Skyscraper jokes
How do you make a baby survive a fall of over 300 metres?
I don't know. I've dropped dozens off the Empire State Building and none have lived.
When do we think the Empire State Building is going to be shot down?
If someone says 67 one more time, I'll say 9/11 and swoop right under their feet like the Twin Towers.
The South Tower proposed to the North Tower, but he said no.
How do skyscrapers make friends?
They reach out.
What does “JETS” stand for?
Jihadis Eradicating The Skyscrapers.
Scientists make skyscrapers and airplanes.
Religion crashes them.
America Twin Tower: "Hey, have you seen the Malaysian Twin Tower? I have, but only from 1971 to 2001."
Malaysian Twin Tower: "I STOOD LONGER!"
WOW this ultra realistic jenga is awesome!🔥🔥
The twin towers are like your father, they're both gone and will never come back.
Don't be racist, I am a building.
Twin Towers: fucked.
It was fake.
BE RACIST.
What did the Twin Towers say when they saw the airplane?
Batter up!
What is the smallest skyscraper in the world? The World Trade Centre.
I hit on the Twin Towers. They were hot.
What did the pedestrian say after he saw the twin towers fell?
JENGA!!!!
Are you the Twin Towers? 'Cause you sure upgraded.
Time to go to New York to visit the Twin Towers.
They’re already getting closer.
What's the Twin Towers' favorite Minecraft biome?
A plains biome.
Is that a bird? Is that a plane? It's a plane!
What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?
He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.