Sister jokes
Little Johnny said to his mate, "I bet I can make you swear." His mate said, "Good luck." So Johnny told his mate that he slept with his sister. His mate yelled, "I'm gonna fucking kill you!"
Q: I often think I'm ugly, but then I think of my sister and get over it.
Brother: Your eyebrows look hella bad.
Sister: I donโt even think you know what eyebrows are supposed to look like because you have none.
When a cat gets a sibling, do they say, "Oh, shit! Another mew kid?!?!?!"
Kid on Xbox: I'm not a virgin. Ask your sister.
Bully on Xbox: I don't have a sister, dumbass.
Kid on Xbox: You will in 9 months.
Memes
This is what the unknown guy is saying about Tenya and Kenya!
Go to each link and read it and the comments, and it will really make you cry!
http://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fb240eccd25122cb21997/kenya-will-end-up-all-alone
https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fa7beeccd25122cb2197b/fine-then-if-i-cant-do-gwen-then-i-guess http://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fbb2aeccd25122cb219a5/kenya-at-least-you-know-youre-ugly-and-accept-itit-is-tenya-and-kenya-twin-sisters
You think Gwen is the worst one to get bullied? Well look at this!
how old are my girlfriends
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjBTsoYph48 oh and there my little sisters
I walked in on my little sister when she was naked.
The thing I have to say is that my little sister is a big sister with big tits & ass with juicy lips upstairs & downstairs. I say whoever is going to be my brother-in-law is going to be a very happy person.
My sister's boyfriend was coming around for Christmas Day. He had the option of two birds to tuck into: Turkey or Goose.
I said, "Are you not satisfied with my sister, who is literally handing herself on a plate to you?!"
Hey there little mister, I'm dating your sister.
I had a threesome on an elevator with a monkey and my underage, deaf, & mentally challenged sister...
It was wrong on so many levels.
I told my sister to make a noise and hear what she said... "Cuckoo coo chew." #Owl๐ฆ
My dad came out of my step-sister's room as I came out of my step-mum's room.
Whatโs worse than banging your sister?
Having to wear your dadโs wedding ring.
Parent: Have you seen your sister?
Son: No, the last time I saw her was when we were playing hide and seek.
Me: What did my sister do when she dressed up as Elsa and I gave her a balloon?
You: What?
Me: She let it go, let it go!
Why can't you hear the pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the "p" is silent.
What did the skeleton say to his dog at dinner time? Bone appรฉtit!
Hi, are you even my sister?
Yes, I am.
No, you're not, because you never even existed as my sister.
My mom told me to look for a bill in her file at her home office. Instead, I grabbed my sister's adoption papers.