Skyscraper jokes
"Hello, this is your captain speaking. We are flying at a level of 89 feet. If you look out of your window on the left, you will see the World Trade Center."
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Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in seconds.
Famous last words.
Twin towers: “Is it a bird, is it Superman? AAAAAHHHHHH SHHHHHIIIIIIIIIZZ!”
Why did Sarah fall off a skyscraper?
Because she made her dad mad.
WOW this ultra realistic jenga is awesome!🔥🔥
How do you make a baby survive a fall of over 300 metres?
I don't know. I've dropped dozens off the Empire State Building and none have lived.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 7 seconds. In case you didn't see that one coming, don't feel bad, they didn't either.
Time to go to New York to visit the Twin Towers.
They’re already getting closer.
What do you call someone who wants to jump off a building?
Cause they want to become Super Man.
A guy sits at a bar in a skyscraper restaurant high above the city. He slams a shot of tequila, goes over to the window, and jumps out.
A man walks into a skyscraper bar and takes a shot of tequila and jumps out of a window. An onlooker watches this and is scared, but what scared him most is when the same man who jumped came back up again 10 minutes later.
The onlooker who is amazed asked the man how he was still alive, and the man said with a drunk, slurred voice, “I don’t know, every time I take a shot and jump I float right before I hit the ground!” The man demonstrates and as he said floated down and came back up to the bar. The onlooker says that he must try, slams a shot of tequila and jumps SPLAT!
The bartender looks at the first man and says, “Your an a**hole when your drunk, Superman.”
Don't be racist, I am a building.
Twin Towers: fucked.
It was fake.
BE RACIST.
9/11.
Are you the Twin Towers? 'Cause you sure upgraded.
Did you know the people in the twin towers were great readers?
Yeah, they went through 80 stories in seconds.
Jesus Christ said my faith can move mountains, so Mohammed said my faith can move skyscrapers.
Why did the plane cross the road? To get to the other tower.
Lmao, idiots don't know how to play Jenga.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an airplane landing strip? Don't know, neither did my dad.