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Sadness

Wthdude

A hot woman called “Jessie” was showering when the phone rang… Jessie was upset because the phone wouldn’t stop ringing, and she goes out naked from the bathroom to answer the phone in the hall… Jessie on the phone: 《Hello? 》 The one on the phone: 《Oh hi i’m Jeff i just wanted to tell you don’t go out from your bathroom naked next time because my brother is behind you right now trying to rape you》 Jessie: 《Stop it my sister! this is the 10th time you do this cringe joke! it gets boring!》

But sadly it wasn’t a joke and she cried alot that night and learned how not to go out naked from the bathroom again.

Die

Anonymous

My sister said to kill myself so now I’m in the hospital hoping to die

Friend

Anonymous123

I caught my sister licking up and down and deep throat a banana. I said why are you doing that for. I’m doing it for practice for your friends.

Girl

Anonymous

My sister’s boyfriend is pissed cuz I fucked his girl

Baby

ToxicW

I will always remember my baby sisters last words.“What is the fire for?”.

Puns

Anonymous

What did the brother cell say when the sister cell stepped on his foot? Ow, mitosis! (my toe, sis)

Sadness

Yeet

What do you do when your sister askes you “why are you sad” Reply back with “Because you were born”

Lie

Hi

So I was playing on my phone and my mom said to go and take the trash out so I pick up my sister and threw her in the garbage bin and said”mom told me to” and when I came back in my mom said not to do that every again but then I told her that she says not to lie so I was doing the right thing👍

Trash

sh3d0w234

My sis came up to me and said " mom told me to take the trash out for the rest of the year " “so uhh you free tomorow?” 😂

Post

Anonymous

I posted on my Facebook account that you have a picture on Facebook

Brother

Anonymous

I got stuck in the dryer again brother say less

Brain

IZYA BOI CHIPS AHOY!

Keep Rolling you’re eyes and maybe you’ll find a brain back there

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Stick

gummy_pug

my sister said downlaod amoug us on my ipad so i did then she teached me to play then she told me a code and told me where to put it and i typed in the code then she was the imposter and i was a crewmate so i was sticking with her and she killed me when we made it to the medbay.

Crazy

Gwen

What do you call a crazy-in-every-way sister?

A sissy

Book

Khadija

My sister asked where is my book …me…: itti badi nak hai gufa jaisi dhund us mei

Adoption

Persia

So one day i walk up to my sister and tell her that she is adopted because she doesn’t look like anyone in the famloy she starts to cry my mom ask why shes crying and i say i told her she was adopted and i was tgere for the adopten and we have peppers it was all a lie she is not adopted and every thing is fine

Ball

Jalen

I went to the market to get eggs,and my sister thought that i meant my Balls

Time

busboy321

I ask my sister why does the Chinese owner brings us free food all the time. My siister said to me I love him long time.

Ball

Anonymous

Linda and Peter are having sex. Peter goes in and out hard then fast and the begins to taste her tits. Finally, he moves down the the vagina and eats her hard. His rouge is inside her body, loling around. He fucks her hard again and his dick slicks up her vagina. The entire time she is moaning and begging for more. When Linda cums on his penis she begins to lick his balls hard. Peter begins moaning too saying,” Linda your just as amazing at fucking at your sister.”

Legs

Anonymous

I got my sister a trampoline for her birthday but she won’t get out of her wheelchair and use it.

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