My mom told me to look for a bill in her file at her home office. Instead, I grabbed my sister's adoption papers.
A sister went to her brother's room and says,
"I'm scared, can I sleep with you?"
"Yes, sis."
"What is this?" (pointing at his dick)
"My pet snake."
"Can I pet it?"
"Yes."
He wakes up in a hospital.
"What happened?"
"Your snake spit on me, so I bit his head off."
"You dummy!"
"Whaaat?"
Parent: Have you seen your sister?
Son: No, the last time I saw her was when we were playing hide and seek.
Me: What did my sister do when she dressed up as Elsa and I gave her a balloon?
You: What?
Me: She let it go, let it go!
I told my sister to make a noise and hear what she said... "Cuckoo coo chew." #Owl🦉
My dad came out of my step-sister's room as I came out of my step-mum's room.
Hi, are you even my sister?
Yes, I am.
No, you're not, because you never even existed as my sister.
I got a PS5 for my nine-year-old sister. At the time, I thought it was the best trade I’d ever made. But now I’m regretting not being able to molest her anymore.
What should I call a burger. A cow burger
Sister
Why did Ronald McDonald go to KFC to destroy them?
When she says "parents aren't home" so you rush upstairs.
I saw a girl at my job and we ended up fucking, then the test came back and I have hives from my sister.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Terrier.
Terrier who?
Your Halloween decorations are terri-fying!
What's the difference between you and your sister?
Your dad.
How do you know if your sisters on her period?
Your dads dick tastes funny.
What’s worse than fingering your sister?
Finding your dads wedding ring inside her.
I told my sister that when you go to bed with an itchy butt, you're going to have smelly fingers in the morning, and I've never heard her laugh so hard in my life.
Sometimes I feel ugly, but then I think of my sister.
What do you say when you sister's annoying you?
Go oasis (go away sis)!
My sister is really disrespectful, and her famous words are, "You're not my parent!" The next time she says this, I'm going to respond back with, "You're right, because I would have worn a condom to protect from you being born unlike my dad did!"
