Size jokes
Your mama's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.
You are so fat Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix it!" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Yo mama so fat Trump built a wall around her and not the border.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked across the floor, she fell through it.
Why do cows have big [udders]? Because they have big balls.
Yo mama is so fat that when she jumps, the earth was shaking!
Your mama so fat when she sits on the toilet it sings, "ABC, 123, get your fat ass off of me!"
The joke about the giraffe’s neck is far too long to tell.
What am I if my neck is covered in red bumps, my ears are the size of a giant corn cob, my skin is ruby red, my eyes are bloodshot, I have green skin, and fur growing all over my body? Horribly ugly.
Your mom is so small that she can fit in the luggage.
Yo mama is so fat, she can’t even fit in the suitcase.
Your mama so fat that’s why Hulk gets big.
Yo mama so fat that the Avengers team had to snap five times and say, "Oh my God!"
Why don’t midgets fight? They walk away to be the bigger man.
How do you fit 100 rape victims inside a Mini Cooper?
In the ashtray.
Your hairline is so big, it was used as a highway.
Boobs are like batteries...
AA will get the job done...
C is bigger than AA...
D is bigger that C...
...and if they're square, you don't want to put your tongue on them!
Your mom is so fat, she played bowling with the planets.
Your forehead is so big we could fit the whole alphabet on there.
Me: Hey, do you live in the ocean?
Random guy: Why?
Me: Because you look like a whale.