Size jokes
Yo mama's so fat, when she went on the scale it said, "Still counting."
Yo mama so fat it took her 3 seconds to cross the Great Wall of China.
The ball kept getting bigger and bigger...
And then it hit me.
Did you know Yao Ming has the biggest penis in Chinese history? It measured in at nearly 5 inches!
Why do orphans hate family-size candy?
Because they can't share it with their family.
Your hairline is so big, Niagara Falls said, "Oh, looks like we've got some competition!"
Boobs are like batteries...
AA will get the job done...
C is bigger than AA...
D is bigger that C...
...and if they're square, you don't want to put your tongue on them!
Yo mama is so fat, she can’t even fit in the suitcase.
Yo forehead so big it receives more than the Pacific Ocean!
Roses are red, I hate snitches, You talk a lot of game for a guy with 3 inches.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger, then it hit me :3
You're so skinny, you probably wipe your ass with floss.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass is tickling their ballsacks!
Big
I scaled your forehead, and all I saw was 1000.
Yo mama so fat, she plays ping pong with the planets.
Yo mama so fat even Dora can't explore it.
Why do most guns in America have an average mag/clip size of only 30?
Because that's the average class size in America.
Which animal has the largest chest? A Z-bra.
Yo mama so fat, she was the asteroid that killed the dinos.