I scaled your forehead, and all I saw was 1000.
Short girl: "How do you see up there?"
Tall guy: "Who said that?"
I spit my drink out and then ran away.
Blood may be thicker than water, but yo mama is thicker than anything!
You're so fat,
when you stepped on the scale,
Buzz Lightyear came out and said,
"To infinity and beyond!"
Yo mama so fat, she could fly a hot air balloon by letting out her gas.
Why are Mexican families so big?
They don’t know how to put a condom on.
One time I walked into a room and I saw a man and a dwarf, and I soon found out that the man was the dwarf's father, and I noticed that the dwarf really looked up to him.
To start, I'm a big fella in size.
I saw a skinny guy act like Santa, so I went over to him. "You can't pull that off," I said. He said, "Then you try it." He gave me the Santa suit, and I dressed up. He walked by and saw me with 45 kids in line to sit on my lap and tell me what they wanted for Christmas.
I was always told I’m too small to ride, but every girl I’ve been with rated me a 9.5.
Your Momma's so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
Your forehead is so big, I thought you were Megamind for a second there.
What’s big, red, and eats rocks?
A big, red, rock eater.
If a midget does meth does he get high or get medium
What a plus side to being an orphan?
Every bag of chips are family size. T - T
POV: You walk up to your short friend and say, "How is the weather down there?"
Your forehead is so big that it could carry the passengers of the Titanic.
What do you call a fat fortune teller? A four-chin teller.
Yo forehead so big it makes Megamind's forehead small.
Big black ball sacks
Ur forehead so big that babies can Use it as a full sized football pitch
