Sight jokes
Me: Says to kid at adoption center, "You're adopted!"
Me and kid: hug.
Thought this site needed a little bit of nice jokes.
Two lions plan their escape from the circus. The night they get out of their cages, they see a lone clown stumbling back from town, drunk, not a soul in sight. Since they are going on the run, they decide to catch one last meal before they hit the road.
As one lion gets a bite of leg, the second takes a piece of shoulder.
Then one stops and asks his companion:
"Does this taste funny to you?"
Why don’t oranges 🍊 go around blind?
Because they take Vitamin See!
In my free time, I like to help blind people.
Verb, not adjective.
What is so good about a dog that cannot see? Nothing is good.
In the Middle Ages it was illegal for a blind man to become a king.
I mean, I don't see why not.
What did the blind kid get for Christmas? He hasn’t seen it yet... What did the kids with no arms get? He doesn’t know, he’s still trying to figure out how to open it. :))))
Stop with the blind jokes... I don't see the point.
Why did the blind kid drop his ice cream? He got run over by his mom.
The happier they get, the less they see.
What problems might a blind child run into?
A wall.
What do blind people take for granted? Sight.
What's the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
All doggies go to heaven - or so I've been told.
They run and play along the streets of Gold.
Why is heaven such a doggie-delight...
Why, because there's not a single cat in sight.
At the funeral of a family friend, I was chatting to June, an elderly lady I hadn’t seen since I was a teenager. I was thrilled when she told me what a beautiful young woman I’d become. On the journey home, I remarked to my mother how lovely it had been to see June again. “Yes, it’s such a shame that she’s gone blind,” she said sadly.
Can you see me?
So I went to the binoculars shop the other day. Tell you what, they saw me coming.
A blind woman tells her boyfriend that she’s seeing someone.
It’s either really terrible news or really great news.
I went to the National Redhead Meeting yesterday.
Not a soul in sight.
What did a comedian say at a show full of blind people?
"What's up?"