We are coming out with a whopper that is similar to a priest cause it has also has its meat between 5 yr buns
The 9/11 and the Spanish flu are kind of similar. The Spanish flu was a very dangerous flu and in the 9/11 something very dangerous flu.
What is the similarity between a orphan and the new spider man movie there's no way home
What are the similarities of an orphan and a water fountain?
They both sprout water.
What did the baseball player say to the bassist?
Nice baseline!
What do a banana and shampoo have in common?
Ur mom.
What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?
They always getting hit.
What's the similarity between a pepperoni pizza and Freddy Krueger?
They both have red circles on their bodies.
Why is bungee jumping similar to a condom?
Because if the rubber snaps, you're fucked.
how is a child with cancer and dark humor similar? They never get old.
What do the Twin Towers and murder victims have in common?
Both were owned by their own kind.
What are the similarities between an American teen and an old Muslim man?
They both choose who they want.
Why were Adam and Eve's sons so much alike? Because Cain was Abel minded!
what's similar between mcdonalds and priests? they both stick their meat in 10 year old buns.
ICE and ISIS have similar first syllables. Coincidence? I think not!
I "onerie," or however you spell it, I like to replace all romance or similar memes with duck memes. Just comment duck memes there and change Valentine's Day to Duck Day. Also, for the joke:
Why did the duck walk up to the lemonade stand?
Because he wanted grapes.
How are Eggs Benedict and a blow job alike? You can't get either one at home.
What's the similarity between your money and your life?
It just keeps going down.
What's the similarity between dogs and poor people?
They both eat from trash.
Jeffery Dahmer has two things: an RV and a pit.
What is different about the two is that one can't move and one has gas.
But what is similar is tha-
Wait, what is Jeffery doing? He has a knife, he is pulling men's pants down, he is...OH SHIT WHAT THE F-!
Sorry 'bout that......
Now, as I was saying,
What is similar about the two is that one has and is a cockpit.
Wait, a cockpit- JEFFERY WHAT THE F-!
