Slang jokes
Kenya? Ligma balls!
My balls are so purple that I use them as crayons, and I am not talking about the balls you play with. I am talking about the boy balls.
Can I get a Hoyah?
Is it classed as down under if you eat out an Australian chick?
Deez nutz!
Why do pirates say, "Argh my Hardees?"
Because that's how you tell when they have the hards.
What do you call a lesbian on a bike?
A dyke...
What is long that Paul Walker can fit into his mouth? A long black tree.
Yo mama's so fat, brexshit is deporting British citizens.
What do you call super expensive shoes?
Cashews.
Have you heard of the work called "ligma balls?"
Why don’t we just call blue balls a cummy ache?
I got detention yesterday because I told the emo kid to "Hang in there."
Can I put deez nuts in yo cluts?
Screw sister from a mister or brother from another mother. We besties from another testie.
Reese's.
Reese's who? Re-sees with deez nuts!
Q: Why do clowns always get into fights?
A: Because they have the balls to.
Ball so hard! 😂🤣
lowkey "discharge" is an ugly word. I prefer créme de la meow meow.
Have you heard of Imagine Dragons (the band)? Imagine dragging these nuts across your face.