Size jokes
Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market, they think it's watermelon.
A patient visiting his doctor asked him if he had ever laughed at a patient.
The doctor said, "I have never in 25 years of practice ever laughed at a patient."
Reassured, the patient drops his trousers and underpants.
Immediately the doctor burst out into loud raucous laughter when he sees that the patient has a penis the size of a cocktail sausage.
After about 10 minutes the doctor manages to get himself under control.
Swiftly apologising he says to the patient, "Sorry about that. How can I help you?"
The patient says, "Have you got any cream for it? It's swollen."
Your momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her because they thought they missed the bus.
You're so fat that when they tried to print a picture of you through the computer, they couldn't fit you in the whole picture because you were so big!
"Rapeboat" so fat it made yo momma look thin.
Short girl: "How do you see up there?"
Tall guy: "Who said that?"
I spit my drink out and then ran away.
I have big balls, said the kid holding two soccer balls.
Yo mama so fat, when she bought a fur coat, she made a whole species extinct.
I'm looking for women. Put your height, weight, and bra size in the comments.
If you give a dwarf 5-Hour Energy, will it become 10-hour Energy?
Yo momma so fat, when she pulled out the chair, it screamed and broke itself.
Yo mama so fat that when she attempted suicide, she bounced to Area 51.
Yo mama so fat, she can’t even fit on the rainbow.
Why use Heathrow when we have your forehead?
What did the minute hand say to the hour hand?
Why are you so tall?
Yo mama so fat she has her own gravity.
But she so ugly people are repelled by her.
Why are there 30 bullets in one clip?
Because that's the average classroom size.
Yo mama is so fat, when she's walking down the street, there are cracks all over the sidewalk.
My wife is so fat! When she goes swimming, she leaves a ring around the lake.
Yo mama so fat, when she was telling me her weight, I thought she was telling me her number.