Slang jokes
Why do they call my dick section 8?
Because all the hoes are on it.
Innit.
Do you like CDs?
There's this really cool one called "C Deez Nuts."
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that walks into a fire?
Hot Wheels.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
What is smegma name?
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair smoking weed?
A baked potato.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
Wiener.
Did you hear about the exciting new drug they developed for lesbians with depression? They call it: TRICOXAGIN.
Squirtle to Bulbasaur: "You kinda cum... like a baka..."
What did the emo guy say to the emo girl?
"Like ur cute g."
Ligma.
Ligma balls.
Someone stole my balls :(
Could a phone booth also be called a chatterbox?
Kenya? Ligma balls!
My balls are so purple that I use them as crayons, and I am not talking about the balls you play with. I am talking about the boy balls.
Can I get a Hoyah?
Is it classed as down under if you eat out an Australian chick?
Deez nutz!