Size jokes
Your forehead's so big that you dream in 4k.
You're so fat that when you were born, the nurse mistook you for the father.
If you had the strength of an ant, you could lift the pyramid of Giza.
(Ants can lift items 20x their weight.)
Yo mama so fat that when she farted, Big Shaq took off his jacket.
Run on a sandpaper floor-treadmill hybrid in a medium sized room for 24 hours. It will be fun!
Your forehead's so big that it has its own gravitational pull.
That forehead is so tall it can eat a plane! Open wide!
What is the difference between a dwarf and a midget?
Very little.
Why is Dawayne so small? Because his parents cut him up into small slices!
Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light!" she blocked the sun. Now we call her the moon.
Why did the dwarf get a job at Lidl?
Because every Lidl helps.
Your forehead is so big they call you the Leaning Tower of Forehead!
Yo mama so fat, when she ordered a water bed they gave her the Pacific Ocean.
Why can't dwarfs be depressed?
Because they are compressed.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
Your forehead is so big you could land a plane on it.
Your forehead [is] so big that if I drew an H on it, Kobe could have landed there.
Why can't orphans have chips? Because it's family size.
Why couldn't the orphan buy chips?
They were all family sized.
I hate writing dwarf jokes, but I normally keep them short.