Size jokes

Yo mama so fat that when she was in Uranus, she picked her butthole.

The pinnacle of loyalty is that an ant married an elephant, and after he died, she spent her entire life burying him :)

Why are Mexican families so big?

They don’t know how to put a condom on.

Yo mama's so fat, when she went to the beach in a blue dress, everyone screamed "tsunami!"

The Earth was flat until yo mama buried herself.

Yo mama so thick, they need an aircraft carrier to take her places.

Yo mama so fat, she was the asteroid that killed the dinos.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the shoe store, she needs to take their advice and get XXXXL.

Yo mama so fat, she needs 17 iPhones to take a selfie.

Yo mama so fat that she would die before reaching the gates of heaven.

Yo mama so fat that when she pooped, poop exploded everywhere!

Yo mama so fat that John Cena couldn’t get her down with an Attitude Adjustment!

Yo mama so fat that when he was talking to a man, her bowels fell out.

Yo mama so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he asked her to move out the way.

Yo mama so fat, she the reason why Moses split the Red Sea.

Yo mama so fat, when I swerved to miss her, I ran out of gas.

Yo mama's so fat, when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND the house.

I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. Then it hit me.

Yo mama so fat that when she went on the scale, it showed her phone number.

Yo mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his fingers, she was still there.