Size jokes

Yo mama so fat that when he was talking to a man, her bowels fell out.

Yo mama so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he asked her to move out the way.

Yo mama so fat, she the reason why Moses split the Red Sea.

Yo mama so fat, when I swerved to miss her, I ran out of gas.

Yo mama's so fat, when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND the house.

I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. Then it hit me.

Yo mama so fat that when she went on the scale, it showed her phone number.

Yo mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his fingers, she was still there.

Your mama is so fat that when she went to the scale, it said, "No elephants allowed!"

Yo mama's so fat, Thanos had to clap.

What should you do if you meet a giant? Use big words.

Yo mama so fat, when she went up the elevator, the World Trade Center collapsed.

What did the elephant say to the naked man?

"How do you breathe through that tiny thing?"

Does that dick match that forehead? 👀

When your girlfriend says it is too small, you say, "Just enjoy the small thing."

Yo mama so fat, she went to space and there was no space left.

Joe mama so fat when she went to the movies, she sat next to everybody.

Joe mama so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time, please."

Joe mama so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "To be continued."

"Yo mama is so fat that when I buried her, she made the Earth round."

Yo mama so fat you can see her from 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 galaxies away!

You're shorter than a thumbtack, like, boy, your auntie is probably taller than you.