Six jokes
Did you hear about the two burglars that stole a calendar?
I hear they got six months each.
8008135 is my favorite number.
The worst ratio is 6:9.
And last but not least, "Why was six afraid of seven?" Seven eight nine. But why was six with nine? Because when you put them together, you get 69. But why was six mad at nine? Because Nine eight six, too.
A friend texts to another:
"Hey." They reply, "What's up?"
The first friend then replies with a simple answer, "The sky!" But the other friend intervenes and says, "No, it's the ceiling!"
To then the first friend finishes the greeting with, "Unless you're homeless or six feet under."
Why is 7 afraid of 6?
Because 7 is a vegetarian and 6 is a cannibal.
Why was six scared of seven? Because seven ate nine.
What's red, 6 inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry when I feed it to her?
Her miscarriage.
What’s the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds?
There’s twenty of them.
What is 6 inches long and makes women scream? Stillbirth...
I have two heads, four eyes, and six ears, what am I?
Ugly.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9!!!
Why is 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
Yo mama is so slow, they had to wait six hours for the crane to finally show up.
Child predators: "You're so six-y."
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because seven eight (ate) nine.
What's 6ft long, red, and my girlfriend cries when I feed it to her?
A miscarriage.
What's the best thing about f***ing twenty-six year olds?
There's twenty of them.
Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 was a registered *sex* offender.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Answer: Because 7 8 9.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate nine.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender.