Slang jokes
I was listening to some Drake in class.
My teacher shouted to turn it off. She then exclaimed that "Drake is mid and his music is very Pessi!" I didn’t understand the meaning until I checked the dictionary and realised it is a synonym for overrated.
What do you call getting assaulted by a gay man? Fruit punch.
Hey... you kind of a sussy baka 😍😍🥵🥺🥰
lolo.
What did one buttcheek say to the other buttcheek?
"Keep this shit between you and me."
Any 8 year old: Sus!
Me: Jake, we're at a funeral!
What types of erections do skeletons have? Boners.
"Dez nuts, bell suck and she ugly."
Suck on deez balls!
Q: What does LMAO mean?
A: Launching Missiles At Orphanages.
Bro, I was told that "LMAO" meant launching missiles at orphanages. Well, I LMAOed. I don't think they are ever gonna see their parents again.
Got the George Floyd pack, this shit makin' it hard to breathe.
What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass?
Fruit cake.
What did the kid say to the emo?
"Don't leave me hanging!"
Have you seen the Justin meme?
Yeah, the ones that cracked at Fortnite?
Just-in time for deez nuts.
Bruh.
But actually, it's a parody.
Wait, actually?
Parodiesnuts (pair of deez nuts).
Have you learned SoDN in chemistry? It's so hard.
What's SoDN?
Suck on deez nuts.
What's the code thing on Minecraft that decides the world generation?
Seed?
Seedeeznuts!
BLM = Bang local MILFs.
Yo mama so dumb, when a kid told her to “give her a fag,” she kidnapped Ricardo!
Capital Extra is a radio station!
Capital Extra is Ashley's dead ass!