Slang

Slang jokes

What kind of chocolate does a lesbian hate?

Ones that contain nuts.

SMG4 Mario be like in Ohio: I don’t wanna do this...

Candice everyone: Candice?

Mario: CAN DEEZ NUTS FIT IN YOUR MOUTH!

Me rn: "Yo yo yo, for pre-K I went to K.I.S.S. a school."

My friend: "What is K.I.S.M.A.?"

Me: "K.I.S.M.A. balls!"

When people say they get ho's: You don't get no ho's, the only ho's you get is in yo draws.

I told an emo kid that we were going to hang (hangout), but they took it too literal.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. So Jack could lick her candy.

But Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock.

Because Jill's real name was Randy.

A guy wakes up one morning and is walking down the road, and he smells fish, and he says, "Good morning, ladies!"