My sister said to kill myself, so now I’m in the hospital hoping to die.
Sister Jokes
I walked in on my little sister when she was naked.
The thing I have to say is that my little sister is a big sister with big tits & ass with juicy lips upstairs & downstairs. I say whoever is going to be my brother-in-law is going to be a very happy person.
Hey there little mister, I'm dating your sister.
how old are my girlfriends
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjBTsoYph48 oh and there my little sisters
I had a threesome on an elevator with a monkey and my underage, deaf, & mentally challenged sister...
It was wrong on so many levels.
What’s worse than banging your sister?
Having to wear your dad’s wedding ring.
I told my sister to make a noise and hear what she said... "Cuckoo coo chew." #Owl🦉
What's one thing your dad shares with black men? Your sister.
My dad came out of my step-sister's room as I came out of my step-mum's room.
What do you say if you want to borrow your black sister's foundation? "Got any lighter shades?"
Sometimes I look around and all I see is two fat cheeks in my face and say, "Too mushy apples."
I see my friends at school. They talk to me, they go back to class, but they forgot I am their classmate, and they were like, "You're a dumbie." And I was, "Well, you're a dumbass, bi***!"
Your sister is so short, she needs to roll up her panties.
One time I looked out the window and then I saw my sister, and she wasn’t even my sister anymore...
I saw a girl at my job and we ended up fucking, then the test came back and I have hives from my sister.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Terrier.
Terrier who?
Your Halloween decorations are terri-fying!
A project where people get lined up to be changed.
What's the difference between you and your sister?
Your dad.
My mom said my sister was an angel, but when I threw her out the window, she didn't fly.
I gave my sister a compliment and said she's pretty, then while she was saying thanks, I said, "pretty ugly."
Me: You are pretty. Her: Thanks. Me: Pretty ugly.
