Sister jokes

My sister looks like Santa Claus.

"You are so pretty?"

"No, too many people!"

My sister said I'm stupid and I'm a baby, and I said, "Oh, I didn't know we were talking about you."

Lionel: Leona, please no more singing your annoying Fuzzy Bear song!

Leona: But I love my song, right Fuzzy?

Fuzzy Bear: I am going to bite you for not letting your sister sing my song!

*Fuzzy Bear bites Lionel*

Lionel: AHHHHHHH

You're more uglier.

My mum said take out the trash, so I took my sister.

So, there was a kid named Bobby, and he was writing notes. He asked his mother, who was on a phone call, "what is one plus one?" She said, "I HATE YOU." Then he asked his brother what is 2 + 2, who was watching a Batman movie, said, "NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU BATMAN!" Then he asked his dad what is 4 plus 4, who was playing football, said, "85 SMACK EM DOWN!" Then he asked his sister 8+8, (she was playing with barbies), and she said, "My buns are burning." Then he went to school and told her teacher the first note he wrote down. The teacher sent him to the principal’s office. The principal yelled, "WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!" Bobby said, "NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU BATMAN!" The principal yelled, "HOW MANY SPANKINGS DO YOU WANT?!" Then he said, "85 SMACK EM DOWN!" Then he walked away from the principal’s office and said, "my buns are burning."

My teacher says no phones allowed. I say my phone is allowed because I’m nobody, Dania.

My mom told me to look for a bill in her file at her home office. Instead, I grabbed my sister's adoption papers.

Spell "Peppa." Okay. P. E. P. P. A. Hahaha! You said peepee.

I tried this with my sister Makenna because she loves Peppa Pig and has a backpack of it. So I told her to spell her backpack's letters and tricked her... And she is only four years old and my secret is I am only eight years old.

I LOVE BIG HAIRY DICKS!

What is so annoying? A younger sister.

What did the skeleton say to his dog at dinner time? Bone appétit!

My dad called me as I said I shit in my sister's mouth. Impossible? Nope.

Once upon a time, fraternal twins, brother and sister, with almost 100% equal DNA were separated at birth. At the age of 42, they were married, had 2 sons and 2 daughters. They took an ancestryDNA test, and the results were scientifically sexually shocking.

I went to the market to get eggs, and my sister thought that I meant my balls.

Fun fact! If you steal your sister's cat, she will be mad.

My sisters ask me, "Are you really a virgin?" I say, "That's nun of your business!"

My sister beat me in a race. She gave me a raspberry. I was bitter.

Your sister is so short, she needs to roll up her panties.

I told my sister a Dairy joke.

She said it was cheesy.