If there is a divorce in West Virginia Are they still brother and Sister?
My sister got in a car crash a couple days ago. When she got to the hospital, the doctor told her that she needed to get metal mechanics in her leg. She got really scared and yelled at the doctor telling them that, “I will not get those implanted in my leg.” I guess she just doesn’t associate with knee gears.
my sister gives her hamster to my brother since she thinks im irresponsible so i throw it out the window
I was thinking of a good accident joke and I asked my sister, she said you
Sister: (moaning) go get mom, she’d love this Me: but Billy’s with her right now Billy: UGHHHH…MMMMM Dad: hurry up Billy, I want to see you for a moment…
My sister keeps cursing… so I made fun of her… fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk, fowl language is for chickens!
So I was f**g this bh right, and I thought I had aides. So I go and get tested. Turns out I did get aides. Now what I’m wondering is where the hell does an eight year old get aides?! I guess my sister needs new friends…
Yo sis come here sis: what. Me: oh sorry you doing school sis: yup me can i go sis:no way you’re going to hug me me: i love you
Yesterday I was fucking my sister and she said’ you fuck a lot like dad I said “really mum said that too.”
Sometimes I feel ugly , then I think of my sister and get over it.
My sister has cows and after 4 months she said the was a miss steak.
my sister and I were hanging out when she opened her drawer and pulled out 3 condoms and said “pick one”
What is the difference between you’re girlfriend and you’re sister
There both sweet home Alabama
Your sister so ugly she made hello kitty say goodbye
My 3 year old sister kept saying i like your cut g everytime she does i dodge and close my eyes but she’s the one who always end up running
My sister said the onion is the only vegetable that can make you cry … So I threw a carrot at her
5 4 3 2 1. A castle ways a ton. 5 4 3 2 1. The Queen of England’s won. I never thought she’d get it done, but her sister is a nun.
My sis a fat cow
Bf: Do you love me?
Gf: Most of time.
Bf: Well it’s either yes or no.
Bf: Well when is it that you don’t love me?
Gf: 2:30 to 4:00. Every time when you to the river an hour than it takes me a half hour to love you again.
Gf: Cuz you always see that OTHER GIRL.
Bf: MY LOVE! That other girl is my sister!!!
whats the differences between a t rex and your sister i can’t stick my dick in a dinosaur