Size jokes
Yo mama so fat, she sunk the Titanic.
Yo momma so fat, when she said, "Order in the court," she really meant burgers and fries.
Your mum is so fat Les Dawson would agree with me that when she passes her handbag from hand to hand, she throws it.
A Snorlax was in a bar, and he was drinking beer when an Eevee and a Rockruff hopped onto a stool. The Eevee ordered an oran berry special for the both of them.
Snorlax: Y'all make the perfect couple.
Random Zorua: Dragonite, is it just an illusion, or is that Snorlax fatter than this region?
How do people with hydrocephalus wear standard-size helmets?
Why do most guns in America have an average mag/clip size of only 30?
Because that's the average class size in America.
Yo mama so far, she makes the Statue of Freedom look like a 6-inch action figure.
You're so fat, the only thing you could be for Halloween is the Kool-Aid Man.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass is tickling their ballsacks!
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing!
Boy, your forehead so big, I can make a launchpad on that shit!
Yo mama's so fat, I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas.
Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light!" she blocked the sun. Now we call her the moon.
Yo mama so fat, when she falls, they have to call 999 and a crane to pick her up.
Yo mama so fat, she uses the equator as her belt.
You're so fat, when you wear a yellow raincoat, people call out, "TAXI!"
What do you call a fat fortune teller? A four-chin teller.
Sad to think about legend O.G. Mudbone being no longer with us.
I’m only curious how they closed his casket.
Your mum is so fat that she took a spoon to the supercool.
Yo mama so fat, she is 4 feet tall laying down.