No matter how big the jar, there is one thing that can never fit inside it. What is it?
God needed an extra two hands to make your fat ass of a mother.
Yo mama is so fat, when she wore yellow, the kids thought they missed the bus.
Yo mama is so small that when she saw the Titanic, she called it the size of the Netherlands.
Yo mama is so fat, when she saw the Titanic, she called it small.
Yo mama so big, her belt size said "equator."
You're so fat, when you jumped, the whole planet wiggled.
The only thing running in THIS family’s your big ass mouth! Oh, I’d better shut up, or Big Bertha’s gonna confuse my head for a burger!
I bet when you take a bath, they give you the whole pool. No, better yet, the ocean!
This town ain't big enough for the one of you.
"Yo mama so fat when she got buried it took them all the trees on Earth for her coffin."
Your mom is so fat, she looks like she ate the marshmallow from Ghostbusters.
Why did the Puerto Rican American 🇺🇸 🇵🇷 that was a gay male 🇺🇸 🇵🇷 that was born physically challenged not say anything to a group of gay white men that were not physically challenged after they called him a size queen after the Puerto Rican American 🇺🇸 🇵🇷 that was born physically challenged was done taking turns giving them a blowjob and was done taking turns swallowing their sweet cum? 🇺🇸 🇵🇷
Because it was the best meal that he ever had since he has been in prison for 30 years. 🇺🇸 🇵🇷
Your mama so fat, it took all the trees to build her a coffin.
Yo mama so fat she is the Google JavaScript loading.
If I measured your forehead, it would be 100,000,000,000,000,000 miles long.
You're so fat, you have your own gravitational pull.
America get pranked lol.
Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.
Oh wait...
Your forehead is so big, the earth split in half!
Your mum (mom) so fat, she wore a yellow T-shirt, they said "Taxi!"
