Your forehead is so big it gets home before you do.
Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairs to heaven.
Your momma is so fat that she can't even go skinny dipping.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to KFC, she asked for the bucket on the roof.
Girls with the name Carley have the biggest forehead on the earth, I mean, moon.
Your mom is so fat that she mains Heavy from the game Team Fortress 2!
What do you call a psychic midget in trouble with the law?
A small medium at large.
What’s another name for a cow?
You... cause you're fat.
Sad to think about legend O.G. Mudbone being no longer with us.
I’m only curious how they closed his casket.
What phone do midgets use?
A MICROphone.
A Texan and an Alaskan walk into a room, and the Alaskan says, "My state is bigger." Then the Texan says, "It won't be when it melts."
Yo mama's so fat, she used a telephone pole as a tampon.
Your mom is so fat that she broke your crush!
Yo forehead is bigger than the Great Wall of China!
I was wondering why the basketball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
When Ant-Man is the size of an atom, how can he breathe?
Friend, your mum's fat.
Me: Well, your mum's so fat, she played pool with the planets.
Yo mama’s so fat, she wore the equator as a belt! Ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Bully: You're so short you hand-glide on a chip.
Short person: Well, at least I don’t look like a giraffe that just came out of an oven!
What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?
One is gigantic, the other is just a little lighter.
