Skyscraper jokes
What did the north tower say to the south tower?
"You're too young to smoke."
Lmao, idiots don't know how to play Jenga.
The twin towers are like your father, they're both gone and will never come back.
What was the last thing going through the minds of the people who jumped out of the buildings during 9/11?
Their ankles.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they got plane pizza instead of cheese!
Type shit.
We used to be the tallest buildings in New York...
Then we took an Arab to the knee.
What did the Twin Towers say when they saw the airplane?
Batter up!
When do we think the Empire State Building is going to be shot down?
What's the Twin Towers' favorite Minecraft biome?
A plains biome.
What's the best way to find the Twin Towers?
Bucket.
The last time I had flying lessons, I hit some building in Manhattan. Then my Uncle got shot in 2008. Darn...
Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: Twin Tower victims, they got 80 stories in ten seconds.
Man, I am jealous of the victims of 9/11. They are the fastest readers, who went through 87 stories in 8 seconds.
The South Tower proposed to the North Tower, but he said no.
What did the north tower say to the south tower?
"Let’s talk later, I gotta catch a plane."
Scientists make skyscrapers and airplanes.
Religion crashes them.
Any joke that I make about 9/11 has a tendency to crash and burn.
Is that a bird? Is that a plane? It's a plane!
9/11 victims are the best readers.
They went through hundreds of stories in a few seconds.
Why were 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9. Then why was 10 afraid? Because it was between 9/11.
What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43? Floor 44 💀💀