Segma says, "32!"
Ligma Says, "And?"
Segma says, "Anding deez balls to your mouth."
Do you know Putin?
Put in these balls in your mouth.
"Deznuts up your ass."
I went to an emo kid who just got a haircut, and instead of saying, "Like your cut, G," I slapped his arm and said, "I like your cuts, G."
Glizzy?
How do emo kids complement each other?
They say, "I like ya cuts g."
Why did one emo say to the other?
"I like your cuts, G."
Why do they call my dick section 8?
Because all the hoes are on it.
Innit.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
What is smegma name?
Did you hear about the exciting new drug they developed for lesbians with depression? They call it: TRICOXAGIN.
Someone stole my balls :(
Could a phone booth also be called a chatterbox?
My balls are so purple that I use them as crayons, and I am not talking about the balls you play with. I am talking about the boy balls.
Why do pirates say, "Argh my Hardees?"
Because that's how you tell when they have the hards.
What is long that Paul Walker can fit into his mouth? A long black tree.
What do you call super expensive shoes?
Cashews.
Why don’t we just call blue balls a cummy ache?
I got detention yesterday because I told the emo kid to "Hang in there."
