Yo mama's so fat, when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND the house.
I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. Then it hit me.
Yo mama so fat that when she went on the scale, it showed her phone number.
Yo mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his fingers, she was still there.
Your mama is so fat that when she went to the scale, it said, "No elephants allowed!"
Yo mama's so fat, Thanos had to clap.
What should you do if you meet a giant? Use big words.
Yo mama so fat, when she went up the elevator, the World Trade Center collapsed.
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"How do you breathe through that tiny thing?"
Does that dick match that forehead? 👀
When your girlfriend says it is too small, you say, "Just enjoy the small thing."
Joe mama so fat when she went to the movies, she sat next to everybody.
Joe mama so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time, please."
Joe mama so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "To be continued."
Yo mama so fat you can see her from 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 galaxies away!
You're shorter than a thumbtack, like, boy, your auntie is probably taller than you.
The Earth was flat once. 'Til yo mama got buried.
If you drive a Lamborghini, then you have a tiny weenie.
Your mama is so fat, when Thanos snapped his finger, she only lost weight.
No matter how big the jar, there is one thing that can never fit inside it. What is it?
God needed an extra two hands to make your fat ass of a mother.
Your mom's so fat, when she entered a fat contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
