What is 6 inches and long?
A Slim Jim.
You're so fat, when you went on the scale it said "to be continued."
You're so fat, when you went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."
Ur mama so fat she needs two watches because she's in different time zones.
"Joe Mama so fat she plays pool table the Earth."
Your mama is so fat, when her husband said, "Let's go to the Super Bowl," she bought a spoon.
You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat, a running person behind you shouted, "Taxi!"
You're so fat you sunk Captain Crunch's ship.
You're so fat your blood type is Nutella.
What are two plus sides to being an orphan?
1. All your snacks are family sized.
2. No one can make jokes about your mama.
Your head is so big, it looks like traffic is able to fit on it!
Joe mama's so fat, her belly button gets home an hour before she does.
Your forehead is so big you have to wear a hoodie for the Rock to see your ego because your forehead is so big.
Yo momma so fat that she could fit the entire map of the world on her body.
You're so fat, you went on a scale and it said, "One at a time."
Yo mamma so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he was just asking her to get out the way.
Yo momma so fat, when she said, "Order in the court," she really meant burgers and fries.
I scaled your forehead, and all I saw was 1000.
Yo hairline so large, you could land a fighter jet on it.
Your forehead is so big that it's a 20 dollar taxi ride from your eyebrow to your hairline.
Short girl: "How do you see up there?"
Tall guy: "Who said that?"
I spit my drink out and then ran away.
