Where's my sister's friend? Oh, I forgot, we are in Alabama.
My sister is so dumb, she genuinely spent lockdown studying for a COVID test.
One day it was me and my sister in the house. My sister said to me, "Let's order food." I said, "We have no money." My sister said, "It's cool; we're just going to order egg rolls from the Chinese store. I know the delivery boy, and he won't charge us." I said, "Cool."
The delivery boy came with the egg rolls. I took some and ate mine in my room. I went back in the kitchen. I see my sister giving the delivery boy a blow job. I ask, "What are you doing?" My sister replied back to me, "You had your egg rolls; let me enjoy mine." Then the delivery boy said, "Don't no charge."
How come your sister is hotter than you? Funny, huh?
Your so fat, my sister said. I said, "So at least I ain't fatter than your momma."
Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?
So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.
Knock knock who is there deez nuts
A project where people get lined up to be changed.
Lionel: Leona, please no more singing your annoying Fuzzy Bear song!
Leona: But I love my song, right Fuzzy?
Fuzzy Bear: I am going to bite you for not letting your sister sing my song!
*Fuzzy Bear bites Lionel*
Lionel: AHHHHHHH
Mommy?
"Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? You're adopted. Haley says she likes me more than you."
When my dad left, he said he would bring back the milk, but 20 years later he only came with my new sister and eggs. And I confronted him, and he said, "I used all the milk to make your sister."
My sister 🤣😂
No one is smart. I am smart.
My sister is the weird dark one and emo of the family. I'm the bright happy one. Once in 3rd grade, I got a huge A on mine, and my sis got a D-.
In the playground near a tree, we were sitting and playing. I said, "Hey, a C- is not that bad," and raised my hand up to give her a high five, but she left me hanging.
Little Sally found out that she had hair on her private area and went up to her mom and asked, "Mom, I have hair on my privates, what is it?"
"Oh honey, that's your monkey," the mom says.
So little Sally runs up to her big sister and says, "My monkey has hair on it!" So the sister replies with a laugh, "You think that's cool? My monkey is already eating bananas!"
What's the difference between my wife and her sisters?
Her sisters ate hotter, and I married the grenade.
My friend misspelled "Mexico" and got here.
He sucked his sister's poop hole.
There were two sisters. They said they were supporting nine eleven, so I shot one of the sister's kneecaps, and the other sister got shot in the head.
My sister said that I need to stop with the audited butt:
I got it from her when I was born.
