My Penis is big and long what else is... my condom.....cucumber🥒🥒🥒🥜🖕🤬
i swear if i compared the size of your mother and multiplied it by the time your dad was gone, it wouldn't even be close to your hairline.
Chuck Norris' dick is so big that it has its own dick. And his dicks dick is still bigger that Bruce Lee.
How did the man with a small penis become a rapist? His condom fell off
You're so skinny that you use Chapstick as deodorant.
Why do most guns in America have an average mag/clip size of only 30? Because that's the average class size in America.
What are two plus sides to being an orphan are? 1.All your snacks are family sized 2.no one can make jokes about your mama.
Yo mamma so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he was just asking her to get out the way.
Your forehead is so big you can land a jumbo jet on it
Being an orphan isn't all bad. On the bright side, all your snacks are family-sized.
A guy dies and finds himself in Hell. Despondent, he sits on the ground and weeps uncontrollably. Demon: "Why so sad, my friend?"
Guy: "What do you think? I'm in hell!"
Demon: "Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here. You a drinkin' man?"
Guy: "Sure, I love to drink."
Demon: "Well, you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays, that's all we do, is drink. Whiskey, tequila, vodka, beer... We drink till we throw up and then drink some more."
Guy: "Gee, that sounds great!"
Demon: "You a smoker?"
Guy: "You better believe it."
Demon: "Alright! You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from around the world and smoke our fucking lungs out. If you get cancer, it's ok, you're already dead!"
Guy: "Golly"
Demon: "I bet you like to gamble."
Guy: "Yes, as a matter of fact, I do."
Demon: "Good, because Wednesday is gambling day. Craps, blackjack, horse races, you name it."
Guy: "Wow."
Demon: "You like to do drugs?"
Guy: "Well, I love to do drugs. You don't mean..."
Demon: "That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack. Smoke a joint the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want, and if you overdose, it's ok... You're already dead!"
Guy: "Neat! I never realized hell was such a swingin' place!"
Demon: "You gay?"
Guy: "Uh, no."
Demon: "Ohhh... You're gonna hate Fridays...."
Why is Chloe forehead so big, because her forehead is king-sley size.
Your mom is so fat that she can't get internet because she is worldwide.
What's a footlong and slippery?
A slipper.
Yo mama so fat, she plays ping pong with the planets.
Can’t believe how ungrateful my dwarf next-door neighbor is. I saw him waiting at the bus stop earlier today and offered to give him a lift, but he told me to “fuck off.” In the end, I decided to just close my rucksack and walk away.
Do midgets still start their childhood stories off with, "When I was little"?
A blind woman told me I had a big penis yesterday.
I think she was pulling my leg.
I said something in ur ear and then it echoed because of the size of ur forehead because ur brain small
Customer: Can I get this in a smaller size and a different color?
Employee: Ma’am, this is an adoption agency, you can’t do that here!
