Size jokes
Dam, sometimes when I look at my friend's head, I say, "Dam, that's a dam big head, Nick." Then he is like, "Dude, that's a literal dam."
I had a friend who was a dwarf. He committed suicide. He jumped off a curb.
Yo mama's so fat, when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND the house.
Yo mama so fat, when she takes an elevator, it ALWAYS goes down!
There are 10 million million million million million million million million particles in da universe that we can observe.
Yo mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.
What do you call a dick that's too small to see?
Tick-tack dick.
You're so fat that people say you're the biggest bird!
Yo mama so fat, she is 4 feet tall laying down.
Your forehead is so big that your name is Humpty Dumpty, the big forehead!
Yo mama so fat, she uses the equator as her belt.
Your mama is so fat, when her husband said, "Let's go to the Super Bowl," she bought a spoon.
Mijn penis is lang lmao.
You're so fat when you walk into the mall, you *are* the mall.
Your forehead is so big, you got an eight-head.
Yo mama's so fat that she used a telephone pole as a tampon.
What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?
One is gigantic, the other is just a little lighter.
What's longer than a penis?
About anything.
Bro, if you think about it, your mom and God have one thing in common... They're both big.
Yo mama has such a big forehead, she is the CEO of foreheads!
That forehead is so tall it can eat a plane! Open wide!