Old woman: You are such a darling child. Please come and see me again next year.
A year later, as child walks up to the door of the old lady's house...
Old woman: Oh my! Goodness sakes, child! Have you grown, or have I shrank???
Child: Both.
Your forehead is so big they call you the Leaning Tower of Forehead!
Run on a sandpaper floor-treadmill hybrid in a medium sized room for 24 hours. It will be fun!
Your mama's so fat that when she went to space, there was no space left.
Yo mama's so fat, when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND the house.
Yo mama so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he asked her to move out the way.
Obesity kills thousands of times more Americans than shooting does, which teaches us an important lesson:
Shooters do poorly given the size of their targets.
Yo mama so fat, she fell off the judgement room and broke the 7 layers of hell.
Yo mama so fat when she sits down, she sits next to everyone!
Yo mama so fat, she stepped on earth and the earth cracked.
Yo mama so big, her belt size said "equator."
Yo mama is so fat, when she wore yellow, the kids thought they missed the bus.
Your mama's so fat that she canβt even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.
Yo mama is so fat your dad could never get away.
Yo mama so fat,
Donald Trump himself tried to use her as his border wall in 2016.
Yo mama is so small that when she saw the Titanic, she called it the size of the Netherlands.
The Earth was flat once. 'Til yo mama got buried.
Yo mama so fat that when she went into a crowd wearing a blue shirt, everyone yelled, "Tsunami!"
Why is my pee pee 2 inches in length but 5 in girth?
Yo mama's so fat, when Thanos snapped, she only lost a few kg.
