What kinda pizza did the twin towers order? Two plains
What do you call someone who wants to jump off a building? Cause they want to become super man.
Time to go to New York to visit the twin towers.
They’re already getting closer
Why were the twin towers mad? Because they got plane pizza instead of cheese
what did the twin towers say when they saw the airplane
batter up
are you the twin towers? cause you sure upgraded
What mistake did the manager of the twin towers make?
He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets
Hope the towers in the morning and get back to you!
Whats the best way to find the twin towers
BUCKET
dont be racist i am a building twin towers: fucked it was fake BE RACIST
I hit on the twin towers. they were hot
we used to be the tallest buildings in new york...
then we took an arab to the knee
America Twin Tower: Hey have you seen the Malaysian Twin tower i have but only since 1971 to 2001 Malaysian Twin tower: I STOOD LONGER
Man I am jealous of the victims of 9/11. They are the fastest readers, who went through 87 stories in 8 seconds.
Famous last words. Twin towers: “is it a bird, is it superman, AAAAAHHHHHH SHHHHHIIIIIIIIIZZ”
Q: Why can't science be combined with religion?
A: Cause science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them
9/11
What was the last thing going through the minds of the people who jumped out of the buildings during 9/11?
Their ankles.
what the difference between a frog and a skyscraper the frog can jump hahahahaha
A man walks into a sky scraper bar and takes a shot of tequila and jumps out of a window. An on looker watch’s this and is scared but what scared him most is when the same man who jumped cane back up a gain 10 minutes later. The onlooker who is amazed asked the man how he was still alive and the man said with a drunk slurred voice I “I don’t know every time I take a shot and jump I float right before I hit the ground!” The man demonstrates and as he said floated down and and came back up to the bar. The onlooker says that he must try slams a shot of tequila and jumps SPLAT! The bartender looks at the first man and says”Your and a-hole when your drunk Superman.”
