A fly is 6 inches above water, and a fish sees it and it leaps out and gets the fly. Then a bear grabs the fish and eats it. Then a hunter shot the bear, and a mouse saw some crackers and then leaped on the cracker and ate it. Then a cat runs down to get the mouse, trips, and falls into the water, and that's the story of how six inches can get a pussy wet.
Did you hear about the two burglars that stole a calendar?
I hear they got six months each.
8008135 is my favorite number.
The worst ratio is 6:9.
And last but not least, "Why was six afraid of seven?" Seven eight nine. But why was six with nine? Because when you put them together, you get 69. But why was six mad at nine? Because Nine eight six, too.
A friend texts to another:
"Hey." They reply, "What's up?"
The first friend then replies with a simple answer, "The sky!" But the other friend intervenes and says, "No, it's the ceiling!"
To then the first friend finishes the greeting with, "Unless you're homeless or six feet under."
Why was six scared of seven? Because seven ate nine.
What’s the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds?
There’s twenty of them.
I have two heads, four eyes, and six ears, what am I?
Ugly.
Why is 6 scared of 7 Because 7 8 9
Why was 7 afraid of 9, because he's a registered six offender.
Yo mama is so slow, they had to wait six hours for the crane to finally show up.
Child predators: "You're so six-y."
What's the best thing about f***ing twenty-six year olds?
There's twenty of them.
Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 was a registered *sex* offender.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate nine
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate six, five!
A programmer and his wife.
She says, "We're out of bread. Please go to the grocery store and buy one. And if they've got eggs, get six."
After a while, he's back with six loaves of bread.
The wife asks, "Why did you buy 6 loaves of bread?"
He replies, "They had eggs."
