Size jokes
At least if you're fat you don't need to put as much bathwater in the bath.
Why do orphans love chips?
Because they're all family sized.
Yo mama so fat that when she saw Thanos and he tried to snap her out of existence, it didn't work, and he said, "Man, I quit!"
POV: You walk up to your short friend and say, "How is the weather down there?"
What is small, black and yellow, and drops things?
A fumble bee.
"Ur mum is big."
Your momma's so fat that she is the Earth!
You're so small that when you go to the doctor, he doesn’t know you're there.
Yo Mama is so FAT, it wasn't an iceberg that sank it, she was called, "THE MAMABERG!"
Your forehead's so big that you dream in 4k.
You're so fat that when you were born, the nurse mistook you for the father.
If you had the strength of an ant, you could lift the pyramid of Giza.
(Ants can lift items 20x their weight.)
Yo mama so fat that when she farted, Big Shaq took off his jacket.
Run on a sandpaper floor-treadmill hybrid in a medium sized room for 24 hours. It will be fun!
Your forehead's so big that it has its own gravitational pull.
That forehead is so tall it can eat a plane! Open wide!
What is the difference between a dwarf and a midget?
Very little.
Why is Dawayne so small? Because his parents cut him up into small slices!
Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light!" she blocked the sun. Now we call her the moon.
Why did the dwarf get a job at Lidl?
Because every Lidl helps.