Skyscraper Jokes - Page 4 - Worst Jokes Ever

Ankle

What was the last thing going through the minds of the people who jumped out of the buildings during 9/11?

Their ankles.

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Attack

An explosion is shown in the twin towers. A caption below it reads, "Worst Parking Jobs - RANKED".

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9/11

9/11.

Twin Towers

Don't be racist, I am a building.

Twin Towers: fucked.

It was fake.

BE RACIST.

Difference

What's the difference between a frog and a skyscraper? The frog can jump. Hahahahaha!

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Knowledge

The image shows a comparison between two types of people: those who don't know and those who do. The top part of the image shows a puzzle with two skyscrapers and an airplane and the question "Are you stuck? I Need" on top. The bottom part of the image has two different pictures of people. One on the left has a laughing face, while the one on the right is serious and dark, labeled "PEOPLE WHO DIDN'T KNOW" and "PEOPLE WHO KNOW", respectively.

Explosion

Sonic the Hedgehog flies in front of the Twin Towers exploding, while Tails flies a red airplane.

World Trade Center

An image of the World Trade Center towers during the 9/11 attacks, depicting a large fiery explosion emanating from one tower and smoke rising from both. The text "indoor parking isn't working huh" is overlaid at the top of the image.

Digit

Low quality

A screenshot of a tweet stating NASA uses only 15 digits of Pi for interplanetary travel. According to the tweet, at 40 digits, one could calculate the circumference of a circle the size of the visible universe. Below is an image of the Engineer character from the video game Team Fortress 2, with the text "YOUR REACTION WHEN YOU ARE AN ENGINEER WHO ONLY USES 3 DIGITS OF PI TO BUILD A SKYSCRAPER."

End

This won’t end well..

A cartoon character with a big, toothy grin is flying on a balloon over a city skyline with the two towers of the World Trade Center prominently visible.

City

An image shows a large, gray, back-view of Bugs Bunny, with his big ears visible. The second, transparent Bugs Bunny is slightly to the right and turned towards the viewer. Behind both of them, the city can be seen, featuring the Empire State Building and an airplane flying by.

Pilot

I would be smiling if I were the pilot

Two cartoonish pilots with shocked expressions are in the cockpit of an airplane. In front of them are the Twin Towers. The image includes the text "Disney PIXAR TOWERS" in white lettering.

Airplane

The image shows MrBeast with pixelated sunglasses in front of the Twin Towers and a plane in the sky. Below are the words 'Airplane Vs The Twin Towers,' plus view and interaction information from the social media platform.

Plane

Type shit.

A view from the cockpit of a plane aimed at the Twin Towers and the Statue of Liberty in the background.

Building

A satirical news article snippet featuring a photo of famous climber Alex Honnold reaching the top of a building. The headline reads "Man Who Just Climbed Skyscraper Kicks Himself After Seeing There Was An Elevator All Along". The text mentions he spent an hour and a half climbing the Taipei 101 skyscraper.

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The ancient Egyptians had porn so if you call somebody perverted and stupid for watching porn that’s like saying somebody who can build skyscrapers with handheld tools is weak also did they only have handheld tools I mean we found battery’s in ancient tombs