Size jokes
Your forehead is so large, if I drew an H on it, maybe Kobe could've landed.
Yo forehead so large, it has its own gravitational pull.
You say this to your friend, "Damn, your nuts are bigger than mine!" *thinks the wrong way*.
Friend: I must order more nuts.
Your forehead is so big Mega Mind gets jealous.
Normal people have a four-head, but bro... you got a fourteen-head.
This joke's short just like Joe Biden's penis.
Oh wait, if I were to make a joke to the size of Joe Biden's penis, I wouldn't write a joke.
Yo mama's so fat, her pad is a king-size mattress.
Big
What is large, grey, and it doesn't matter? An Irrelephant! Hahahahahahahahaha! Hahaha!
She's so fat that when she steps onto a wood floor, the floorboard doesn't creak, it screams: "Goddamn!!!" before it snaps from the weight.
Damn, you look out of this world because you got a big head like an alien.
Your mama so fat that when you were born, yo mama gave you carpet burn.
Your daddy's so fat, he tripped over a rock. He thought it was a chip.
What's big and round?
Mine and not yours.
Forehead is so big that you wear a bed sheet for a bandana.
My forehead so big,
big like Biggie Smalls. I love cock, please bum my hole.
Hi.
Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her and she was on both sides of it.
Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her last year, and it is still printing.
Your forehead is so big, Megamind thought you were his brother.
Spare.
You got a spare, spare me an inch of that far juicy cock.