Skyscraper

Skyscraper jokes

9/11

Any joke that I make about 9/11 has a tendency to crash and burn.

Reader

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in seconds.

Memes

Time

I can make 9/11 jokes, but every time I do, they crash and burn.

World Trade Center

"Hello, this is your captain speaking. We are flying at a level of 89 feet. If you look out of your window on the left, you will see the World Trade Center."

Father

The twin towers are like your father, they're both gone and will never come back.

Dad

Why did Sarah fall off a skyscraper?

Because she made her dad mad.

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  • WiFi

    Two people are sitting in a skyscraper.

    P1: Hey, what wifi are you connected to? The company wifi is horrible.

    P2: Airplane wifi.

    Lesson

    The last time I had flying lessons, I hit some building in Manhattan. Then my Uncle got shot in 2008. Darn...

    Sex

    What do you call sex in the World Trade Center?

    An inside job.

    Super man

    What do you call someone who wants to jump off a building?

    Cause they want to become Super Man.