Your mama so fat she sunk the HMS ship!
Size Jokes
Yo mama so fat, she needs two watches for each timezone.
Every Dorito bag for orphans is family sized.
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped, gravity was no more.
Yo mama is so fat she turned the mermaids to fishes.
Yo mama is so fat, she turned all the mermaids to fishes!
You're so fat, you caused the Titanic to sink!
Yo head so big I can skate on yo head.
I'm talking bout real real big, set a plate on yo head, charge a phone on yo head, build a home on yo head, studio wide, write a song on yo head.
Yo mama's so fat, she invented double doors!
Your forehead is so big that it was used as a billboard.
Yo mama so fat, when she went sky diving everyone screamed "METEOR!!!"
Your forehead is so big I could use it to get free TV.
What kind of wall is the biggest? A whall.
Uranus is larger than Neptune, but Neptune is more massive/heavier. (Fact not joke, also Neptune, don't kill me!)
Yo mama so fat, the last time she 90210 was on a scale.
Yo forehead so big you look like Aeri.
Yo mama so fat when she went on a plane, somebody yelled "A solar eclipse!"
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to get grapes off a bush, the bush says, "Bitch, I never thought they can grow that big!"
Why can’t baby ducks lay eggs? Because their quacks are too small.
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never eat anything that is family size.
