Sister jokes
Cool kid: I slept with your sister.
Me: Never knew my brother was a girl.
Everyone else: :O
What did Joe say when he saw his girlfriend sleeping with his sister?
Nothing, he just started wanking.
Where did Stephen Hawking go after he died?
FNAF Sister Location.
I would make a joke about your sister, but she banged me.
Hey there little mister, I'm dating your sister.
Hey sisters
My sis is very funny. Her fave joke is:
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Mr. Nobody." "Mr. Nobody who?" "I just told you!"
If you play games, go play on your sister.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sister.
Sister who?
My sister's ass.
My sister asked where is my book.... me: "itti badi nak hai gufa jaisi dhund us mei."
My sister: You were born ugly.
Me: I'm not a mirror, sis.
Where's my sister's friend? Oh, I forgot, we are in Alabama.
What do you call a nun on a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
Me: What did my sister do when she dressed up as Elsa and I gave her a balloon?
You: What?
Me: She let it go, let it go!
What is it about sisters who argue?
My sister said I was only allowed to grate cheese, so I said to her that I’d prove her wrong.
The next day my mum asked me why my cheese was tan, and I said it was my own special recipe. My mum loved the cheese but she didn’t like it much after the funeral.
What's the difference between my girlfriend and my sister?
There is no difference.
A woman's husband has a yearly conference. The first night he's away from home, their teenage son Tommy comes into their room at night and starts to make love to her, but she knows that it can be dangerous to wake a sleepwalker, so she doesn't say anything. He does this every night for two weeks and stops when his father comes home.
She realizes she's pregnant and has a baby boy.
The next year the same thing happens, she gets pregnant again, and has a baby girl.
The third year, she's feeling very guilty, and after thirteen nights of incredible passionate lovemaking she sits Tommy down and tells him, "Every time your father leaves town on business, you sleepwalk into my bedroom and make love to me. Bobby and Anna aren't just your brother and sister, you're their father!"
Tommy said "You think I was sleepwalking?"
Pick up lines.
"One fish, two fish, three fish, I’m breaking up with you, b*tch!"
"Hey there little mister, I’m dating your sister."
My life, your life, and your sister is a slut.
A hot woman called "Jessie" was showering when the phone rang.
Jessie was upset because the phone wouldn't stop ringing, and she goes out naked from the bathroom to answer the phone in the hall.
Jessie on the phone: 《Hello? 》
The one on the phone: 《Oh hi, I'm Jeff, I just wanted to tell you don't go out from your bathroom naked next time because my brother is behind you right now trying to rape you.》
Jessie: 《Stop it my sister! This is the 10th time you do this cringe joke! It gets boring!》
But sadly it wasn't a joke, and she cried a lot that night and learned how not to go out naked from the bathroom again.