Similarity jokes

What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?

They both fall in September.

We are coming out with a Whopper that is similar to a priest because it also has its meat between 5-year-old buns.

McDonald's called back and they said they want their logo back.

What similarities do peeping Toms and spies share?

They both see things they shouldn't.

What are the similarities between Stephen Hawking and a bull?

They both charge.

Does anybody know the similarities between a Rubik's cube and a penis?

I don't know the whole answer, but I do know that the more you play with it, the harder it gets.

What do a banana and shampoo have in common?

Ur mom.

What is the similarity between an orphan and the new Spider-Man movie, "There's No Way Home"?

What are the similarities of an orphan and a water fountain?

They both sprout water.

What did the baseball player say to the bassist?

Nice baseline!

Why is bungee jumping similar to a condom?

Because if the rubber snaps, you're fucked.

What's the similarity between a pepperoni pizza and Freddy Krueger?

They both have red circles on their bodies.

How is a child with cancer and dark humor similar? They never get old.

What do the Twin Towers and murder victims have in common?

Both were owned by their own kind.

What are the similarities between an American teen and an old Muslim man?

They both choose who they want.

Why were Adam and Eve's sons so much alike? Because Cain was Abel minded!

Jeffery Dahmer has two things: an RV and a pit.

What is different about the two is that one can't move and one has gas.

But what is similar is tha-

Wait, what is Jeffery doing? He has a knife, he is pulling men's pants down, he is...OH SHIT WHAT THE F-!

Sorry 'bout that......

Now, as I was saying,

What is similar about the two is that one has and is a cockpit.

Wait, a cockpit- JEFFERY WHAT THE F-!

What's similar between McDonald's and priests?

They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.

Pink Floyd + Donald Trump = Same.

I "onerie," or however you spell it, I like to replace all romance or similar memes with duck memes. Just comment duck memes there and change Valentine's Day to Duck Day. Also, for the joke:

Why did the duck walk up to the lemonade stand?

Because he wanted grapes.