Size

Size jokes

Joe mama so fat when she went to the movies, she sat next to everybody.

Joe mama so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time, please."

Joe mama so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "To be continued."

No matter how big the jar, there is one thing that can never fit inside it. What is it?

Yo mama is so fat, when she wore yellow, the kids thought they missed the bus.

Yo mama is so small that when she saw the Titanic, she called it the size of the Netherlands.

The only thing running in THIS family’s your big ass mouth! Oh, I’d better shut up, or Big Bertha’s gonna confuse my head for a burger!