Sister jokes

Me: What did my sister do when she dressed up as Elsa and I gave her a balloon?

You: What?

Me: She let it go, let it go!

What did the skeleton say to his dog at dinner time? Bone appétit!

Why can't you hear the pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

Because the "p" is silent.

My mom told me to look for a bill in her file at her home office. Instead, I grabbed my sister's adoption papers.

My sister said to kill myself, so now I’m in the hospital hoping to die.

I walked in on my little sister when she was naked.

The thing I have to say is that my little sister is a big sister with big tits & ass with juicy lips upstairs & downstairs. I say whoever is going to be my brother-in-law is going to be a very happy person.

Hey there little mister, I'm dating your sister.

how old are my girlfriends

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjBTsoYph48 oh and there my little sisters

I had a threesome on an elevator with a monkey and my underage, deaf, & mentally challenged sister...

It was wrong on so many levels.

What’s worse than banging your sister?

Having to wear your dad’s wedding ring.

I told my sister to make a noise and hear what she said... "Cuckoo coo chew." #Owl🦉

What's one thing your dad shares with black men? Your sister.

My dad came out of my step-sister's room as I came out of my step-mum's room.

My sister's boyfriend was coming around for Christmas Day. He had the option of two birds to tuck into: Turkey or Goose.

I said, "Are you not satisfied with my sister, who is literally handing herself on a plate to you?!"

What do you say if you want to borrow your black sister's foundation? "Got any lighter shades?"

Sometimes I look around and all I see is two fat cheeks in my face and say, "Too mushy apples."

I see my friends at school. They talk to me, they go back to class, but they forgot I am their classmate, and they were like, "You're a dumbie." And I was, "Well, you're a dumbass, bi***!"

Your sister is so short, she needs to roll up her panties.

One time I looked out the window and then I saw my sister, and she wasn’t even my sister anymore...

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Terrier.

Terrier who?

Your Halloween decorations are terri-fying!