Size jokes
What is the difference between a dwarf and a midget?
Very little.
Why is Dawayne so small? Because his parents cut him up into small slices!
Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light!" she blocked the sun. Now we call her the moon.
Why did the dwarf get a job at Lidl?
Because every Lidl helps.
Your forehead is so big they call you the Leaning Tower of Forehead!
Yo mama so fat, when she ordered a water bed they gave her the Pacific Ocean.
Why can't dwarfs be depressed?
Because they are compressed.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
Your forehead is so big you could land a plane on it.
Your forehead [is] so big that if I drew an H on it, Kobe could have landed there.
Why can't orphans have chips? Because it's family size.
Why couldn't the orphan buy chips?
They were all family sized.
I hate writing dwarf jokes, but I normally keep them short.
Your forehead is so large, if I drew an H on it, maybe Kobe could've landed.
Yo forehead so large, it has its own gravitational pull.
You say this to your friend, "Damn, your nuts are bigger than mine!" *thinks the wrong way*.
Friend: I must order more nuts.
Your forehead is so big Mega Mind gets jealous.
Normal people have a four-head, but bro... you got a fourteen-head.
This joke's short just like Joe Biden's penis.
Oh wait, if I were to make a joke to the size of Joe Biden's penis, I wouldn't write a joke.
Yo mama's so fat, her pad is a king-size mattress.