We used to be the tallest buildings in New York...
Then we took an Arab to the knee.
Are you the Twin Towers? 'Cause you sure upgraded.
Hope the towers are doing well this morning, and I'll get back to you!
What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?
He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.
What did the Twin Towers say when they saw the airplane?
Batter up!
Is that a bird? Is that a plane? It's a plane!
What's the best way to find the Twin Towers?
Bucket.
Don't be racist, I am a building.
Twin Towers: fucked.
It was fake.
BE RACIST.
I hit on the Twin Towers. They were hot.
Science flies you to the moon, but religion flies you into skyscrapers.
Man, I am jealous of the victims of 9/11. They are the fastest readers, who went through 87 stories in 8 seconds.
What does “JETS” stand for?
Jihadis Eradicating The Skyscrapers.
Famous last words.
Twin towers: “Is it a bird, is it Superman? AAAAAHHHHHH SHHHHHIIIIIIIIIZZ!”
9/11.
A man walks into a skyscraper bar and takes a shot of tequila and jumps out of a window. An onlooker watches this and is scared, but what scared him most is when the same man who jumped came back up again 10 minutes later.
The onlooker who is amazed asked the man how he was still alive, and the man said with a drunk, slurred voice, “I don’t know, every time I take a shot and jump I float right before I hit the ground!” The man demonstrates and as he said floated down and came back up to the bar. The onlooker says that he must try, slams a shot of tequila and jumps SPLAT!
The bartender looks at the first man and says, “Your an a**hole when your drunk, Superman.”
America Twin Tower: "Hey, have you seen the Malaysian Twin Tower? I have, but only from 1971 to 2001."
Malaysian Twin Tower: "I STOOD LONGER!"
A guy sits at a bar in a skyscraper restaurant high above the city. He slams a shot of tequila, goes over to the window, and jumps out.
What was the last thing going through the minds of the people who jumped out of the buildings during 9/11?
Their ankles.
9/11.
What's the difference between a frog and a skyscraper? The frog can jump. Hahahahaha!
