every single person on the plane died exept for 2 how is that posible?
It seid all the single people died the 2 were a couple. Thats how it was possible
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why do jedis stay single?
because they use "divorce " (the force )
MAY DIVORCE BE WITH YOU!
-hey, are you single? -no, I'm album
i hate it when couples get into a little fight and the change their Facebook status to "single". i have fights with my parents but I don't change my Facebook status to "orphan".
You don't usually see strap-hangers carrying newspapers these days. But one guy with the New York Times is seen getting on a crowded F Train. He notices a single seat not taken. Suspicious, he gets closer and sniffs it out. The seat is discolored but dry. Throwing caution to the winds, he removes a section from the paper and sets it down to buffer the spot from his behind. He sits down, stretches his feet and yells out: "Try sitting on your smartphones, suckers!"
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There were two two twin brothers Lucas and Marcus. Marcus got a girl friend while Lucas stayed single. A few weeks later Lucas was caught kissing Marcus's girlfriend and Marcus comes over and says: "Babe I know we're twins but I'm Marcus and that's Lucas you were kissing." and his girlfriend looks at him and says: "I know."
A killer gone up to 5 people and kill 4 of them there were 2 couples and 1 3rd wheel the 5th one was left single out...
Like, and commet if your single
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Why did the oxygen molecules walk out of the singles bar with excitement? Because she got Avogadro's number!
why does aaron chug beer on a wednesday? because his dad beats him every single day because he has scoliosis
I stood in front of the mirror. "Joseph, I will love and protect you forever" my dick cooed. I looked down at it a single crystalline tear sliding down my face. I was at peace
You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible? All of them are married!
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Global warming will kill every single person on this planet, It's a good thing I'm married...
there's a plane crash every single person died who lived? the married people!
You want to get her pregnant before marriage to know if she's fertile, so why not marry a single mother that already has proof?
Why did the rapper become a weatherman?
To predict the HEAT of his next single
