Yo mama so fat, she was the asteroid that killed the dinos.
Yo mama so fat when she goes to the shoe store, she needs to take their advice and get XXXXL.
Yo mama so fat that when she pooped, poop exploded everywhere!
Yo mama so fat that John Cena couldn’t get her down with an Attitude Adjustment!
Yo mama so fat, she the reason why Moses split the Red Sea.
What should you do if you meet a giant? Use big words.
Does that dick match that forehead? đź‘€
When your girlfriend says it is too small, you say, "Just enjoy the small thing."
Yo mama so fat you can see her from 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 galaxies away!
You're shorter than a thumbtack, like, boy, your auntie is probably taller than you.
If you drive a Lamborghini, then you have a tiny weenie.
No matter how big the jar, there is one thing that can never fit inside it. What is it?
God needed an extra two hands to make your fat ass of a mother.
Yo mum is so small that when she saw the titanic she called it the size of the neatherlands
Yo mama is so fat, when she saw the Titanic, she called it small.
yo mama so big her belt size said equator
You're so fat, when you jumped, the whole planet wiggled.
The only thing running in THIS family’s your big ass mouth! Oh, I’d better shut up, or Big Bertha’s gonna confuse my head for a burger!
I bet when you take a bath, they give you the whole pool. No, better yet, the ocean!
This town ain't big enough for the one of you.
