Size jokes
Yo mama so fat, when she went swimming, they found water on Mars!
Your mama's so fat that when she went to space, there was no space left.
Your forehead so big you got to take Tylenol pills, big like chocolate chip cookies.
Why is my pee pee 2 inches in length but 5 in girth?
Your mum is so fat, flat earthers think she's round!
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Yo mama so fat, Zeus used her as a bowling ball.
Yo mamma's so fat no one was laughing, but the ground was cracking up.
Yo mama so fat, when she went to bed, the house shook.
Yo mama so fat, she the reason why Moses split the Red Sea.
Yo mama so fat, she needs 17 iPhones to take a selfie.
Why are Mexican families so big?
They don’t know how to put a condom on.
Yo mama so fat, when she went on the weighing scale, it said, "To be continued."
Trees are just bushes with lift kits.
Your forehead is so big, you could roast meat on it.
Your forehead is so big that the teachers use it as a whiteboard.
Yo mama so fat, she crosses every border.
Short girl: "How do you see up there?"
Tall guy: "Who said that?"
I spit my drink out and then ran away.
Why did the dwarf get a job at Lidl?
Because every Lidl helps.
Your mama is so fat that when she sat down on the couch for a family picture, it was just her.