Finger

Anonymous

What did Luke Skywalker say when he saw someone bullying his sister? You better not Leia finger on her!

Difference

Zane

What’s the difference between my phone and my sister? I actually give a damn if my phone dies.

Name

Unknown

Boy: why is my sister named Rose Dad: someone threw a rose out of a car and it hit her in the head Boy: okay Dad Dad: No problem Brick

Girl

LikeaNinja

You want to hear a dirty joke?

This guy and this girl were having sex when the guys boss called to ask why he wasn’t at work. The guy responds, "I’m sick" His boss replies, "you don’t sound sick" The guy says, “I’m fucking my sister” and hangs up the phone

Girl

Anonymous

My sister’s bf is mad at me cuz I fucked his girl

Cry

Anonymous

My sister thinks shes so smart, shes said onions are the only food that makes you cry

So I threw a coconut at her

Eating

Bj

So my sister was eating Now&Laters, and I continuously heard smacking sounds. So I told her can you stop smacking its annoying. Then she said I cant its a juicy type of candy. So I said, I can stop the candies from making that sound. Then she said how? So I smacked her. :)

Stop

Funny

What runs but never stop

Dad

person

Daughter: “Hey dad, how do you feel about abortion?” Father: "Ask your sister” Daughter: “I don’t have a…”

Cry

Anonymous

Sam is a kindergartener. One day, Sam’s teacher told him to learn the first few letters of the alphabet. Later that night, Sam asked his moody sister what the first letter of the alphabet was and she replied with “Oh what’s the point. Life is meaningless…”. Sam then went up to his room and found his brother crying on the floor. Sam asked him what the next letter was. “I hate you!” said sam’s brother, so Sam left the room. Sam went to his mom and asked her what the third letter was. “You stupid f*****” his mom yelled at him. So Sam went to ask his Grandpa what the fourth letter is and his grandpa didn’t reply, so Sam went to bed.

The next day, Sam’s teacher called on him to tell the class what the first letter is and he answered with “Oh what’s the point. Life is meaningless…” and the teacher sent him to the school counselor. As he left the room, he yelled at his teacher “I hate you!”

As Sam arrived at the counselors office she said she had called his parents and they wanted him to be safe and locked up in a padded cell. “You stupid f*****” Sam screamed as he heard the ambulance sirens getting nearer. As the ambulance drove away, Sam, in his straight jacket, was silent.

Hang

Te4inchpounder

So I’m banging the fuck out of this slutty chick, right? And I’m thinking to myself, “She’s PROBABLY got AIDS.” So I go and get myself tested and, lo-and-behold, I’m positive. This gets me thinking, “Where the fuck does an eight year old get AIDS?!” “Who has my sister been hanging out with?!”

Day

TheBeast

I called my boss the other Monday and told him I needed the day off because I was sick. He said “how sick?”. I said “well I’m in bed with my 12 year old sister”.

Wife

The Sisters Adventures

There was a family, the father’s name was Mad, the mother is brain, the brother’s name is nobody and the sister’s name is everybody. One day, nobody killed everybody and the father ran to the police’s office and screamed, ‘‘NOBODY KILLED EVERYBODY!!!’’ ‘‘Sir, are you okay?’’ The police asked. ‘‘I said, NOBODY KILLED EVERYBODYYYYY!!!’’ The father yelled even louder. ‘‘Are you mad?’’ The police asked. ‘‘Yes because my name is Mad!’’ The father exclaimed. ‘‘Where’s your brain?’’ Asked the police. ‘‘At home because my wife name is Brain.’’ The father said. The police fell down due to the confusion.

Circumcision

Rednecks

How do you circumcise a redneck?

You kick his sister in the jaw

Annoying

josh`

my sister is so annoying she won 10000$to go to hel

Dad

Anonymous

How do you know your sister is on her period? Your dad’s c–k tastes like s–t!

Dad

Hi

As a little boy I walked in on my parents having intercourse one night, and of course, my parents stopped and sent me back to bed.

The next day my dad tells me “Don’t worry son, I wasn’t hurting mommy, we were just trying to make you a little sister.”

So, when I was young I always wanted a pet. I then looked at my father and asked “Could you do mommy doggy style next time? I want a puppy.”

Girl

Tara

So a girl goes to Santa in the mall, and Santa asks what she would like for Christmas. So the kid says: “a little sister”. So then Santa says: “bring me your mother!”

Nun

Anonymous

My sisters ask me “Are you really a virgin?” I say “That’s nun of your business”

Name

Anonymous

So there was a kid named Bobby, and he was writing notes. He asked his mother, who was on a phone call, what is one plus one? She said I HATE YOU. Then he asked his brother what is 2 + 2, who was watching a Batman movie, said, NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU BATMAN! Then he asked his dad what is 4 plus 4, who was playing football, said 85 SMACK EM DOWN! Then he asked his sister 8+8, (she was playing with barbies), and she said, My buns are burning. Then he went to school and told her teacher the first note he wrote down. The teacher sent him to the principal’s office. The principal yelled, WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?! Bobby said, NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU BATMAN! The principal yelled, HOW MANY SPANKINGS DO YOU WANT?! Then he said, 85 SMACK EM DOWN! Then he walked away from the principal’s office and said, my buns are burning.

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