So a daughter asks her father “dad what is you opinion on abortions?” So her father says why don’t you ask your sister. The daughter responds “but I don’t have a sister… Oh”
Guys my sisters pregnant!
Im finally a dad!
a girl and her brother are walking in their garden POV:Brother. Sister:Why are you cutting those flowers?
Brother; because their beautiful!
Sister:I thought you said you cut yourself because you aren’t.
I told my sister I was into incest. She took it really hard. 😉😏
Bully: I bet your dick is so small when you look down in the the sower you can’t even see it.
Guy: No I see your sister’s head
What do you call a redneck sister who runs faster than her brothers?
Daughter: Dad, what’s your opinion on abortions?
Dad: Ask your sister
Daughter: But I don’t have a sister
When you ask your sister if she wanna smash, but then she grabs the switch.
The doctor told me I had aids I said it’s your fault sister.
My daughter is the most adorable little girl in the world. She’s got my sister’s eyes.
So there’s this uncle of female and male twins, and his sister, the mother of the twins, is stuck trying to think of a name for the children. The uncle says “I’ve got an idea!”, and the mother gets excited, thinking this could be it. She says "What should their names be?" The uncle replies “Well for your daughter, Denise” “That’s a nice name” comments the mother, “but what about my son?” The uncle simply replies “Denephew”.
I’ll never forget my sister’s last word. “Is it edible?”
Little Johhny is walking around and peaks in his parents room, catching them having sex so he asks, “What are you guys doing?” and they reply “Nothing, nothing! we’re just uh, making cake” and they send him away. So he continues walking around and he hears some strange noises coming from his brothers room so he walks in and catches his brother and his brothers girlfriend having sex and then asks him “What are you guys doing?” and his brother yells “Get out! were making cake!” So Johnny leaves and goes to his room. The next day the whole family is at the dinner table and Little Johnny turns to his sister and says “So, you and your boyfriend were making cake last night huh!” and she replies “OMG! Howd you know!?!?” and Johnny replies “Because, I licked the icing off the couch” ayyyyyy.
There once was a brother and a sister so one night it’s storming really bad and the sister goes into the brothers room and asks " can I stay with you tonight because I’m scared" the brother replies with " yea sure but just don’t tell Mom" so the girl climbs into the bed and looks under the sheets to see the boys penis and asks “what’s that?” And the boy replies with “that’s my pet snake” and the girl asks “can I pet it?” And the boy says “sure just don’t tell Mom” and the boy falls asleep and wakes up in a hospital and asks “what happened” and the girl said “I pet the snake but it spit on me so I bit it’s head off”
what do you call a bear without teeth? A gummy bear hahaha
I got mad at my sister’s boyfriend so I fucked his girl
My little sister called my name a few minutes after I put her to bed. ùshe told me that the was something in her closet. I checked the closet and told her there was nothing there, but told her she could still sleep in my room with me. I was thinking that was the best way to get her out of the room before he noticed I saw him.
My sister argued with me that you can’t make a car out of spaghetti, you should have seen her face when I drove pasta
Father : “That’s great son. Who is she?”
Son: “It’s Tina, the neighbor’s daughter”.
Father : “Ohhh I wish you hadn’t said that.I have to tell u something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother.Tina is actually your sister.”
The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later
Son : “Daddy, I fell in love again and she is even hotter!”
Father : “That’s great son. Who is she?”
Son: “It’s Peny, the other neighbor’s daughter.”
Father : “Ohhhh I wish you hadn’t said that. Peny is also your sister.”
This went on couple of times and the son was so mad,he went straight to his mother crying.
Son : “Mum I am so mad at dad ! I fell in love with six girls but I can’t date any of them because daddy is their father!”
The mother hugs him affectionately and says:
“My love, you can date whoever you want. Don’t listen to him. He is not your Father.”!!!
What did one cell say to his sister when she stepped on his toe? Mitosis!