Size jokes
Your mama's so fat that she can’t even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.
Your mum is so fat that when you walk around her, you get lost.
Yo mama's so fat, when Thanos snapped, she only lost a few kg.
You can’t say “dwarf” anymore; you have to say “little people”.
You can’t say “fat”; you have to say “plus size”.
You can’t say “retard”; you have to say “democrat”.
Yo mama so fat, she fell off the judgement room and broke the 7 layers of hell.
Memes
Obesity kills thousands of times more Americans than shooting does, which teaches us an important lesson:
Shooters do poorly given the size of their targets.
Yo mama so fat when she sits down, she sits next to everyone!
Why are Mexican families so big?
They don’t know how to put a condom on.
Yo mama so fat, she crosses every border.
Your forehead's so big that you dream in 4k.
Your mama is so fat that when she sat down on the couch for a family picture, it was just her.
Why are orphans so lucky?
Every crisp packet is family sized.
Chuck Norris' dick is so big that it has its own dick. And his dick's dick is still bigger than Bruce Lee.
Yo mama so fat, she eats with three utensils: a knife, spoon, and a forklift.
Your forehead is so big, you could roast meat on it.
Your forehead is so big that the teachers use it as a whiteboard.
Joe mama so fat when she got sturdy, she tripped on her shoelaces, fell on her face, and fell down 2 floors.
Short girl: "How do you see up there?"
Tall guy: "Who said that?"
I spit my drink out and then ran away.
Why did the dwarf get a job at Lidl?
Because every Lidl helps.
Ya forehead so big Sakura's forehead seemed small.