Size jokes

Yo mama so thick, they need an aircraft carrier to take her places.

Yo mama so fat, she was the asteroid that killed the dinos.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the shoe store, she needs to take their advice and get XXXXL.

Yo mama so fat, she needs 17 iPhones to take a selfie.

Yo mama so fat that she would die before reaching the gates of heaven.

Yo mama so fat that when she pooped, poop exploded everywhere!

Yo mama so fat that John Cena couldn’t get her down with an Attitude Adjustment!

Yo mama so fat that when he was talking to a man, her bowels fell out.

Yo mama so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he asked her to move out the way.

Yo mama so fat, she the reason why Moses split the Red Sea.

Yo mama so fat, when I swerved to miss her, I ran out of gas.

Yo mama's so fat, when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND the house.

I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. Then it hit me.

Yo mama so fat that when she went on the scale, it showed her phone number.

Yo mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his fingers, she was still there.

Your mama is so fat that when she went to the scale, it said, "No elephants allowed!"

Yo mama's so fat, Thanos had to clap.

What should you do if you meet a giant? Use big words.

Yo mama so fat, when she went up the elevator, the World Trade Center collapsed.

What did the elephant say to the naked man?

"How do you breathe through that tiny thing?"