Size

Size Jokes

Behavior

If someone is bullying you for being fat, remember, you're the bigger person, a MUCH bigger person.

Atom

I was with my friend atom the other day. He’s pretty tall . . . Compared to you.

Hairline

Your hairline is so big, Niagara Falls said, "Oh, looks like we've got some competition!"

Hairline

I swear, if I compared the size of your mother and multiplied it by the time your dad was gone, it wouldn't even be close to your hairline.

Mama

Blood may be thicker than water, but yo mama is thicker than anything!

Mama

Your mama is so fat that when she went to run in a yellow jumpsuit, the kids thought they missed the school bus.

Dick

Chuck Norris' dick is so big that it has its own dick. And his dick's dick is still bigger than Bruce Lee.

Mama

Yo mama is so fat, she jumped on a trampoline and she broke it.

Mum

Your mum is so fat, when she was in front of my apartment, I couldn't get in.

Mum

Your mum is so fat, when she roleplayed Wonder Woman, she couldn't fit in the invisible jet.

Mama

Yo mama so fat she got married by 20 men, but they think there's only one side of her! I tried making one of my own.

Mama

Yo mama so fat, she doesn't count as 1 person bro, she counts as 40 people.

Mama

Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he just asked her to move.

Mom

Bro, if you think about it, your mom and God have one thing in common... They're both big.