My sister has cows and after 4 months she said the was a miss steak.
my sister gives her hamster to my brother since she thinks im irresponsible so i throw it out the window
Me:whats yellow and cant swim?
My sister: What??
Me:a school bus filled with kids
So i was eating this girl out the other day and I GOT AIDS HOW DOES A 9 YEAR OLD GIVE ME AIDS i guess my sister was hanging around the the wrong crowd
whats the differences between a t rex and your sister i can’t stick my dick in a dinosaur
went to my friend’s house fucked his sister
i hade a fun fenaral / birthday
How do you circumcise a redneck?
You kick his sister in the jaw.
whats the difference between a lambo and a boner
your sister didnt give me a lambo
How do you circumcise a redneck Kick his sister in the chin
My sister says DAD and repeats and this is my dad WOULD U STOP me 😑
I told my sister a Dairy joke,
She said it was cheesy.
my sister said im stupig todah and shes the on whu wrot dis
today I told my Sis knock knock and she said who’s there and I said I Eat eat my mop and she said I eat mop poo instead of who
my sister and I were hanging out when she opened her drawer and pulled out 3 condoms and said “pick one”
Once upon a time, fraternal twins, brother and sisters, with almost 100% equal DNA were separated at birth. At the age of 42, they were married, had 2 sons and 2 daughter. They took an ancestryDNA test, and the results were scientifically sexually shocking.
What did the pond brother say to his lake sister?
Oasis! (Oh hey sis!)
My mom show me that she could deep throat a banana. I ask how you know how to do that. My mom said I practice on your step father.
If you have a twin sister do you have the same name? Only if you’re mom and dad give you the same name
What did the tree say to his sister? Wood you please leaf me alone you son of a birch.
My sister said the onion is the only vegetable that can make you cry … So I threw a carrot at her