What do you call two Mexicans at a country restaurant? "Two beaners in a cracker house."
What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip off!
I bOi jug go CMC?
What do ya call a legless prostitute in a strawberry field?
A jammy cunt.
"Pogchamp ETHAN!"
Why did the skeleton have no friends?
He was a boner!
Heheheh!
Ah, see ya soon kiddo.
I'm going on break.
I'll give you some fried snow later!
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss.
How did the coke seller react when someone told him a joke?
He CRACKed up.
What do you call a person who wants to be punched a lot?
A clout chaser.
Search up "clout meaning" if you don't get it.
What do you call a cow that's beating his meat? Beef stroganoff!
What did the butt say to the other butt? "I got big fat apples for butt checks!"
You like to draw? Because I like the MD, raw :)
What do you call a whore with a runny nose?
...Full!
Do you like Wendy's when these nuts hit your face?
That's cringe, bro. The ex weas pisitive.
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, “Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?” The birch says he cannot tell, but just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, “Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?”
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies, “It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch, it is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever poked my pecker into.”
"Fuck" and "sex" are hot, which is fire.
How does a gay man trick a heterosexual man into giving him a blowjob?
The gay man asks the heterosexual man if he wants to give him a "brojob."
What type of teacher doesn't fart in public?
A private tutor/tooter.
If a heterosexual man gets anonymous oral sex from another heterosexual man at a glory hole, it's called a "brojob", but if a homophobic heterosexual man gets anonymous oral sex from a gay man at a glory hole, it's still called a "brojob". Does it cycle now?
