Size jokes
What’s a zebra? A few sizes bigger than an A.
Yo mama is so fat, when she wore yellow, the kids thought they missed the bus.
Yo mamma's so fat no one was laughing, but the ground was cracking up.
Your mum is so fat that when you walk around her, you get lost.
Yo mama's so fat, when Thanos snapped, she only lost a few kg.
Your mum is so fat, flat earthers think she's round!
Yo mama so fat, she fell off the judgement room and broke the 7 layers of hell.
Yo mama so fat when she sits down, she sits next to everyone!
Yo mama so fat, she stepped on earth and the earth cracked.
Yo mama so fat, Zeus used her as a bowling ball.
Your forehead is so big when you walk by I can't see what's in front of me.
Why is my pee pee 2 inches in length but 5 in girth?
Your mama is so fat that when she sat down on the couch for a family picture, it was just her.
Why did the dwarf get a job at Lidl?
Because every Lidl helps.
Your forehead's so big that you dream in 4k.
Ya forehead so big Sakura's forehead seemed small.
Yo mama so fat, she crosses every border.
Your forehead is so big, you could roast meat on it.
Your forehead is so big that the teachers use it as a whiteboard.
Short girl: "How do you see up there?"
Tall guy: "Who said that?"
I spit my drink out and then ran away.