Skyscraper jokes

What's the Twin Towers' favorite Minecraft biome?

A plains biome.

WOW this ultra realistic jenga is awesome!🔥🔥

Stop making 9/11 jokes. They don't land so well.

Any joke that I make about 9/11 has a tendency to crash and burn.

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in seconds.

The Twin Towers remind me of an emote... bing, bang, boom.

Why did the plane cross the road? To get to the other tower.

I can make 9/11 jokes, but every time I do, they crash and burn.

"Hello, this is your captain speaking. We are flying at a level of 89 feet. If you look out of your window on the left, you will see the World Trade Center."

Twin Towers? No plane, plane targets.

The twin towers are like your father, they're both gone and will never come back.

What did the pedestrian say after he saw the twin towers fell?

JENGA!!!!

Why did Sarah fall off a skyscraper?

Because she made her dad mad.

Two people are sitting in a skyscraper.

P1: Hey, what wifi are you connected to? The company wifi is horrible.

P2: Airplane wifi.

The last time I had flying lessons, I hit some building in Manhattan. Then my Uncle got shot in 2008. Darn...

What do you call sex in the World Trade Center?

An inside job.

What kinda pizza did the Twin Towers order?

Two plains.

What do you call someone who wants to jump off a building?

Cause they want to become Super Man.

Scientists make skyscrapers and airplanes.

Religion crashes them.

Time to go to New York to visit the Twin Towers.

They’re already getting closer.