why cant orphans have chips : because it s family size
Why couldn't the orphan buy chips?
They were all family sized.
Yo forehead so large it has its own gravitational pull
this jokes short just like joe bidens penis oh wait if I were to make a joke to the size of joe bidens penis
i wouldnt write a joke.
Yo mama's so fat, her pad is a king-size mattress.
Your forehead is so big, Megamind thought you were his brother.
The size doesn’t matter-Ana from frozen
Whats the food orpbans cant eat -family sized icecream
If you kayak with a cap on and the kayak capsizes whether or not the cap falls off depends on the cap size
If a midget does meth does he get high or get medium
any food a orphan has is a family sized meal
I go to venes to get a bigger pines
Yo mama's so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
every dorito bag for orphans is family sized
Uranus is larger than Neptune but Neptune is more massive/heavier. (Fact not joke also Neptune don't kill me)
Why can’t baby ducks lay eggs... cus there quacks too small
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never eat anything that is family size.
A boy and girl in high school started dating for a while and things were going so well that the girl decided to invite the boy on a weekend trip. She said, "I want you to come spend the weekend at our lakehouse and meet my parents. While we're there, I'd also like to take our relationship to the next level." "I'm there," the boy replied.
The boy was so excited that he ran straight to the pharmacy to pick up some protection. He walked up to the pharmacist and told him about his weekend to come and said he needed some condoms. The pharmacist asked, "Do you want the 3 pack, 6 pack, or family sized 24 pack?" The boy replied, "I plan on getting busy all weekend. I'm not gonna stop pounding her till I'm black and blue. Give me the family pack." "Sure thing," said the pharmacist.
That weekend the boy went to the lakehouse and the whole family was sitting down at the dinner table to pray. The girl's father asked the boy to say grace. The boy prayed and prayed. Almost ten minutes went by. Finally, the girl leaned over to the boy and said, "You never told me that you were so religious." The boy replied, "You never told me that your dad was a pharmacist."
Yo mama so fat when she jumped in the water, the whales started singing "We are a family, even though you fatter than me."
73 Earths can fit in Uranus.
