Sister jokes

"You have to do this," and my sister said, "Well, I don't care."

And I said, "Well, you care enough to respond back, oh my gosh!"

My family is like an apple tree. My sister is that ugly one that has to rot in.

Did you hear about the bisexual from Alabama? He can't decide whether to fuck his brother or his sister.

Why is my sister so annoying? Because put your own thing in.

My sister told me words don't hurt her, so I chucked a dictionary at her.

My sister is so short she can't walk.

Screw sister from a mister or brother from another mother. We besties from another testie.

I had morning wood one day. Then my sister saw it and said, "I can help!"

You so gay you have a fat sis and?

It’s funny my sister wanted to have sex with me.

One day I caught my sister talking to my girlfriend, and she said, "You never told me you're lesbian." I said, "No, not at all." My girlfriend asked, "Why did you not tell her?" and I said, "Because every time I bring a girl home, I hear too much noise in her room, and I never get the chance to kiss them because she's cleaning the trash." She said, "Yeah, the trash is her junk."

I have trash so I throw it at my sister and say that she is a trash can.

What did the skeleton say to his dog at dinner time? Bone appétit!

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Terrier.

Terrier who?

Your Halloween decorations are terri-fying!

"Know, know how there."

"Lesh, lesh how can you at lesh remember my name?"

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To go to Chick-fil-A.

I saw a girl at my job and we ended up fucking, then the test came back and I have hives from my sister.

Fancy playing rodeo sex?

"OK then," she said!

Then put your dick in her ass and say it’s not as tight as your sister’s ass and hold on for dear life... real life cow bow boy shit!

My mom tells me and my sister to stop fighting. "Mom! You and Dad need to stop!"

My mom said don't fuck whores.

So I kicked my step sis out the house.