white, Horse, Dragon, Skag.
Methamphetamine (Meth): Crank, Speed, Chalk, Ice, Crystal, Glass, Shards, Tina.
MDMA (Ecstasy/Molly): E, X, XTC, Molly, Beans, Adam, Happy pill, Love drug, Dancing shoes.
LSD: Acid, Tabs, Doses, Dots, Blotter, Window pane, Sugar cubes.
Ketamine: Special K, K, Vitamin K, Cat Valium, Green K.
Why don’t we just call blue balls a cummy ache?
What's a rapper's favorite instrument?
The MIC-DROPHONE!
Q: What did the emo kid say to the other emo kid?
A: I like ya cut, G.
My favorite meme is, "N_gga."
What did the emo guy say to the emo girl?
"Like ur cute g."
I used to be a baker, but I decided to quit my job and stick my dough inside WOMEN’S bakeries.
What do you call a white girl with a yeast infection? A cracker with cheese.
"Pogchamp ETHAN!"
Balls are balls, aka dicks.
When they say beat that pussy, I don’t play so punch it.
What do you call a shake? Shake ya booty!
Do nut get in my way.
What do you call a guy on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
You're so clapped that you make Susan Boyle attractive.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me rollin', they hatin'!
Ever heard of iLadies? I laid deez nutz on yo' face!