Your mum went to the dentist so she could install Bluetooth.
Did Jesus die a virgin?
Nah, he got nailed...
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? A small skin flute.
It's sad someone has ligma.
"Man, your jokes about homicide are totally killer!"
Can I get a HOYA?
Q: What do you call 9/11? A: Enemy persion airstrike.
My friend wants to do martial arts, but he's disabled, so I guess it’s partial arts.
Clap em sis!
Mijn penis is lang lmao.
"Dees nutz, got 'em!"
Kindly yeet someone!
What do you call a rooster lollipop?
A cock sucker!
"Nihha scarborough face."
What does LMAO mean? Launching Missiles At Orphanages.
"So what, ah, my G?"
What do you call a disabled kid on fire?
Hot wheels.
Elmo in 2022 is called "Tickle My Balls Elmo."
What do you call a person on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels!
Have you ever seen the Pokemon called Ryh... Rhydon these nuts?
