Slang jokes
I might slide up to your block with intelligence. I'm a genius with a glock. There's some relevance. Took his chain, took his rocks. Took his sediments. There's no cap inside my speech. No impediments.
Putting numbers on the board, I use my calculator. Put a opp below the floor, he's a denominator. E = mc2, you didn't notice that? Had the shot, but he's too scared. Why didn't he buss it back?
What kind of chocolate does a lesbian hate?
Ones that contain nuts.
What do you call a crazy lesbian?
Fruit Loops.
What do emo kids like to smoke?
"Marjuanakillmyself."
SMG4 Mario be like in Ohio: I don’t wanna do this...
Candice everyone: Candice?
Mario: CAN DEEZ NUTS FIT IN YOUR MOUTH!
What do you call a midget born from precum?
"Half Nut!"
Toes for hoes.
Me rn: "Yo yo yo, for pre-K I went to K.I.S.S. a school."
My friend: "What is K.I.S.M.A.?"
Me: "K.I.S.M.A. balls!"
When people say they get ho's: You don't get no ho's, the only ho's you get is in yo draws.
Died and came back a cowboy, I call that reintarnation.
Why did the orphan become gay? Because he wanted to call someone "daddy."
What does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.
Ever heard of ligma? Ligma ba--
What do you call a disabled person who deals drugs?
A wheel dealer.
So Mungus.
I told an emo kid that we were going to hang (hangout), but they took it too literal.
Jack and Jill went up the hill. So Jack could lick her candy.
But Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock.
Because Jill's real name was Randy.
"Uwu daddy."
A guy wakes up one morning and is walking down the road, and he smells fish, and he says, "Good morning, ladies!"
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