What does the man say about his baby sister lydia? "I hope she electricutes herself!’
If I had a sister with only 1 leg… Wouldn’t her name be I-lean?
How can you tell when you’re sister is on her period?
Your dads knob tastes funny
What do you call your sister who only has one leg?
What do you call your sister if she only has one leg?
If anyone gonn be fuckin my sister it’s gonna be ME!
How do you know that your sister is on her periods? Your dads dick tastes wierd.
I was going home and 3 guys came up to me. An Italian, black, Spanish. They said you should be a proud brother your sister knows her meats, I didn’t know what they were talking about. They said sister won a trophy you will see it when you get home. I went home my sister said look I won a trophy by knowing my meats. I said what do you mean well 3 guys blindfolded me and I gave them a blowjob each one of them, and I guest which flavor was it. I was right all the time that’s how I won my trophy. Has a big brother I couldn’t be any prouder.
What did the cell say when his sister stepped on his foot? Mitosis !!! (my-toe-sis)
How can you tell if your sister is on her period ?
Your fathers dick tastes funny
The news of the brother getting sucked off regularly by his sister spread really fast … All over her face 🤤
Brother: your eyebrows look hella bad Sister : I don’t even think u know what eyebrows are supposed to look like because u have none
Q: I often times think I’m ugly, but then I think of my sister and get over it.
Brother: your nuts!
Sister: What do you mean? your the one that has the nuts!
TO GWEN AND FRESHFRY: Hi Gwen and fresh fry you have been so amazing to me and now to my sister. you are the people who I look up to people r mean to us because i am adopted. thank you for all of your support!!!
Why does a chicken cross the road
To poop and pee in the potty
From My 6 year old sister
A lady asked if I heard about the mass shooting in Ohio. I said yes my friend died there. She said I’m so sorry. I said yeah I tried telling him the police had good aim. Worse than that he just found out his sister was cheating on him.
My sister said “LETS GO TO PIZZA !” So, I went to the Pizza shop with her and she replied, “We really only needed the car?”
We are always joking around about being adopted, when really we are still living in the orphanage.
I was dying when i called my sister and she said “Hi this is pepperoni’s pizza and abortion clinic your loss our sauce how may i help you today.”