Six jokes
Why was six scared of seven? Because seven ate nine.
What’s the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds?
There’s twenty of them.
I have two heads, four eyes, and six ears, what am I?
Ugly.
Why is 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because he's a registered sex offender.
Yo mama is so slow, they had to wait six hours for the crane to finally show up.
Child predators: "You're so six-y."
What's the best thing about f***ing twenty-six year olds?
There's twenty of them.
Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 was a registered *sex* offender.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate nine.
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate six, five!
A programmer and his wife.
She says, "We're out of bread. Please go to the grocery store and buy one. And if they've got eggs, get six."
After a while, he's back with six loaves of bread.
The wife asks, "Why did you buy 6 loaves of bread?"
He replies, "They had eggs."