Size

Size jokes

If someone is bullying you for being fat, remember, you're the bigger person, a MUCH bigger person.

I was with my friend atom the other day. He’s pretty tall . . . Compared to you.

Your hairline is so big, Niagara Falls said, "Oh, looks like we've got some competition!"

I swear, if I compared the size of your mother and multiplied it by the time your dad was gone, it wouldn't even be close to your hairline.

Your mama is so fat that when she went to run in a yellow jumpsuit, the kids thought they missed the school bus.

Chuck Norris' dick is so big that it has its own dick. And his dick's dick is still bigger than Bruce Lee.

Yo mama so fat, she eat 60 Big Macs while singing "Badaaha."