Size jokes
Yo mama so fat that she doesn't need the internet, she is worldwide.
Yo momma is so fat, when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mama.
Big Mama. Big Mama can't fit through the door.
Yo mama so fat when she jumped in the water, the whales started singing "We are a family, even though you fatter than me."
Fatty and Skinny were in a bed.
Fatty rolled over, and Skinny was pegged.
73 Earths can fit in Uranus.
I'M SHORTTT!
Yo mama's so fat, when she sits on a dollar, four quarters pop out.
Fatty and Skinny sitting in a bed.
Fatty rolled over, and Skinny was dead.
Your forehead is so big, Mastermind got jealous.
Your forehead is so big and shiny it looks like a solar field.
Yo mama is so fat and old, when Jesus said "Let there be Light!" he told your mama to move out of the way!
Yo momma so fat!
Yo mama so fat, she orbits the sun!
When dwarfs get high, do they just get medium?
Your forehead is so big, I could land a jet plane on it.
Yo mama so big, she thought Christopher Rhoades was a tampon.
Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing to this day!
Yo mama so fat, she's bigger than the universe itself!
Yo mama so fat, when she landed on the earth, the earth cracked like eggs. LOL.