Sister Jokes

whats the difference between a lambo and a boner

your sister didnt give me a lambo

My little sister called my name a few minutes after I put her to bed. ùshe told me that the was something in her closet. I checked the closet and told her there was nothing there, but told her she could still sleep in my room with me. I was thinking that was the best way to get her out of the room before he noticed I saw him.

What do tampons and your sister have in common!

Most states:

"It's ok, it won't be awkward. We're still friends."

Alabama:

"She didn't wanna be my girlfriend anymore. But she said she'll still be my sister."

“I bought my little sister a trampoline for her birthday but all she wants to do is sit in her wheelchair and cry”

My sister argued with me that you can't make a car out of spaghetti, you should have seen her face when I drove pasta

So a girl goes to Santa in the mall, and Santa asks what she would like for Christmas. So the kid says: “a little sister”. So then Santa says: “bring me your mother!”

So my dad said to me and my sister don't fight but did he mean "fist fight" or "yelling fight?"

When my dad left he said he would bring back the milk but 20 years later he only came with my new sister and eggs. And I confronted him and he said "I used all the milk to make your sister"

Name Something you practiced kissing on as a kid.

Sister SWEET HOME ALABAMA

5 4 3 2 1. A castle ways a ton. 5 4 3 2 1. The Queen of England's won. I never thought she'd get it done, but her sister is a nun.

my sister reminds me of 911 one moan of OMG got everyone's attention.

Once my sister was a sister now shes a blister

Teacher: People with Depression never get anywhere in life. Student 1: My mom has depression, but she died. Student 2: My sister has depression and she's going to Therapy. Student 3: My Dad Has depression, and he's Doing REALLY Well

Pp almighty stabeth thy! Then my sister said just put it in.