Size jokes
You dream in 4K.
Yo mama so fat when I pushed her into the jacuzzi, it caused a level 8 tsunami.
Your forehead is so big you can headbutt my face and chest at the same time.
Your forehead so big it's got its own gravitational pull.
Jo Mama is so fat, I left her printing last year, and she is still printing!
Yo mom's so fat that she wakes up on both sides of the bed.
Yo mama so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they gave her the ocean.
Why don't dwarfs have cars?
Because they can't get in the door.
Do you know what is good about being an orphan?
Every candy bar is family sized.
Science teacher: How many times can the earth fit into the sun?
Me: As many times as the earth can fit into you.
Your forehead is so big it makes Megamind's head look small.
The joke about the giraffe’s neck is far too long to tell.
Your forehead's so big even Barry Wood said, "Wow, that's huge!"
Yo mama so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Yo mama is so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall.
Your forehead is so big that you can see the whole world before you do!
Old woman: You are such a darling child. Please come and see me again next year.
A year later, as child walks up to the door of the old lady's house...
Old woman: Oh my! Goodness sakes, child! Have you grown, or have I shrank???
Child: Both.
Your forehead is so big I could use it to get free TV.
Yo mama's so fat, she invented double doors!
Yo mama so fat, she needs two watches for each timezone.