Hey I just want to give a round of applause to Shooter McFly single-handedly keeping the jokes section alive, unappreciated, well, Shooter, one person here appreciates you at least.
I don't understand those couples that fight and a minute later change their Facebook status to single I fight with my parents but you don't see me change my status to Orphan
A kid had school today. He was late every single day. He said in his mind, I wish I can go to school again. What happened? Its obvious...... He died :)
What to say to a single guy whos insulting you. "Shut up you horny virgin"!
A single sentence walks into a bar.
Comment on this if you are some what like me. Depressed, Single, Gay, and acts like your not burning inside.
For orphans .. every bag of chips is familly sized
I heard every single machine in the coin factory just broke down all of a sudden, It just doesn’t make any cents!
Heard the Helen Keller single?
It’s called ERRRRRAGHHH!!!
What relationship status fits an orphan, Single.
A man tried to tame a horse, but always failed. The news spread around town that this man couldn’t tame one single horse. One day, the man went to a bar, where a fairly old man sat next to him. “Well parter!” He began. “I guess your dream horse is more of a NIGHT-MARE!”
Everybody add @christianisni22 on snap!!
Hes a hot babe and he's single
Who needs singles day when your single for the rest of your life!
I have to file a complaint against Spotify because I didn’t see you on my hot singles last week
Marriage is really educational
When I was single, I didn't even know there was a wrong way to put a fork in the dishwasher.
My step bro thought I was single and tried to Take me but I said I'm take and guess what he did cried". Why wwhy would u do that
I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week’s hottest single.