Size jokes
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the baseball tournament, she knocked everyone out of the park.
Yo mama so fat, she needs to go to the gym.
Yo mama's so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Why can't orphans eat Doritos? Because it's family size.
Bro, your head is so big that it shines so bright, it turns into a lightbulb.
Yo mama so fat, everytime she has to use the world's largest knife.
Your mum sunk in the pool because she had a big butt.
What do you call a dwarf?
Adrian!
Your mama so fat she sunk the HMS ship!
Yo mama so fat, she needs two watches for each timezone.
Every Dorito bag for orphans is family sized.
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped, gravity was no more.
Yo mama is so fat she turned the mermaids to fishes.
Yo mama is so fat, she turned all the mermaids to fishes!
You're so fat, you caused the Titanic to sink!
Yo head so big I can skate on yo head.
I'm talking bout real real big, set a plate on yo head, charge a phone on yo head, build a home on yo head, studio wide, write a song on yo head.
Yo mama's so fat, she invented double doors!
Your forehead is so big that it was used as a billboard.
Yo mama so fat, when she went sky diving everyone screamed "METEOR!!!"
Your forehead is so big I could use it to get free TV.