Similarity

Similarity jokes

Whopper

We are coming out with a Whopper that is similar to a priest because it also has its meat between 5-year-old buns.

Mum

What's the similarity between your mum and West Ham?

Your mum blows spunk bubbles from her ass.

Girlfriend

What makes Stephen Hawking and your dumped girlfriend similar?

They can't stand up for themselves.

People

What is the similarity between depressed people and hoodies?

The color black.

Flu

The 9/11 and the Spanish flu are kind of similar.

The Spanish flu was a very dangerous flu, and in 9/11, something very dangerous flew.

Spy

What similarities do peeping Toms and spies share?

They both see things they shouldn't.

Penis

Does anybody know the similarities between a Rubik's cube and a penis?

I don't know the whole answer, but I do know that the more you play with it, the harder it gets.

Bull

What are the similarities between Stephen Hawking and a bull?

They both charge.

Orphan

What is the similarity between an orphan and the new Spider-Man movie, "There's No Way Home"?

Orphan

What are the similarities of an orphan and a water fountain?

They both sprout water.

Pizza

What's the similarity between a pepperoni pizza and Freddy Krueger?

They both have red circles on their bodies.

Condom

Why is bungee jumping similar to a condom?

Because if the rubber snaps, you're fucked.

Child

How is a child with cancer and dark humor similar? They never get old.

Victim

What do the Twin Towers and murder victims have in common?

Both were owned by their own kind.

Teen

What are the similarities between an American teen and an old Muslim man?

They both choose who they want.

Son

Why were Adam and Eve's sons so much alike? Because Cain was Abel minded!

Priest

What's similar between McDonald's and priests?

They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.