Pp almighty stabeth thy! Then my sister said just put it in.

My conversion therapy done worked. Now I only sleep with my sister and not my brother.

“I bought my little sister a trampoline for her birthday but all she wants to do is sit in her wheelchair and cry”

What did one cell say to his sister when she stepped on his toe? Mitosis!

Little Johhny is walking around and peaks in his parents room, catching them having sex so he asks, “What are you guys doing?” and they reply “Nothing, nothing! we’re just uh, making cake” and they send him away. So he continues walking around and he hears some strange noises coming from his brothers room so he walks in and catches his brother and his brothers girlfriend having sex and then asks him “What are you guys doing?” and his brother yells “Get out! were making cake!” So Johnny leaves and goes to his room. The next day the whole family is at the dinner table and Little Johnny turns to his sister and says “So, you and your boyfriend were making cake last night huh!” and she replies “OMG! Howd you know!?!?” and Johnny replies “Because, I licked the icing off the couch” ayyyyyy.

Bully: I bet your dick is so small when you look down in the the sower you can’t even see it.

Guy: No I see your sister’s head

A brother and a sister always got into fights. One day the brother tells the sister, “your adopted” the sister yells back, “At least they wanted me!”

Boy: why is my sister named Rose Dad: someone threw a rose out of a car and it hit her in the head Boy: okay Dad Dad: No problem Brick

My sister argued with me that you can’t make a car out of spaghetti, you should have seen her face when I drove pasta

What do you call a redneck sister who runs faster than her brothers?

A virgin.

What runs but never stop

Name Something you practiced kissing on as a kid.

Sister SWEET HOME ALABAMA

My mum told me to stop playing with my sister; she said at least wait for her to be born first.

I told my sister I was into incest. She took it really hard. 😉😏

Why does sally have a 100 sisters? She lives in a orphanage

my mom said to take out the trash bags so i did and the next day my mom asked “where are your sisters?” i said “in line to get crushed”

My sister and I were both adopted from the same country, and my parents say they got us on a “two for one special.”

There once was a brother and a sister so one night it’s storming really bad and the sister goes into the brothers room and asks " can I stay with you tonight because I’m scared" the brother replies with " yea sure but just don’t tell Mom" so the girl climbs into the bed and looks under the sheets to see the boys penis and asks “what’s that?” And the boy replies with “that’s my pet snake” and the girl asks “can I pet it?” And the boy says “sure just don’t tell Mom” and the boy falls asleep and wakes up in a hospital and asks “what happened” and the girl said “I pet the snake but it spit on me so I bit it’s head off”

What do tampons and your sister have in common!

How do you circumcise a hill billy… Kick his sister in the jaw

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