Yo mama so fat, when she went on the weighing scale, it said, "To be continued."
Yo mama so fat, she eats with three utensils: a knife, spoon, and a forklift.
Joe mama so fat when she got sturdy, she tripped on her shoelaces, fell on her face, and fell down 2 floors.
Your forehead is so big that the teachers use it as a whiteboard.
Your mama is so fat that when she sat down on the couch for a family picture, it was just her.
If you have a girlfriend/crush that's shorter than you, go up to her and say, "You're short, lemme add some inches."
Why are orphans so lucky?
Every crisp packet is family sized.
Your forehead is so big, you could roast meat on it.
Yo mama so fat, she crosses every border.
Short girl: "How do you see up there?"
Tall guy: "Who said that?"
I spit my drink out and then ran away.
Yo mama so fat that she doesn't need the internet, she is worldwide.
Big Mom is so fat, Trafalgar Law can’t make enough room for her!
Yo mama is so fat that when she was at school, they needed a satellite to take her school photo.
Why did the dwarf get a job at Lidl?
Because every Lidl helps.
Your forehead's so big that you dream in 4k.
Ya forehead so big Sakura's forehead seemed small.
Fat people should expect big things when they take their shirt off.
Trees are just bushes with lift kits.
Ya gotta hand it to short people...
Yo mama so FAT... I tried to picture her in my head... AND SHE BROKE MY GOD DAMN NECK!
