Sister jokes
"Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? You're adopted. Haley says she likes me more than you."
When my dad left, he said he would bring back the milk, but 20 years later he only came with my new sister and eggs. And I confronted him, and he said, "I used all the milk to make your sister."
My sister 🤣😂
No one is smart. I am smart.
My sister is the weird dark one and emo of the family. I'm the bright happy one. Once in 3rd grade, I got a huge A on mine, and my sis got a D-.
In the playground near a tree, we were sitting and playing. I said, "Hey, a C- is not that bad," and raised my hand up to give her a high five, but she left me hanging.
Little Sally found out that she had hair on her private area and went up to her mom and asked, "Mom, I have hair on my privates, what is it?"
"Oh honey, that's your monkey," the mom says.
So little Sally runs up to her big sister and says, "My monkey has hair on it!" So the sister replies with a laugh, "You think that's cool? My monkey is already eating bananas!"
What's the difference between my wife and her sisters?
Her sisters ate hotter, and I married the grenade.
My friend misspelled "Mexico" and got here.
He sucked his sister's poop hole.
There were two sisters. They said they were supporting nine eleven, so I shot one of the sister's kneecaps, and the other sister got shot in the head.
My sister said that I need to stop with the audited butt:
I got it from her when I was born.
My sister Wani is a dwarf, so I sit on her as a chair.
Me: Knock knock.
My sister: Who's there?
Me: I eat mop.
My sister: I eat mop who?
My mind: I eat my poo.
My sister getting it.
Once my sister was a sister, now she's a blister.
"You have to do this," and my sister said, "Well, I don't care."
And I said, "Well, you care enough to respond back, oh my gosh!"
My family is like an apple tree. My sister is that ugly one that has to rot in.
Did you hear about the bisexual from Alabama? He can't decide whether to fuck his brother or his sister.
Why is my sister so annoying? Because put your own thing in.
My sister told me words don't hurt her, so I chucked a dictionary at her.
My sister is so short she can't walk.
Screw sister from a mister or brother from another mother. We besties from another testie.