Size jokes
Your forehead is so big that it said, "To be continued."
Your forehead's so big that I was tryna figure out if that was you or the moon.
Yo mama so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Your forehead is so big, I bet your dreams are in IMAX.
Your forehead is so big you can land a jumbo jet on it.
Why is my pee pee 2 inches in length but 5 in girth?
Run on a sandpaper floor-treadmill hybrid in a medium sized room for 24 hours. It will be fun!
Yo mama so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they gave her the ocean.
Your forehead is so big you can headbutt my face and chest at the same time.
Yo mom's so fat that she wakes up on both sides of the bed.
You dream in 4K.
Why don't dwarfs have cars?
Because they can't get in the door.
Yo mama so fat when I pushed her into the jacuzzi, it caused a level 8 tsunami.
Do you know what is good about being an orphan?
Every candy bar is family sized.
Your forehead so big it's got its own gravitational pull.
Jo Mama is so fat, I left her printing last year, and she is still printing!
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn't make enough shadow clones to surround her.
The joke about the giraffe’s neck is far too long to tell.
Yo mama is so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall.
Your forehead is so big that you can see the whole world before you do!