I asked my sister to say something She said No
That's what I like to hear
When I get jokes. They arne f***** restarted like you
My sister
Sister: Your so stupid Me: Calling me stupid doesn't make u any smarter!
If your sister steps on your toe . You will call it ?
Sister: Wanna know the difference between your singing and your flute playing? Me: Sure.. ( Expecting a completely different response than what I get. ) Sister: Nvm, they have no difference. Me: * Confused * Sister: They're both horrible.
Suck
your sister is so stupid she only thinks a onion will make people cry.
so i throw a coconut at her
you and your sister always get into a fight a she says "i dont care" then you say right away "about you"
Your sister is so ugly that she made an onion cry
Knock knock who is there deez nuts
I had morning wood one day then my sister saw and said I can help
I have thrash so i throw it at my sister and say that she is a tchrash can
Family all eating at the table Brother: hmm I think I feel gold Sister: stop the cap Brother look under the table and says “ nope just a gold digger” Dad laughed Step mom storms out of the room
you
My sister is so stupid she thought LBJ was a blow job
Hey My sister said your Mattick so I decided to to swim with her and she threw a ball at me so I went to my dad and she said why did you tell dad she was crying. Because I’m not getting a car seat
Mommy
What do you call a crazy-in-every-way sister?
A sissy
I was dying when i called my sister and she said "Hi this is pepperoni's pizza and abortion clinic your loss our sauce how may i help you today."
Here is funny little prank I did on my sister. So she was in her room when she reached to get her shampoo cause you know girls and hair, when she went to sqeez it out it came oil, tooth past, chicken breast, barf, and oniouns! SHE PUT IT IN HER HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GROSS BUT FUNNY when she got to school she heard kids laughing at her cause the prankster did it agian! Later!
