Size jokes

Your forehead is so big you can land a jumbo jet on it.

You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat, a running person behind you shouted, "Taxi!"

Your forehead's so big that I was tryna figure out if that was you or the moon.

Yo mama's so fat, when Thanos snapped, she only lost a few kg.

Yo mamma's so fat no one was laughing, but the ground was cracking up.

What’s a zebra? A few sizes bigger than an A.

Your forehead is so big when you walk by I can't see what's in front of me.

Yo mama so fat her yearbook picture was a double-page spread.

Your mum is so fat that when you walk around her, you get lost.

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Yo mama so fat, her belly enters the room 10 minutes before she does.

Your mum is so fat, flat earthers think she's round!

Yo mama so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

Your forehead is so big that it said, "To be continued."

Science teacher: How many times can the earth fit into the sun?

Me: As many times as the earth can fit into you.

Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn't make enough shadow clones to surround her.

Yo mama so fat when I pushed her into the jacuzzi, it caused a level 8 tsunami.

Your forehead is so big you can headbutt my face and chest at the same time.

Your forehead so big it's got its own gravitational pull.

Jo Mama is so fat, I left her printing last year, and she is still printing!