Difference

Jaylyn

What is the difference between you’re girlfriend and you’re sister

There both sweet home Alabama

Funeral

Anonymous

My friend was pissed of with me. I was sniffing his sisters knickers. It was worse that they were still on her. It was worse the family were there. It made the rest of her funeral really awkward

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Finger

Anonymous

What did Luke Skywalker say when he saw someone bullying his sister? You better not Leia finger on her!

Girl

takshi

Girl: How do you feel about abortion? Dad: Ask your sister Girl: I don’t have a …

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Taste

Anonymous

How do you know your sister is on her period? Your dad’s c–k tastes like s–t!

Difference

Zane

What’s the difference between my phone and my sister? I actually give a damn if my phone dies.

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Annoying

josh`

my sister is so annoying she won 10000$to go to hel

Nun

Scott

Three nuns are on their way up to heaven after having been involved in a terrible minibus crash on the Italian Alps that killed them and the driver (he went the other direction!) As they’re approaching the Pearly Gates to be interview by St. Peter, they are requested by an attendant to form a single line and wait. Sister Agnes is first, Sister Bernadette behind her and Sister Carmel on the end. Finally, St. Peter approaches the nuns to determine their worthiness for entry to Heaven. He says to the first nun : “Sister Agnes, have you ever seen the penis of a man”? Sister Agnes bursts into tears and says : Yes, St. Peter, I have, but please don’t let this prevent me from entering the Kingdom of Heaven". St. Peter says : “Never fear, my child. Say a thousand Hail Marys and then go over to that font of Holy Water and wash your eyes out, then you shall enter the Kingdom of Heaven”. Sister Carmel sees what’s going on and taps Sister Bernadette on the shoulder, somewhat urgently. “Pssst - hey Bernie”!, she says. Sister Bernadette asks : “What is it?” A little annoyed. Sister Carmel says : “Do you mind if we swap places”? Sister Bernadette replies : “What for”? Sister Carmel says : “Well, I wouldn’t mind gargling before you stick your ass in there”!

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Legs

Anonymous

I have an auntie who has no arms and no legs. She is my dad’s half sister.

Fart

Anonymous

Why did the brother cross the road? Because The Sister Farted.

Name

Unknown

Boy: why is my sister named Rose Dad: someone threw a rose out of a car and it hit her in the head Boy: okay Dad Dad: No problem Brick

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Hill

Anonymous

How do you circumcise a hill billy… Kick his sister in the jaw

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Attention

Incest is great

my sister reminds me of 911 one moan of OMG got everyone’s attention.

Smell

Anonymous

So I was doing a project in my class and my teacher asked me to give an example of allusion, which is referencing something else with a word.

So I answered, “Jane 9/11ed her little sisters Jenga kit”

The principles office smells nice

Name

Anonymous

So there was a kid named Bobby, and he was writing notes. He asked his mother, who was on a phone call, what is one plus one? She said I HATE YOU. Then he asked his brother what is 2 + 2, who was watching a Batman movie, said, NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU BATMAN! Then he asked his dad what is 4 plus 4, who was playing football, said 85 SMACK EM DOWN! Then he asked his sister 8+8, (she was playing with barbies), and she said, My buns are burning. Then he went to school and told her teacher the first note he wrote down. The teacher sent him to the principal’s office. The principal yelled, WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?! Bobby said, NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU BATMAN! The principal yelled, HOW MANY SPANKINGS DO YOU WANT?! Then he said, 85 SMACK EM DOWN! Then he walked away from the principal’s office and said, my buns are burning.

Stop

Funny

What runs but never stop

Circumcision

Anonymous

How do you circumcise someone from Alabama? Kick his sisters jaw

Wife

The Sisters Adventures

There was a family, the father’s name was Mad, the mother is brain, the brother’s name is nobody and the sister’s name is everybody. One day, nobody killed everybody and the father ran to the police’s office and screamed, ‘‘NOBODY KILLED EVERYBODY!!!’’ ‘‘Sir, are you okay?’’ The police asked. ‘‘I said, NOBODY KILLED EVERYBODYYYYY!!!’’ The father yelled even louder. ‘‘Are you mad?’’ The police asked. ‘‘Yes because my name is Mad!’’ The father exclaimed. ‘‘Where’s your brain?’’ Asked the police. ‘‘At home because my wife name is Brain.’’ The father said. The police fell down due to the confusion.

Girl

SHEEEEEESSHHHH

Brian has a crush on a cute girl Sally from school so he goes and tells his dad about her and he says sorry son you cant like her she is your sister. So Brian is okay with it and he starts to like another girl Madison and he goes up to his dad and says I have a crush on this girl Madison and again the dad goes oh sorry son you cant like any girl in school they are all your sisters so he goes crying to his mom and says dad said I cant like any girl because they are all my sisters and the mom goes oh it’s okay you can like any girl you want because he is not your dad.

Daughter

person

Daughter: “Hey dad, how do you feel about abortion?” Father: "Ask your sister” Daughter: “I don’t have a…”

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