So a guy named Nathaniel just came home, and when he enters his sister’s room, he sees her f***ing a piece of broccoli. And Nathaniel says, “Abbie, what’s wrong with you? I was going to eat that later, and now it smells like broccoli!”
So there’s this uncle of female and male twins, and his sister, the mother of the twins, is stuck trying to think of a name for the children. The uncle says “I’ve got an idea!”, and the mother gets excited, thinking this could be it. She says "What should their names be?" The uncle replies “Well for your daughter, Denise” “That’s a nice name” comments the mother, “but what about my son?” The uncle simply replies “Denephew”.
Little Johhny is walking around and peaks in his parents room, catching them having sex so he asks, “What are you guys doing?” and they reply “Nothing, nothing! we’re just uh, making cake” and they send him away. So he continues walking around and he hears some strange noises coming from his brothers room so he walks in and catches his brother and his brothers girlfriend having sex and then asks him “What are you guys doing?” and his brother yells “Get out! were making cake!” So Johnny leaves and goes to his room. The next day the whole family is at the dinner table and Little Johnny turns to his sister and says “So, you and your boyfriend were making cake last night huh!” and she replies “OMG! Howd you know!?!?” and Johnny replies “Because, I licked the icing off the couch” ayyyyyy.
I told my sister I was into incest. She took it really hard. 😉😏
My sister and I were both adopted from the same country, and my parents say they got us on a “two for one special.”
Name Something you practiced kissing on as a kid.
Sister SWEET HOME ALABAMA
I’ll never forget my sister’s last word. “Is it edible?”
There once was a brother and a sister so one night it’s storming really bad and the sister goes into the brothers room and asks " can I stay with you tonight because I’m scared" the brother replies with " yea sure but just don’t tell Mom" so the girl climbs into the bed and looks under the sheets to see the boys penis and asks “what’s that?” And the boy replies with “that’s my pet snake” and the girl asks “can I pet it?” And the boy says “sure just don’t tell Mom” and the boy falls asleep and wakes up in a hospital and asks “what happened” and the girl said “I pet the snake but it spit on me so I bit it’s head off”
Why did the brother cross the road? Because The Sister Farted.
Pp almighty stabeth thy! Then my sister said just put it in.
When you ask your sister if she wanna smash, but then she grabs the switch.
Girl: How do you feel about abortion? Dad: Ask your sister Girl: I don’t have a …
What do you call a redneck sister who runs faster than her brothers?
My sister argued with me that you can’t make a car out of spaghetti, you should have seen her face when I drove pasta
Sometimes i feel ugly, then i think of my sister and feel better
I saw my sister masturbating with a carrot. I said “Come on I was gonna eat that later! Now it’s just gonna taste like carrots!”
my mom said to take out the trash bags so i did and the next day my mom asked “where are your sisters?” i said “in line to get crushed”
I got mad at my sister’s boyfriend so I fucked his girl
What do tampons and your sister have in common!
My mum told me to stop playing with my sister; she said at least wait for her to be born first.