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Brother

Anonymous

If there is a divorce in West Virginia Are they still brother and Sister?

Legs

IkkyVikkyStikky

My sister got in a car crash a couple days ago. When she got to the hospital, the doctor told her that she needed to get metal mechanics in her leg. She got really scared and yelled at the doctor telling them that, “I will not get those implanted in my leg.” I guess she just doesn’t associate with knee gears.

Brother

franchesco

my sister gives her hamster to my brother since she thinks im irresponsible so i throw it out the window

Accident

Lil Twig

I was thinking of a good accident joke and I asked my sister, she said you

Dad

Ken

Sister: (moaning) go get mom, she’d love this Me: but Billy’s with her right now Billy: UGHHHH…MMMMM Dad: hurry up Billy, I want to see you for a moment…

Chicken

Anonymous

My sister keeps cursing… so I made fun of her… fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk, fowl language is for chickens!

Hell

Anonymous

So I was f**g this bh right, and I thought I had aides. So I go and get tested. Turns out I did get aides. Now what I’m wondering is where the hell does an eight year old get aides?! I guess my sister needs new friends…

School

Anonymous sis

Yo sis come here sis: what. Me: oh sorry you doing school sis: yup me can i go sis:no way you’re going to hug me me: i love you

Dad

Anonymous

Yesterday I was fucking my sister and she said’ you fuck a lot like dad I said “really mum said that too.”

Ugliness

unicorn sprinkles

Sometimes I feel ugly , then I think of my sister and get over it.

Cow

Anonymous

My sister has cows and after 4 months she said the was a miss steak.

Hang

yolo polo

my sister and I were hanging out when she opened her drawer and pulled out 3 condoms and said “pick one”

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Difference

Jaylyn

What is the difference between you’re girlfriend and you’re sister

There both sweet home Alabama

Ugliness

Rats

Your sister so ugly she made hello kitty say goodbye

Cut

dev

My 3 year old sister kept saying i like your cut g everytime she does i dodge and close my eyes but she’s the one who always end up running

Cry

Your next door newborn

My sister said the onion is the only vegetable that can make you cry … So I threw a carrot at her

Nun

Gwen

5 4 3 2 1. A castle ways a ton. 5 4 3 2 1. The Queen of England’s won. I never thought she’d get it done, but her sister is a nun.

Fat

Anonymous

My sis a fat cow

Girl

Gwen

Bf: Do you love me?

Gf: Most of time.

Bf: Well it’s either yes or no.

Gf: …

Bf: Well when is it that you don’t love me?

Gf: 2:30 to 4:00. Every time when you to the river an hour than it takes me a half hour to love you again.

Bf: Why?

Gf: Cuz you always see that OTHER GIRL.

Bf: MY LOVE! That other girl is my sister!!!

Gf: Ohh…

Difference

Anonymous

whats the differences between a t rex and your sister i can’t stick my dick in a dinosaur

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