Baby

Death&Decay

What does the man say about his baby sister lydia? "I hope she electricutes herself!’

Name

DatBoiChez

If I had a sister with only 1 leg… Wouldn’t her name be I-lean?

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Taste

Anonymous

How can you tell when you’re sister is on her period?

Your dads knob tastes funny

Legs

No homo

What do you call your sister who only has one leg?

Ei-lean

Legs

Anonymous

What do you call your sister if she only has one leg?

Ei-lean

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Sister

Kyle futrell

If anyone gonn be fuckin my sister it’s gonna be ME!

Taste

Nazi karen

How do you know that your sister is on her periods? Your dads dick tastes wierd.

Means

Anonymous456

I was going home and 3 guys came up to me. An Italian, black, Spanish. They said you should be a proud brother your sister knows her meats, I didn’t know what they were talking about. They said sister won a trophy you will see it when you get home. I went home my sister said look I won a trophy by knowing my meats. I said what do you mean well 3 guys blindfolded me and I gave them a blowjob each one of them, and I guest which flavor was it. I was right all the time that’s how I won my trophy. Has a big brother I couldn’t be any prouder.

Toe

ME

What did the cell say when his sister stepped on his foot? Mitosis !!! (my-toe-sis)

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Taste

Anonymous

How can you tell if your sister is on her period ?

Your fathers dick tastes funny

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Suck

Mikey

The news of the brother getting sucked off regularly by his sister spread really fast … All over her face 🤤

Brother

Anonymous

Brother: your eyebrows look hella bad Sister : I don’t even think u know what eyebrows are supposed to look like because u have none

Puns

Gwen

Q: I often times think I’m ugly, but then I think of my sister and get over it.

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Nut

Gwen

Brother: your nuts!

Sister: What do you mean? your the one that has the nuts!

Orphan

ALYA AND JKMASTER

TO GWEN AND FRESHFRY: Hi Gwen and fresh fry you have been so amazing to me and now to my sister. you are the people who I look up to people r mean to us because i am adopted. thank you for all of your support!!!

Puns

Kylie

Why does a chicken cross the road

To poop and pee in the potty

From My 6 year old sister

Shooting

Anonymous fun

A lady asked if I heard about the mass shooting in Ohio. I said yes my friend died there. She said I’m so sorry. I said yeah I tried telling him the police had good aim. Worse than that he just found out his sister was cheating on him.

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Car

Anonymous

My sister said “LETS GO TO PIZZA !” So, I went to the Pizza shop with her and she replied, “We really only needed the car?”

Orphanage

Ass face

We are always joking around about being adopted, when really we are still living in the orphanage.

Die

Anonymous

I was dying when i called my sister and she said “Hi this is pepperoni’s pizza and abortion clinic your loss our sauce how may i help you today.”