Yo mama is so slow they had to wait six hours for the crane to finally show
Whats the best thing about fucking twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them.
Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate nine
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven six five!
A programmer and his wife.
She says, "We're out of bread. Please go the grocery store and buy one. And if they've got eggs, get six."
After a while, he's back with six loaves of bread.
The wife asks, "Why did you buy 6 loaves of bread?"
He replies, "They had eggs."
