Size

Size Jokes

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the shoe store, she needs to take their advice and get XXXXL.

Yo mama so fat that John Cena couldn’t get her down with an Attitude Adjustment!

Yo mama so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he asked her to move out the way.

Your mama is so fat that when she went to the scale, it said, "No elephants allowed!"

Yo mama so fat, when she went up the elevator, the World Trade Center collapsed.