"Did you go to the light show?"
"Yeah, it was lit."
Where do you find the best comedians?
In the funny farm!
What did the egg who was sun bathing say to the other egg? Don't look at my crack!
symple: Why did you include me in this fuckery?
symple: And why the fuck am I the profile picture?
angela: Because you are the thot of the group.
symple: Well it takes one to know one.
symple: Aren't Thot jokes just "whore'able?"
angela: FUCK OFF!
My bro said food was cool. So I threw a piece of cool chicken at him. For some reason, he hit me, OOF.
I just busted a nut. A ginger nut.
Skedaddle skedoodle, I'm gonna go beat my noodle.
Ok, now I'm not good at telling jokes, but this one is not too bad. One cunt said to another cunt, "Do you get cold at night?"
"Fuck no, cunt," the first cunt said, "Why?"
"I have a built-in set of vertical curtains to keep the cold out, cunt!" xx
Eggshausted.
There is a kid in my class who is allergic to peanuts. He says he's gay. He can't be though... he's allergic to nuts!
Balls.
What did the wire say to the electrician?
"Stop twisting my nuts!"
But your mom's the best, the super M.I.L.F.
She had two gallons of milk, and I was starin' at her jugs.
Why do some men call their testicles "bells"? Because it's next to their "ding-dong."
Site nearly as dead as my trim.
What’s the only type of batteries that they use in prisons? Duracell.
What is killing your friend called?
A homie-side.
Me: Hey Joe, updog.
Joe: What?
Me: Updog.
Joe: What's updog?
*Facepalms*
Me: Lol in the corner.
The Ace of Spades was Hippy Flipping.
