Size jokes
Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light!" she blocked the sun. Now we call her the moon.
Your forehead is so big they call you the Leaning Tower of Forehead!
Your forehead so big you got to take Tylenol pills, big like chocolate chip cookies.
Your forehead's so big even Barry Wood said, "Wow, that's huge!"
Your mama's so fat that when she went to space, there was no space left.
Science teacher: How many times can the earth fit into the sun?
Me: As many times as the earth can fit into you.
Your forehead is so big it makes Megamind's head look small.
Old woman: You are such a darling child. Please come and see me again next year.
A year later, as child walks up to the door of the old lady's house...
Old woman: Oh my! Goodness sakes, child! Have you grown, or have I shrank???
Child: Both.
Your forehead is so big I could use it to get free TV.
Yo mama's so fat, she invented double doors!
Yo mama so fat, she needs two watches for each timezone.
Yo mama so fat, when she went swimming, they found water on Mars!
Why are Mexican families so big?
They don’t know how to put a condom on.
Trees are just bushes with lift kits.
Your forehead is so big, you could roast meat on it.
Your forehead is so big that the teachers use it as a whiteboard.
Yo mama so fat, when she went on the weighing scale, it said, "To be continued."
Short girl: "How do you see up there?"
Tall guy: "Who said that?"
I spit my drink out and then ran away.
Yo mama so fat, she crosses every border.
Ya forehead so big Sakura's forehead seemed small.