Yo mama is so fat your dad could never get away.
Your mum is so fat that she took a spoon to the supercool.
The ball kept getting bigger and bigger...
And then it hit me.
Your mom is so fat that the photographer had to go to the moon just to click the photo of her belly button.
Yo mama so fat that when she landed on the moon, instead of saying "One small step for man kind," she said, "One small step for world domination!"
He’s so short no one can see you very close by.
Yo mama so fat, she could fly a hot air balloon by letting out her gas.
Yo mama so fat, when she bought a fur coat, she made a whole species extinct.
The short kid came earlier than I thought. Guess he came with such short notice.
Yo mama so fat, she had to have 5 doorways to get anywhere!
Yo mama is so fat that when she fell over, she created the Grand Canyon.
Yo mama so fat, flat earthers say she's round.
Yo hairline so put back that you could put 10 big size ramen noodles there.
What is 6 inches tall when bricked up and is loved by women?
A strong man’s biceps.
What's bigger than the Milky Way?
Michael Jackson's nose.
You are so fat that when you jump into the pool, everyone gets out.
"You momo joso fat, she went in the ocean and the whales came up to her and started singing, ""We Are Family"" even though you are father than me."
Yo mama so fat that when she sits, she makes a 7.4 earthquake.
Your forehead is deeper than the ocean.
You're so fat that when they tried to print a picture of you through the computer, they couldn't fit you in the whole picture because you were so big!
