Sight jokes
What's the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
All doggies go to heaven - or so I've been told.
They run and play along the streets of Gold.
Why is heaven such a doggie-delight...
Why, because there's not a single cat in sight.
At the funeral of a family friend, I was chatting to June, an elderly lady I hadn’t seen since I was a teenager. I was thrilled when she told me what a beautiful young woman I’d become.
On the journey home, I remarked to my mother how lovely it had been to see June again.
“Yes, it’s such a shame that she’s gone blind,” she said sadly.
So I went to the binoculars shop the other day. Tell you what, they saw me coming.
A blind woman tells her boyfriend that she’s seeing someone.
It’s either really terrible news or really great news.
I went to the National Redhead Meeting yesterday.
Not a soul in sight.
What did a comedian say at a show full of blind people?
"What's up?"
What did the blind man say on Christmas?
"I can feel your presents!"
I don't know why my blind kid is crying, but I think it could be the tacks I put on the couch.
Did you hear about the unborn fetus? Oh wait, never mind, it must have been aborted from the sight.
A woman walks into a supermarket and sees a blind man swinging a dog around in the air. So, the woman walks up to him and asks, "What are you doing?" The man says, "Just having a look around."
One time I saw a manatee all spray painted to look like a tiger. Needless to say, the first thing I yelled was, "OH! THE HUMANATEE!"
What does a dead baby look like?
I don't know, I close my eyes when I masturbate.
A girl walks up to her friend with sunglasses she missed very much.
She told her, "Hey, long time no see."
How did the blind girl get a date?
She said it was love at first sight.
Guess who I saw at school today?
Everyone I looked at. loooooooool
How are mountains able to see?
They peak!
Black holes and horny black women have 1 thing in common, they suck everything in sight.
"Herro, I cannot see my eyes."
How did the blind Catholic get in a car crash? He asked Jesus to take the wheel.