Sister Jokes

why do sisters hate u?

because ur their favorite step brother:P

today I told my Sis knock knock and she said who’s there and I said I Eat eat my mop and she said I eat mop poo instead of who

my sister is so annoying she won 10000$to go to hel

Why did the brother cross the road? Because The Sister Farted.

I have an auntie who has no arms and no legs. She is my dad's half sister.

So I'm banging the fuck out of this slutty chick, right? And I'm thinking to myself, "She's PROBABLY got AIDS." So I go and get myself tested and, lo-and-behold, I'm positive. This gets me thinking, "Where the fuck does an eight year old get AIDS?!" "Who has my sister been hanging out with?!"

So my sister is a feminist I asked her what do you to hear a rape joke she said no I still decided to force one down her throat anyway.

Boy: why is my sister named Rose Dad: someone threw a rose out of a car and it hit her in the head Boy: okay Dad Dad: No problem Brick

What did one cell say to his sister when she stepped on his toe? Mitosis!

My sister says DAD and repeats and this is my dad WOULD U STOP me 😑

my sister gives her hamster to my brother since she thinks im irresponsible so i throw it out the window

Little Sally found out that she had hair on her private area and whent up to her mom and asked "mom I have hair on my privates,what is it?" "OH honey thats your monkey." The mom says So little Sally runs up to her big sister and says "my monkey has hair on it" so the sister replies with a laugh "you think thats cool my monkey is already eating bananas

My friend was pissed of with me. I was sniffing his sisters knickers. It was worse that they were still on her. It was worse the family were there. It made the rest of her funeral really awkward

my sister is pregnant i’m a be a dad

yeah u can call me daddy son

my sister and I were hanging out when she opened her drawer and pulled out 3 condoms and said "pick one"

You have to do this and my sister said well I don't care and I said well you care enough to respond back oh my gosh.

So I was f*****g this b***h right, and I thought I had aides. So I go and get tested. Turns out I did get aides. Now what I'm wondering is where the hell does an eight year old get aides?! I guess my sister needs new friends...