What is small, black and yellow, and drops things?
A fumble bee.
Your momma's so fat that she is the Earth!
Yo so small that wen you go the doctor he doesn’t no you there
If you had the strength of an ant, you could lift the pyramid of Giza.
(Ants can lift items 20x their weight.)
Yo mama so fat that when she farted, Big Shaq took off his jacket.
Run on a sandpaper floor-treadmill hybrid in a medium sized room for 24 hours. It will be fun!
Your forehead's so big that it has its own gravitational pull.
That forehead is so tall it can eat a plane! Open wide!
What is the difference between a dwarf and a midget?
Very little.
Why did the dwarf get a job at Lidl?
Because every Lidl helps.
Your forehead is so big they call you the Leaning Tower of Forehead!
Yo mama so fat, when she ordered a water bed they gave her the Pacific Ocean.
Why can't dwarfs be depressed?
Because they are compressed.
why cant orphans have chips : because it s family size
Why couldn't the orphan buy chips?
They were all family sized.
I hate writing dwarf jokes, but I normally keep them short.
Your forehead is so large, if I drew an H on it, maybe Kobe could've landed.
Yo forehead so large it has its own gravitational pull
Your forehead is so big Mega Mind gets jealous.
this jokes short just like joe bidens penis oh wait if I were to make a joke to the size of joe bidens penis
i wouldnt write a joke.
