Size jokes

Your forehead's so big even Barry Wood said, "Wow, that's huge!"

Yo mama so fat when I pushed her into the jacuzzi, it caused a level 8 tsunami.

Do you know what is good about being an orphan?

Every candy bar is family sized.

Yo mama is so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall.

Your forehead is so big that you can see the whole world before you do!

Your forehead is so big it makes Megamind's head look small.

Old woman: You are such a darling child. Please come and see me again next year.

A year later, as child walks up to the door of the old lady's house...

Old woman: Oh my! Goodness sakes, child! Have you grown, or have I shrank???

Child: Both.

Chuck Norris' dick is so big that it has its own dick. And his dick's dick is still bigger than Bruce Lee.

Trees are just bushes with lift kits.

Yo mama so fat, when she went on the weighing scale, it said, "To be continued."

Joe mama so fat when she got sturdy, she tripped on her shoelaces, fell on her face, and fell down 2 floors.

Yo mama so fat, she eats with three utensils: a knife, spoon, and a forklift.

Your forehead is so big, you could roast meat on it.

Your forehead is so big that the teachers use it as a whiteboard.

Short girl: "How do you see up there?"

Tall guy: "Who said that?"

I spit my drink out and then ran away.

Big Mom is so fat, Trafalgar Law can’t make enough room for her!

Yo mama so fat that she doesn't need the internet, she is worldwide.

Yo mama is so fat that when she was at school, they needed a satellite to take her school photo.

Your forehead's so big that you dream in 4k.

Yo mama so fat, she crosses every border.