Size jokes
Your hairline is so big, it was used as a highway.
Boobs are like batteries...
AA will get the job done...
C is bigger than AA...
D is bigger that C...
...and if they're square, you don't want to put your tongue on them!
Your mom is so fat, she played bowling with the planets.
Your forehead is so big we could fit the whole alphabet on there.
Me: Hey, do you live in the ocean?
Random guy: Why?
Me: Because you look like a whale.
Ya forehead so big Sakura's forehead seemed small.
Bro, your forehead so big Dakota's forehead seemed small.
Your forehead is so big, John Cena could wrestle on it.
Your forehead is so big, you can fit Santa’s sack on it.
Yo mama so fat, when she play a game, everybody lags.
Why is an elephant big, grey, and hairy?
At least if you're fat you don't need to put as much bathwater in the bath.
Why do orphans love chips?
Because they're all family sized.
Yo mama so fat that when she saw Thanos and he tried to snap her out of existence, it didn't work, and he said, "Man, I quit!"
POV: You walk up to your short friend and say, "How is the weather down there?"
What is small, black and yellow, and drops things?
A fumble bee.
"Ur mum is big."
Your momma's so fat that she is the Earth!
You're so small that when you go to the doctor, he doesn’t know you're there.
Yo Mama is so FAT, it wasn't an iceberg that sank it, she was called, "THE MAMABERG!"