Size jokes

Your forehead is so big, I bet your dreams are in IMAX.

Your forehead is so big you can land a jumbo jet on it.

Your forehead's so big that I was tryna figure out if that was you or the moon.

Yo mama so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

The joke about the giraffe’s neck is far too long to tell.

Yo mom's so fat that she wakes up on both sides of the bed.

Your forehead is so big they call you the Leaning Tower of Forehead!

Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light!" she blocked the sun. Now we call her the moon.

You dream in 4K.

Your forehead is so big you can headbutt my face and chest at the same time.

Your forehead so big it's got its own gravitational pull.

Jo Mama is so fat, I left her printing last year, and she is still printing!

Yo mama so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they gave her the ocean.

Why don't dwarfs have cars?

Because they can't get in the door.

Science teacher: How many times can the earth fit into the sun?

Me: As many times as the earth can fit into you.

Your forehead so big you got to take Tylenol pills, big like chocolate chip cookies.

Your forehead's so big even Barry Wood said, "Wow, that's huge!"

Yo mama so fat when I pushed her into the jacuzzi, it caused a level 8 tsunami.

Do you know what is good about being an orphan?

Every candy bar is family sized.

Yo mama is so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall.