Sister jokes
I had morning wood one day. Then my sister saw it and said, "I can help!"
You so gay you have a fat sis and?
It’s funny my sister wanted to have sex with me.
One day I caught my sister talking to my girlfriend, and she said, "You never told me you're lesbian." I said, "No, not at all." My girlfriend asked, "Why did you not tell her?" and I said, "Because every time I bring a girl home, I hear too much noise in her room, and I never get the chance to kiss them because she's cleaning the trash." She said, "Yeah, the trash is her junk."
I have trash so I throw it at my sister and say that she is a trash can.
What did the skeleton say to his dog at dinner time? Bone appétit!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Terrier.
Terrier who?
Your Halloween decorations are terri-fying!
"Know, know how there."
"Lesh, lesh how can you at lesh remember my name?"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To go to Chick-fil-A.
I saw a girl at my job and we ended up fucking, then the test came back and I have hives from my sister.
Fancy playing rodeo sex?
"OK then," she said!
Then put your dick in her ass and say it’s not as tight as your sister’s ass and hold on for dear life... real life cow bow boy shit!
My mom tells me and my sister to stop fighting. "Mom! You and Dad need to stop!"
My mom said don't fuck whores.
So I kicked my step sis out the house.
A boy named Jimmy was riding to Hell to save his brothers and sister. That is the last place he pissed. There came across the Devil.
Part 1
When she says "parents aren't home" so you rush upstairs.
My dad tells me and my sister to stop arguing, so she elbowed me in my damn nose.
My dad told me and my sister to stop arguing, so I threw her out the window instead.
A bus full of nuns die in a car crash and end up at the pearly gates where Saint Peter greets them, "Hello sisters, welcome to heaven. Before you enter, I must ask you all a question." He asks the first nun, "Have you ever touched a penis?" Well, she said, "Just once, with the tip of my little finger." "Ok, dip it in the holy water and you can enter." He repeats the question to the second nun. Well, she says, "I might of held one once." "Ok," says St. Peter, "wash your hands in the holy water and you can enter." Just then, there's a commotion down the line. One nun is trying to push in front of another. St. Peter says, "Sister Susan, there is no rush, you will get in." "That's fine," she replies, "but if I have to gargle that stuff, I want to get in before Sister Mary sticks her arse in it."
Every woman will die in five seconds.
Mother: Dies.
Sister: Dies.
Girlfriend: Lives.
You: 🤬
My sister said that I am a baby, so I said, "Waa, waa."