Sister Jokes

Hi guys jokes for sister so I was. Listening to a song about I hate u r annoying sister I'm small and I'm smart and when I showed it to her she killed me and later I was dancing and crying

What's the difference between, my wife and her sisters? Her sisters ate hotter and I married the grenade.

my sister said that if you go to a random persons door the sister will all Waze opin it

He couldn’t stand it anymore with his sister because he is in a wheelchair

Sister:Hey sis how are you today?Me:Oh good you?sister:good cause i heard you finally got a good living life

I told my sister a Dairy joke,

She said it was cheesy.

If you have a twin sister do you have the same name? Only if you’re mom and dad give you the same name

So I was watching tv right? then i f..ing got banged in the eye with either a remore or metal tongs "wtf"

My sister got in a car crash a couple days ago. When she got to the hospital, the doctor told her that she needed to get metal mechanics in her leg. She got really scared and yelled at the doctor telling them that, “I will not get those implanted in my leg.” I guess she just doesn’t associate with knee gears.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?

Virgin mobile.

So my sister is a feminist I asked her what do you to hear a rape joke she said no I still decided to force one down her throat anyway.

Girl: How do you feel about abortion? Dad: Ask your sister Girl: I don't have a ...

dentist: open up sir

me:so..i hate my life my family my sisters my dog my cat and i tried to take a bath with my toaster but my dog took it that's why i hate my dog and my cat died trying to chew my rope it choked.....yea

dentist: i.. meant your mouth .. so i can clean your teeth

me: :O ohhhh my bad

dentist : do u need help??

me: yep

dentist:...

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