Size jokes
Yo mama so fat, she uses the equator as her belt.
I had a friend who was a dwarf. He committed suicide. He jumped off a curb.
Your forehead is so big, you can fit Santa’s sack on it.
Being an orphan isn’t all bad.
On the bright side, all your snacks are family sized.
Yo mama so fat, she is 4 feet tall laying down.
You're so short that you use a ladder to reach a dime.
What do you call the midget sea?
A pond.
What do you call a dwarf?
Adrian!
Your mum is so fat, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Your forehead is so big, Megamind thought he was your long lost sibling.
A midget had a disease, and the cure was on the highest shelf.
Yo momma so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the floor cracked up.
Yo mama is so fat that she stepped on the scale and it says, "Hey fat b****, break your fat a** in half so you won't weigh as much!"
Big penis.
I couldn’t understand why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger.
Then it hit me.
Yo mama so fat, she eats with three utensils: a knife, spoon, and a forklift.
Yo mama so fat, she is fat!
I thought the dryer made my clothes shrink.
Turns out it was the fridge.
Your momma so fat she can feed [the] entire continent of Africa with her fat!
Yo mama's so fat, when Thanos snapped, she only lost a few kg.