Knock knock. Who's there? Dees. Dees who? Dees nuts!
(Or dees nuts in yo mouth!)
Slang Jokes
MVP means: “Most Valuable Player.”
In Chuck Norris' case: “Most Vaginas Penetrated”.
I (DYM 143).
Ass cream.
Like (DYM 139).
My friend has ligma...
Lick ma balls!
Have you heard of dideys?
Dideys balls fit in your mouth.
Who's Joe?
Joe Mama sucks my fat nuts, bitch!
What is a chode?
I’m gay because I nutted on the wall, now there are walnuts.
I went up to the depressed kid and said, "I like ya cuts G!"
Hey do you know saga?
Saga these ball sacks!
I (DYM 117)
Yo, Buster, I hope I am not busting your bubble.
What did one nut say to the other? Ignore the guy in the middle. He's a d!ck.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RX XD INBOUND!
What do you call a white girl having a seizure? A vanilla shake.
Knock knock. Who's there? Europe. Europe who? (You're a poo.)
Once my friend saw my wrist, slapped it and said "I like ya cuts, G!"
Do nut get in my way.
