One day a rooster fell into a swimming pool and a cat laughed. And the moral of the story? A wet cock can always satisfy a pussy.
Slang Jokes
How do pirates like their movies?
You already know the answer, don't you?
Well...
ARRR rated! Huh huh huh...
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
When the drip is sus.
Me: Let's go to Randy's.
Friend: There's no Randy's.
Me: Ran deez nuts with a car.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he had no balls to do it.
What do you call a spaceman’s willy?
A Shuttlecock!
How do emos compliment each other?
They say, "I like your cuts g."
What do you call a piece of tech that acts emo?
Cutting-edge Technology.
I made this game called Ligma. Say it, "Ligma."
Lick my balls.
Can I put my balls in your jaws?
Can I put my baaaaalls in yo jaaaaaaws?
Have you heard of the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?
See if these nuts fit in your mouth.
What did the cop say after he shot the ginger?
"I guess orange is the new black."
Deez nuts eat nuts.
Yo wsp?
"Hey, what's the Russian president's name?" "Putin?" "Yeah, Putin deez nuts in yo mouth!"
"Jack and Jill run up the hill to have sex but in a text a sibling sayed I’m on a hill sleeping with a mex. foursome peace love and biches."
Have you seen the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?
Sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth.
Looks dragon!
Draggin' these nuts across yo face!
