Skyscraper jokes
Scientists make skyscrapers and airplanes.
Religion crashes them.
What did the Twin Towers say when they saw the airplane?
Batter up!
We used to be the tallest buildings in New York...
Then we took an Arab to the knee.
Stop making 9/11 jokes. They don't land so well.
Any joke that I make about 9/11 has a tendency to crash and burn.
What's the best way to find the Twin Towers?
Bucket.
Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: Twin Tower victims, they got 80 stories in ten seconds.
The last time I had flying lessons, I hit some building in Manhattan. Then my Uncle got shot in 2008. Darn...
What's the Twin Towers' favorite Minecraft biome?
A plains biome.
Time to go to New York to visit the Twin Towers.
They’re already getting closer.
9/11 victims are the best readers.
They went through hundreds of stories in a few seconds.
The twin towers are like your father, they're both gone and will never come back.
What kinda pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Two plains.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they got plane pizza instead of cheese!
What did the north tower say to the south tower?
"Let’s talk later, I gotta catch a plane."
Why were 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9. Then why was 10 afraid? Because it was between 9/11.
What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43? Floor 44 💀💀
Are you the Twin Towers? 'Cause you sure upgraded.
What was the last thing going through the minds of the people who jumped out of the buildings during 9/11?
Their ankles.
How do you make a baby survive a fall of over 300 metres?
I don't know. I've dropped dozens off the Empire State Building and none have lived.
If someone says 67 one more time, I'll say 9/11 and swoop right under their feet like the Twin Towers.