Sister jokes
What is worse than seeing your sibling drown?
Getting the water bill.
My sister is so ugly that she had to have a child with me to keep the family tree going.
Why can’t orphans get married in Alabama?
Because they don’t have a sister.
Brother: Your eyebrows look hella bad.
Sister: I don’t even think you know what eyebrows are supposed to look like because you have none.
When a cat gets a sibling, do they say, "Oh, shit! Another mew kid?!?!?!"
Memes
Kid on Xbox: I'm not a virgin. Ask your sister.
Bully on Xbox: I don't have a sister, dumbass.
Kid on Xbox: You will in 9 months.
This is what the unknown guy is saying about Tenya and Kenya!
Go to each link and read it and the comments, and it will really make you cry!
http://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fb240eccd25122cb21997/kenya-will-end-up-all-alone
https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fa7beeccd25122cb2197b/fine-then-if-i-cant-do-gwen-then-i-guess http://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fbb2aeccd25122cb219a5/kenya-at-least-you-know-youre-ugly-and-accept-itit-is-tenya-and-kenya-twin-sisters
You think Gwen is the worst one to get bullied? Well look at this!
Hi, are you even my sister?
Yes, I am.
No, you're not, because you never even existed as my sister.
What did the skeleton say to his dog at dinner time? Bone appétit!
Me: What did my sister do when she dressed up as Elsa and I gave her a balloon?
You: What?
Me: She let it go, let it go!
Why can't you hear the pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the "p" is silent.
My mom told me to look for a bill in her file at her home office. Instead, I grabbed my sister's adoption papers.
A sister went to her brother's room and says,
"I'm scared, can I sleep with you?"
"Yes, sis."
"What is this?" (pointing at his dick)
"My pet snake."
"Can I pet it?"
"Yes."
He wakes up in a hospital.
"What happened?"
"Your snake spit on me, so I bit his head off."
"You dummy!"
"Whaaat?"
Parent: Have you seen your sister?
Son: No, the last time I saw her was when we were playing hide and seek.
My sister said to kill myself, so now I’m in the hospital hoping to die.
Hey there little mister, I'm dating your sister.
My sister's boyfriend was coming around for Christmas Day. He had the option of two birds to tuck into: Turkey or Goose.
I said, "Are you not satisfied with my sister, who is literally handing herself on a plate to you?!"
I told my sister to make a noise and hear what she said... "Cuckoo coo chew." #Owl🦉
My dad came out of my step-sister's room as I came out of my step-mum's room.
how old are my girlfriends
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjBTsoYph48 oh and there my little sisters