New Size Jokes - Page 4 - Worst Jokes Ever

I hope your cookie is too big to fit in your glass of milk

All normal sized babies a delivered by stork.

Heavier babies are delivered by crane.

What is a King's favorite sized candy? King sized candy!

What is bigger than an elephant but smaller than an elephant?

I different sized elephant

I was walking to the store and then this boy told me "I'm an orphan and I have no money" he wanted M&Ms I gave him Family sized

Yo mama so fat that when I banged her in the jacuzzi, there was a level 8 tsunami.

2 simple steps to get 15,000 people to follow you step 1. Buy a bottle of water (doesn't matter the size) step 2 . Run through Africa with that bottle of water. Perfect now You got yourself half the population there following you

Yo mama so fat, she was the iceberg that sank the Titanic.

Why does china have the biggest eyewear ? because all there eyes are to small

Being an orphan isn’t all bad. On the bright side, all your snacks are family sized.

Why did Mary have a little lamb? Because a big one was too much in bed.

A snorlax was in a bar. And he was drinking beer when an Eevee and a Rockruff hopped onto a stool. The Eevee ordered an oranberry special for the both of them.

Snorlax: Y'all make the perfect couple.

Random Zorua: Dragonite, is it just an illusion, or is that snorlax fatter than this region?

why do cows have big because they have big balls

What am I if my neck is covered in red bumps, my ears are the size of a giant corn cob, my skin is ruby red, my eyes are bloodshot, I have green skin, and fur growing all over my body? Horribly ugly.

Why don’t midgets fight? They walk away to be the bigger man.

Boobs are like batteries... AA will get the job done... C is bigger than AA... D is bigger that C... ...and if they're square, you don't want to put your tongue on them!