Size

Size jokes

Yo mama so fat when she jumped in the water, the whales started singing "We are a family, even though you fatter than me."

Yo mama is so fat and old, when Jesus said "Let there be Light!" he told your mama to move out of the way!

Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing to this day!

Yo mama so fat!

She sunk the Titanic. She put on a blue coat and they thought she was an iceberg!