My sister said the onion is the only vegetable that can make you cry ... So I threw a carrot at her
What did the tree say to his sister? Wood you please leaf me alone you son of a birch.
Q. There were 2 sisters. One was having twins and asked her sister to help name the children. If one was named Deniece, what was the other named? A. Denephew.
Sister: (moaning) go get mom, she'd love this Me: but Billy's with her right now Billy: UGHHHH...MMMMM Dad: hurry up Billy, I want to see you for a moment..
bals
He couldn’t stand it anymore with his sister because he is in a wheelchair
Sister:Hey sis how are you today?Me:Oh good you?sister:good cause i heard you finally got a good living life
I told my sister a Dairy joke,
She said it was cheesy.
kid: #1: You're adopted. kid#2: At least they wanted me. kid #1: Did your real parents want you?
sister. your ugly other sister. im not ypur reflection
ps. sorryif it is not funny
My mate caught me sniffing his disabled sisters knickers the other day, it wouldn’t of been so bad but she’s was wearing them at the time, it made the rest of the funeral so awkward
I traded my sister for a slice of pizza damn that pizza was good
I know this isn't about glue but here's one: Cardi B had a sister who was obsessed with fitness. Her name? Cardi O.
Why is my sister so annoying because
Put your own thing in
I was walking down the streets with my parents and my sister, my mum said "step on a crack break your mother's back" I stepped on a crack, my sister has been in the hospital ever since
My sis is very funny her fave joke is Nock nock who is there mr nobody mr nobody I just told you
My pathological cheater of a sister wanted to play a board game with me. I turned her down because I didn't like the Risk involved.
My sister’s birthday is on 9-11, when she opened her presents she jumped up with explosion
Oh brother.
The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got to violent and now their sister(World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption and the planes were given back to their owners.
