The pinnacle of loyalty is that an ant married an elephant, and after he died, she spent her entire life burying him :)
Why are Mexican families so big?
They donβt know how to put a condom on.
The Earth was flat until yo mama buried herself.
Yo mama so thick, they need an aircraft carrier to take her places.
Yo mama so fat, she was the asteroid that killed the dinos.
Yo mama so fat when she goes to the shoe store, she needs to take their advice and get XXXXL.
Yo mama so fat that when she pooped, poop exploded everywhere!
Yo mama so fat that John Cena couldnβt get her down with an Attitude Adjustment!
Yo mama so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he asked her to move out the way.
Yo mama so fat, she the reason why Moses split the Red Sea.
Yo mama's so fat, when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND the house.
What should you do if you meet a giant? Use big words.
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"How do you breathe through that tiny thing?"
Does that dick match that forehead? π
When your girlfriend says it is too small, you say, "Just enjoy the small thing."
Joe mama so fat when she went to the movies, she sat next to everybody.
Joe mama so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time, please."
Joe mama so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "To be continued."
Yo mama so fat you can see her from 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 galaxies away!
You're shorter than a thumbtack, like, boy, your auntie is probably taller than you.
The Earth was flat once. 'Til yo mama got buried.
If you drive a Lamborghini, then you have a tiny weenie.
