Size jokes
Do you know what is good about being an orphan?
Every candy bar is family sized.
Your forehead is so big it makes Megamind's head look small.
Your forehead is so big that you can see the whole world before you do!
Yo mama is so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall.
Yo mama's so fat, she invented double doors!
Yo mama so fat, she needs two watches for each timezone.
Yo mama so fat, when she went swimming, they found water on Mars!
Your forehead is so big I could use it to get free TV.
Your forehead's so big even Barry Wood said, "Wow, that's huge!"
Your mama's so fat that when she went to space, there was no space left.
Your forehead so big you got to take Tylenol pills, big like chocolate chip cookies.
Old woman: You are such a darling child. Please come and see me again next year.
A year later, as child walks up to the door of the old lady's house...
Old woman: Oh my! Goodness sakes, child! Have you grown, or have I shrank???
Child: Both.
Trees are just bushes with lift kits.
Yo mama is so fat that when she was at school, they needed a satellite to take her school photo.
Your mama is so fat that when she sat down on the couch for a family picture, it was just her.
Why did the dwarf get a job at Lidl?
Because every Lidl helps.
Your forehead's so big that you dream in 4k.
Ya forehead so big Sakura's forehead seemed small.
Your forehead is so big, you could roast meat on it.
Joe mama so fat when she got sturdy, she tripped on her shoelaces, fell on her face, and fell down 2 floors.