Size jokes

Yo mama so fat that when the cashier at KFC asked her what size bucket she wants, she said "the one on the roof."

Your forehead is so big that your name is Humpty Dumpty, the big forehead!

Yo ass built like a wide body Hellcat!

Yo mama so fat, when she touched the stairs, it said, "To be continued!"

Yo mama so fat, her cereal bowl has a lifeguard.

Yo Mama is so FAT, it wasn't an iceberg that sank it, she was called, "THE MAMABERG!"

Yo mama so fat, she went to space and there was no space left.

Why is an elephant big, grey, and hairy?

What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?

Suck a big dick.

Yo mama so fat...

That when she used a jump rope... Every time she jumped caused a giant cataclysm!

I have a friend of mine from school. I always see them with bangs, so I never knew what their forehead looked like until one day they came... Their forehead was bigger than Mount Everest, that you can make an entire Olympics mountain climbing audition on that forehead! :)

Why do American guns only have 30 rounds?

Because it's the average class size.

Your mom is so fat that the photographer had to go to the moon just to click the photo of her belly button.

Which animal has the largest chest? A Z-bra.

Yo mama so short that when she plays mini golf, it's just called golf.

Yo mama so fat, when she took a picture of herself, her phone ran out of storage.

Yo momma so fat, her four kids use her as a bed and her fat rolls as cozy blankets.

Levi and Andrew are fat.

Yo mama is so fat, when she was a spy, she was called "double obese."

Yo mama so fat when she asked for a bathtub, they put a blanket over an ocean!