Slang jokes
Eggshausted.
There is a kid in my class who is allergic to peanuts. He says he's gay. He can't be though... he's allergic to nuts!
Balls.
What did the wire say to the electrician?
"Stop twisting my nuts!"
But your mom's the best, the super M.I.L.F.
She had two gallons of milk, and I was starin' at her jugs.
Nick sucks dick.
Why do some men call their testicles "bells"? Because it's next to their "ding-dong."
Site nearly as dead as my trim.
What’s the only type of batteries that they use in prisons? Duracell.
DEEZ NUTS
GOTTEM!
What is killing your friend called?
A homie-side.
"Ligma" is a disease, so does that mean "ligma balls?"
Me: Hey Joe, updog.
Joe: What?
Me: Updog.
Joe: What's updog?
*Facepalms*
Me: Lol in the corner.
The Ace of Spades was Hippy Flipping.
Do you like Mirah?
Mirah-t nuts.
DEEZ NUTS!
Why can’t you tell a funny joke to a wheelchair kid? Because he just rolls with the joke.
I told my mum that a few guys tell me that you're a MILF.
My mom said what that is. I reply, "Mom, I'd Like To Fuck." My mum started out to laugh, then she told me, "Well, now you need a new stepdad."
What do you call a gay grenade?
A fragette.