Skyscraper jokes
Time to go to New York to visit the Twin Towers.
They’re already getting closer.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they got plane pizza instead of cheese!
Are you the Twin Towers? 'Cause you sure upgraded.
What did the Twin Towers say when they saw the airplane?
Batter up!
Hope the towers are doing well this morning, and I'll get back to you!
Memes
What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?
He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.
Is that a bird? Is that a plane? It's a plane!
What's the best way to find the Twin Towers?
Bucket.
I hit on the Twin Towers. They were hot.
How do you make a baby survive a fall of over 300 metres?
I don't know. I've dropped dozens off the Empire State Building and none have lived.
Science flies you to the moon, but religion flies you into skyscrapers.
What does “JETS” stand for?
Jihadis Eradicating The Skyscrapers.
Man, I am jealous of the victims of 9/11. They are the fastest readers, who went through 87 stories in 8 seconds.
When do we think the Empire State Building is going to be shot down?
If someone says 67 one more time, I'll say 9/11 and swoop right under their feet like the Twin Towers.
Famous last words.
Twin towers: “Is it a bird, is it Superman? AAAAAHHHHHH SHHHHHIIIIIIIIIZZ!”
9/11.
A man walks into a skyscraper bar and takes a shot of tequila and jumps out of a window. An onlooker watches this and is scared, but what scared him most is when the same man who jumped came back up again 10 minutes later.
The onlooker who is amazed asked the man how he was still alive, and the man said with a drunk, slurred voice, “I don’t know, every time I take a shot and jump I float right before I hit the ground!” The man demonstrates and as he said floated down and came back up to the bar. The onlooker says that he must try, slams a shot of tequila and jumps SPLAT!
The bartender looks at the first man and says, “Your an a**hole when your drunk, Superman.”
America Twin Tower: "Hey, have you seen the Malaysian Twin Tower? I have, but only from 1971 to 2001."
Malaysian Twin Tower: "I STOOD LONGER!"
The South Tower proposed to the North Tower, but he said no.