Yo mama so fat, when she took a picture of herself, her phone ran out of storage.
Your mum so fat that when she sat down she said, "Why are there so many people under me?"
Yo mama so fat that when she gets in the truck, it breaks.
Yo mama so fat that you need a jack stand to get her up.
Your mom is so fat that she cannot look at her feet when taking a shower.
Yo mama so fat that she needs 12 queen size mattresses to go to sleep.
Yo mama so fat that when she was in Uranus, she picked her butthole.
The pinnacle of loyalty is that an ant married an elephant, and after he died, she spent her entire life burying him :)
Why are Mexican families so big?
They don’t know how to put a condom on.
Yo mama's so fat, when she went to the beach in a blue dress, everyone screamed "tsunami!"
The Earth was flat until yo mama buried herself.
Yo mama so thick, they need an aircraft carrier to take her places.
Yo mama so fat, she was the asteroid that killed the dinos.
Yo mama so fat when she goes to the shoe store, she needs to take their advice and get XXXXL.
Yo mama so fat that when she pooped, poop exploded everywhere!
Yo mama so fat that John Cena couldn’t get her down with an Attitude Adjustment!
Yo mama so fat that when he was talking to a man, her bowels fell out.
Yo mama so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he asked her to move out the way.
Yo mama so fat, she the reason why Moses split the Red Sea.
Yo mama so fat, when I swerved to miss her, I ran out of gas.
