Slang jokes
What is killing your friend called?
A homie-side.
"Ligma" is a disease, so does that mean "ligma balls?"
Me: Hey Joe, updog.
Joe: What?
Me: Updog.
Joe: What's updog?
*Facepalms*
Me: Lol in the corner.
The Ace of Spades was Hippy Flipping.
Do you like Mirah?
Mirah-t nuts.
DEEZ NUTS!
Why can’t you tell a funny joke to a wheelchair kid? Because he just rolls with the joke.
I told my mum that a few guys tell me that you're a MILF.
My mom said what that is. I reply, "Mom, I'd Like To Fuck." My mum started out to laugh, then she told me, "Well, now you need a new stepdad."
What do you call a gay grenade?
A fragette.
Hey girl, are you a wizard? Because you cast lit in my Final Fantasy!
What do you call a thicc boy... big boi?
Y u gey, bruh?
What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hoe? A hoe can wash her crack and sell it again.
I have ligma.
What do you call a gay drive by?
A fruit roll up.
TASTE THE RAINBOW BITCH!!!
Have you heard of the... uh Pokemon called uh rhy... rhy... Rhydon deez nuts?
"Dick dick dick, fuck dick nugget shit."
Your mom, bro! XD Roasted! Lmfaoooooooooo!
So, is a homosexual in a coma a fruit or a vegetable?
A skeleton walks into a bar and said it takes "backbone" to mess with me, and if you try to insult me, I have thick skin.