Sister jokes

What is worse than seeing your sibling drown?

Getting the water bill.

What’s the difference between 3 cocks and my sister?

My sister can’t take a joke about cocks in bed.

My sister is so ugly that she had to have a child with me to keep the family tree going.

Why can’t orphans get married in Alabama?

Because they don’t have a sister.

Kid on Xbox: I'm not a virgin. Ask your sister.

Bully on Xbox: I don't have a sister, dumbass.

Kid on Xbox: You will in 9 months.

This is what the unknown guy is saying about Tenya and Kenya!

Go to each link and read it and the comments, and it will really make you cry!

http://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fb240eccd25122cb21997/kenya-will-end-up-all-alone

https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fa7beeccd25122cb2197b/fine-then-if-i-cant-do-gwen-then-i-guess http://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fbb2aeccd25122cb219a5/kenya-at-least-you-know-youre-ugly-and-accept-itit-is-tenya-and-kenya-twin-sisters

You think Gwen is the worst one to get bullied? Well look at this!

Me: What did my sister do when she dressed up as Elsa and I gave her a balloon?

You: What?

Me: She let it go, let it go!

What did the skeleton say to his dog at dinner time? Bone appétit!

Hi, are you even my sister?

Yes, I am.

No, you're not, because you never even existed as my sister.

Why can't you hear the pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

Because the "p" is silent.

A sister went to her brother's room and says,

"I'm scared, can I sleep with you?"

"Yes, sis."

"What is this?" (pointing at his dick)

"My pet snake."

"Can I pet it?"

"Yes."

He wakes up in a hospital.

"What happened?"

"Your snake spit on me, so I bit his head off."

"You dummy!"

"Whaaat?"

Parent: Have you seen your sister?

Son: No, the last time I saw her was when we were playing hide and seek.

My mom told me to look for a bill in her file at her home office. Instead, I grabbed my sister's adoption papers.

My sister said to kill myself, so now I’m in the hospital hoping to die.

I walked in on my little sister when she was naked.

The thing I have to say is that my little sister is a big sister with big tits & ass with juicy lips upstairs & downstairs. I say whoever is going to be my brother-in-law is going to be a very happy person.

My sister's boyfriend was coming around for Christmas Day. He had the option of two birds to tuck into: Turkey or Goose.

I said, "Are you not satisfied with my sister, who is literally handing herself on a plate to you?!"

I had a threesome on an elevator with a monkey and my underage, deaf, & mentally challenged sister...

It was wrong on so many levels.

how old are my girlfriends

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjBTsoYph48 oh and there my little sisters

I told my sister to make a noise and hear what she said... "Cuckoo coo chew." #Owl🦉

My dad came out of my step-sister's room as I came out of my step-mum's room.